A little bit intelligent Cookie Clicker bot.

cookiebot.js

CookieBot = {

    // Inner-use enum constants //

    INTERVAL_BAKE    : 0,
    INTERVAL_GOLDEN  : 1,
    INTERVAL_PRODUCT : 2,
    INTERVAL_UPGRADE : 3,
    INTERVAL_DRAGON  : 4,
    INTERVAL_SANTA   : 5,

    // Game constants and variables mixed together //
    // TODO: Split them to clarify their purposes.

    intervals : [],
    priceIncrease : 1.15,
    products : [
        { name : 'cursor',        eff : null },
        { name : 'grandma',       eff : null },
        { name : 'farm',          eff : null },
        { name : 'mine',          eff : null },
        { name : 'factory',       eff : null },
        { name : 'bank',          eff : null },
        { name : 'temple',        eff : null },
        { name : 'wizard_tower',  eff : null },
        { name : 'shipment',      eff : null },
        { name : 'alchemy_lab',   eff : null },
        { name : 'portal',        eff : null },
        { name : 'time_machine',  eff : null },
        { name : 'antimatter',    eff : null },
        { name : 'prism',         eff : null }
    ],

    // DOM access //

    getProductCount : function (id) {
        return Game.ObjectsById[id].amount;
    },

    getProductStoredCps : function (id) {
        return Game.ObjectsById[id].storedCps;
    },

    getMultiplier : function () {
        return Game.globalCpsMult;
    },

    getProductBasePrice : function (id) {
        return Game.ObjectsById[id].basePrice;
    },

    getProductBulkPrice : function (id) {
        return Game.ObjectsById[id].bulkPrice;
    },

    isProductEnabled : function (id) {
        return !!$('div#product' + i + '.enabled');
    },

    clickProduct : function (id) {
        $('div#product' + id).click();
    },

    // Calculcations and helpers //

    // Calculates at memoizes exponents of priceIncrease.
    priceExponentCache : [],
    priceExponent : function (count) {
        if (typeof this.priceExponentCache[count] === 'undefined') {
            this.priceExponentCache[count] = Math.pow(this.priceIncrease, count);
        }
        return this.priceExponentCache[count];
    },

    // Reads input values from page and calculates dependent values.
    updateParams : function () {
        for (var i = 0; i < this.products.length; ++i) {
            // Calculate efficiency of _one more unit_, if we are to buy it.
            // efficiency = baseCpS * multilpier / (basePrice * priceIncrease ^ count)
            this.products[i].eff =
                this.getProductStoredCps(i) *
                this.getMultiplier() / this.getProductBulkPrice(i);
        }
    },

    startInterval : function (id, callback, ms) {
        this.stopInterval(id);
        this.intervals[id] = setInterval(callback.bind(this), ms);
    },

    stopInterval : function (id) {
        if (typeof this.intervals[id] !== 'undefined') {
            clearInterval(this.intervals[id]);
        }
    },

    // Actions //

    bake : function () {
        // Click the large cookie.
        $("#bigCookie").click();
    },

    buyProduct : function () {
        // Attempt to buy the most efficient product.
        // If it is not available, don't buy it.
        this.updateParams();

        // Limit products in the pricelist to those you already own plus one,
        // and include any products you can afford.
        var maxOwnIndex = -1;
        var maxAffordableIndex = -1;
        for (var i = 0; i < this.products.length; ++i) {
            if (this.getProductCount(i) > 0) {
                maxOwnIndex = i;
            }
            if (this.isProductEnabled(i)) {
                maxAffordableIndex = i;
            }
        }

        var maxInterestedIndex = Math.min(
            Math.max(maxOwnIndex + 1, maxAffordableIndex),
            this.products.length - 1
        );
        var bestIndex = -1;
        var bestEfficiency = -1;
        for (var i = 0; i <= maxInterestedIndex; ++i) {
            if (this.products[i].eff > bestEfficiency) {
                bestEfficiency = this.products[i].eff;
                bestIndex = i;
            }
        }
        if (bestIndex >= 0) {
            this.clickProduct(bestIndex);
        }
    },

    buyUpgrade : function () {
        // Always appease grandmatriarchs (by dieseltravis).
        var pact = $$("#upgrade0.enabled[onclick*='[74]']");
        if (pact && pact.length > 0) {
            pact[0].click();
        }

