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git-blame-club.txt
Welcome to Git Blame Club.
The first rule of Git Blame Club is: you do not blame other people.
The second rule of Git Blame Club is: you DO NOT blame other people!
Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "CONFLICT!", goes limp, or taps out, the blaming is over.
Fourth rule: only two branches to a merge.
Fifth rule: one merge at a time, everyone.
Sixth rule: the merges are command-line. No editors, no GUIs.
Seventh rule: merges will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first day at Git Blame Club, you have to commit.
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