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README.md

Install fortune & cowsay

brew install fortune cowsay coreutils

Install lolcat

Make sure you have rvm [Install] and then put this line to the bottom of your shell (.bashrc or .zshrc):

[[ -s "$HOME/.rvm/scripts/rvm" ]] && source "$HOME/.rvm/scripts/rvm" # This load rvm

And then

gem install lolcat

Put this line to your shell, below of rvm

fortune -a | fmt -80 -s | $(gshuf -n 1 -e cowsay cowthink) -$(gshuf -n 1 -e b d g p s t w y) -f $(gshuf -n 1 -e $(cowsay -l | tail -n +2)) -n | lolcat