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transcript for http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTczMDI1MTAw.html

biology before becoming a comedian

pls welcome very funny joe wong

[applauds]

hi everybody

so ar. iam irish

when i first got the driver license, i decided to be a organ donor

and i designated my brain, because it makes me happy when some guy wake
up from comatose "  wo zen me xiang bu qilai wo shi shui le "

[applauds]

so i went to amusement part a couple years ago
xxxx scare white[????] they took a picture of me screaming like this

[grotesque stupid gesture]

and they tried to sell it to me

so i bought a picture and
put it on my driver license

just to keep it real

i ar had a friend his name is wei dai and recently

he said to me hey joe

let's go to canada to see some bears

i said well i am kind of a afraid of bears

he said to me hey joe you got to remember

bears are more afraid of you

than you are them

well i am pretty sure that bears are wrong

[laugh]

and on top of that, i don't want to go near to any bear with some guy whose
name is wei dai (wait die?)

i was watching tv really late one night and 
they had a send[??]  emergency broadcast testing on

i was like what is this really emergency?

and i was sleep

[laugh]

just let you know when it is on [??]

so i get T voi it[??]

i came to this country in mid 90 and i watch a lot of 
tv shows like the jerry springer show

and the funny thing is at that time
i was really new to this country

and i thought the people on the show
are normal average americans you know

turns out i was right!

and a lot of bad economic news here

why the guys worry about economic?

i am not

because i grown up poor and if became poor again
i just feel young

we have a 2 and half year old  now

and here is the thing

i keen from along for people who has kids[????]

oh you 2 ok

but it still amazing coz my son is really cute
now but
when he was first born he was ugly 

and i wasn't prepare for it

i was waiting in the deliver room

and try to remember some of my ugly relatives
and decide who exactly passed the ugly tin[????] to my son youknow

and the doctor keen[??] me like wow congratulation

he looks just like you