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Evil Apples is hiring!
=== HOORAY ===
Our App has over 250,000 downloads and at any given moment a TON of socket connections.
We are a Top 5 Word Game and Top 100 Game in the Apple App Store!
We are getting more and more attention every day so it is time to find a Node guru to
take charge. A wizard or Jedi is also acceptable.
No sorcerers. We don't trust sorcerers.
=== YOU ===
You are a Javascript developer with server-side experience.
Your role would be to work on our game server and scale it for a brighter tomorrow!
You would also be developing new features, writing funny cards,
and even helping out on the iOS client if that's your interest.
This is not a job, as much as it is a partnership for a better way of life.
We don't want someone who works at an hourly rate, and is just coding for the money.
You should have a love of code, a love for dirty humor, and passion that drives you.
Our goal is to sustain ourselves on projects that we love.
We want to continue to build mobile Apps that we are the bosses of!
Join us and you can share this dream job!
=== Things you should talk about to impress us ===
* Node.JS
* Socket.IO
* AWS
* Mongo
* Redis
* Hooking up with Jessica Alba
=== Contact ===
Email or Twitter.
This is our app: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/evil-apples-filthy-adult-card/id645705454?mt=8
[email protected]
@evilapplesapp
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