Nat Buckley ntlk

Moving from jQuery

Events

// jQuery
$(document).ready(function() {
  // code
})

Prerequisites

Somewhat modern version of OpenSSH
Server you have SSH access to in the region you want to stream from.

Bummed about region lock? Start up your terminal and do this:

$ ssh -N -D 9999 yourserver.com

Dependencies

Instructions are for Ubuntu ish:

sudo apt-get install -y python-dev python-pip python-lxml libcairo2 libpango1.0-0 libgdk-pixbuf2.0-0 libffi-dev shared-mime-info
sudo pip install WeasyPrint
sudo pip install markdown

For other systems check

Install va homebrew

If you don't have homebrew installed - get homebrew here

Then run: brew install elasticsearch

Configuration

Update the elasticsearch configuration file in /usr/local/etc/elasticsearch/elasticsearch.yml.

	# config.ru for Pow + Wordpress, based on http://stuff-things.net/2011/05/16/legacy-development-with-pow/
	# added hackery to work around wordpress issues - Patrick Anderson ([email protected])
	# clearly this could be cleaner, but it does work

	require 'rack'
	require 'rack-legacy'
	require 'rack-rewrite'

	# patch Php from rack-legacy to substitute the original request so
	# WP's redirect_canonical doesn't do an infinite redirect of /

	require 'active_support/core_ext/time/calculations'

	unless Time.method_defined?(:beginning_of_hour)
	class Time
	# Returns a new Time representing the start of the hour (x:00)
	def beginning_of_hour
	change(:min => 0)
	end
	alias :at_beginning_of_hour :beginning_of_hour

	"it's also not served over SSL, so you know, LOLZ"
	"sslols"
	"Secure Socket Laughters"
	"It's for in jokes, so you can really make sure that nobody else gets it"

	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<meta charset="utf-8">
	<style>
	body {
	font:12px/20px 'Helvetica';
	}
	textarea, input {
	width:100%;
	height:20px;
	margin:0;

	from sys import stdin, stdout
	import argparse

	parser = argparse.ArgumentParser()
	parser.add_argument('-r', action='store_const', const=True, required=False, default=False)
	args = parser.parse_args()

	stdout.writelines(sorted(stdin.readlines(), reverse = args.r))

	if (!Function.prototype.bind) {
	Function.prototype.bind = function bind(thisValue){
	var func = this;
	return function() {
	return func.apply(thisValue, arguments);
	}
	}
	}