        // Except some grandmatriarchs stuff any upgrade worth buying it.
        // Some upgrades give the same effect (like grandmas are twice as efficient),
        // though cost different prices.
        // It is reasonable to start buying with the cheapest ones.
        var upgrades = $$('div#store div.upgrade.enabled');
        for (var i = 0; i < upgrades.length; ++i) {
            // skip #69: One Mind, enables wrinklers.
            // skip #84 & #85: Elder Covenant switches (by dieseltravis)
            // skip #182-185 & #209: Season event switches.
            // skip #331 & #332: Golden switch, should be operated manually.
            // skip #333: Milk selector, should be operated manually.
            if (/Game\.UpgradesById\[(69|8[45]|18[2-5]|209|33[123])\]/g.test("" + upgrades[i].onclick)) {
                continue;
            }
            upgrades[i].click();
        }
    },

    clickGolden : function () {
        // Sometimes a golden cookie will appear to give you a bonus.
        var golden = $("#goldenCookie");

        // Don't click angry grandmas' wrath cookies.
        if (/wrath/.test(golden.style.background)) {
            return;
        }

        // Click a yummy cookie.
        golden.click();

        // Click a season event popup.
        $("#seasonPopup").click();
    },

    upgradeDragon : function () {
        Game.UpgradeDragon();
    },

    upgradeSanta : function () {
        Game.UpgradeSanta();
    },

    // Controls //

    // Clicks the large cookie as fast as possible.
    startBake : function () {
        this.startInterval(this.INTERVAL_BAKE, this.bake, 1);
    },

    stopBake : function () {
        this.stopInterval(this.INTERVAL_BAKE);
    },

    startGolden : function () {
        this.startInterval(this.INTERVAL_GOLDEN, this.clickGolden, 1000);
    },

    stopGolden : function () {
        this.stopInterval(this.INTERVAL_GOLDEN);
    },

    startProduct : function () {
        this.startInterval(this.INTERVAL_PRODUCT, this.buyProduct, 1000);
    },

    stopProduct : function () {
        this.stopInterval(this.INTERVAL_PRODUCT);
    },

    startUpgrade : function () {
        this.startInterval(this.INTERVAL_UPGRADE, this.buyUpgrade, 1000);
    },

    stopUpgrade : function () {
        this.stopInterval(this.INTERVAL_UPGRADE);
    },

    startDragon : function () {
        this.startInterval(this.INTERVAL_DRAGON, this.upgradeDragon, 1000);
    },

    stopDragon : function () {
        this.stopInterval(this.INTERVAL_DRAGON);
    },

    startSanta : function () {
        this.startInterval(this.INTERVAL_SANTA, this.upgradeSanta, 1000);
    },

    stopSanta : function () {
        this.stopInterval(this.INTERVAL_SANTA);
    },

    // General controls //

    startAll : function() {
        this.startBake();
        this.startGolden();
        this.startProduct();
        this.startUpgrade();
        this.startDragon();
        this.startSanta();
    },

    stopAll : function() {
        for (var i = 0; i < this.intervals.length; ++i) {
            this.stopInterval(i);
        }
    }
};

[ ] Automate wrinkler popping
[ ] Re-enable One mind upgrade and automate "yes" in popup.
[ ] When on a frenzy, don't click golden cookie as soon as it appears. Wait until it starts disappearing, whis will make frenzy last longer.
[x] Don't autoclick milk selector.
[ ] Enable buying products in batches of 10.
[x] Don't autoclick season switch.
[x] Automate Santa evolution.
[ ] Automate Dragon aura selection.
[ ] Automate buying cheap buildings for achievements.

Hello! I'm pants at coding. Console is showing errors when I run the bot o.o

cookiebot:101 Uncaught ReferenceError: $ is not defined
at Object.bake (:101:9)

cookiebot:57 Uncaught ReferenceError: $ is not defined
at Object.isProductEnabled (:57:9)
at Object.buyProduct (:117:22)

and so forth.. what am I doing wrong?