duck.py

# coding: utf-8

def ask(s):
    print("Duck: " + s)
    input("You:  ")
    print("")

def rubberduck():
    print("""
           ,-.
       ,--' ~.).
     ,'         `.
    ; (((__   __)))
    ;  ( (#) ( (#)
    |   \_/___\_/|
   ,"  ,-'    `__".           .
  (   ( ._   ____`.)--._        _
   `._ `-.`-' \(`-'  _  `-. _,-' `-/`.
    ,')   `.`._))  ,' `.   `.  ,','  ;
  .'   .    `--'  /     ).   `.      ;
 ;      `-       /     '  )         ;
 \                       ')       ,'
  \                     ,'       ;
   \               `~~~'       ,'
    `.                      _,'
      `.                ,--'
        `-._________,--'

""")
    ask("What are you trying to do?")
    ask("What is happening instead?")
    ask("Do you have a hypothesis of why that is happening?")
    ask("How would you check the hypothesis (or its opposite)?")
    ask("If you came this far you either solved the problem, or got a quick way to investigate an hypothesis.")

if __name__ == "__main__":
    rubberduck()