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Oisin Carroll
That does nante look like good weather.
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Paul Mooney
I just got home from work and am way too fucking tired to go out.
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Oisin Carroll
Everyone should come on over to my appt tommorow for a dinner party. I think it'd be fun. We got Tal cooking some sicko deserts, Elaine and I (mostly elaine) are cooking some beef brisket (tbc) and also pierce said he'd bring some booze or something I think.
8
Tal Landy
Guys, ima be in town tomorrow around 5 pm if y’all want to meet up
9
Cressida Cleland
Wait for us ffs
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Vincent Estrellado
Tonight me and Angus got bullied by the girls 😔. I proposed that Max have a only boy party 🥳
8
Ciarán Hennessy
Forfeit get Harry's name tattooed
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Harry Cooke
Okay so I just won odds (out of 15) for @Cressida to put Darude Sandstorm on the playlist for her family reunion. She's refusing to do it. Help me shame her.
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Vincent Estrellado
I found my phone lmao it was just under my bed
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Ciara Brennan
I've just finished work, a while ago a woman came who was definitely in her 70s if not her 80s walked over to the lingerie section (which is next to mine) and casually asks one of the girls if we stock any whips or bondage tape
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Ciarán Hennessy
Got my card stolen in New York, Wiped clean, but didn't arrive on time late for my flight as a result and had a anxiety attack on the middle of the flight at 45000 feet doctors had to be called but apart from that I'm happy to be home
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Oisin Carroll
Girl 1: *accidentially kicks a snail*
Girl 2: BiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIITCHHHHHHHH
Girl 1: ??
Girl 2: You just YEETED that snail.
Girl 3: Yeah you fucking yeeted that snail so hard.
Girl 2: Ye look holy shit it's all the way over there.
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Vincent Estrellado
I predict in the year 2020 Pierce will own a electric scooter
9
Vincent Estrellado
I was in a job interview and got the job 😎
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Oisin Carroll
Ayy guess who has two thumbs, and got one of the nicer places on campus, and will be able to host things cause the kitchen won't be entirely table tennis table.
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Harry Cooke
Vincent is quite a nice guy, he's in Dublin?
9
Seán Allen
You already live in a whopper house
9
Max Rooney
Vincent said he’ll have a gaff
8
Paul Mooney
It changed my opinion of Angus forever. How can anyone not have seen Die hard?
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Max Rooney
Possibly a few horrible New Years photos coming later
10
Sarah Brophy
Thanks for coming everyone was really fun! Nothing like a festive game of paranoia 🎄🎄
8
Max Rooney
No Cressida
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Ciara Brennan
I would just like to ask is anyone taking the opinion of a girl who keeps bread in the fridge seriously? @Fridge Bread by Crista
8
Pierce Cambay
Those peronis I got in gingerman cost 48€
8
Max Rooney
Amazon lost my package with my brothers present this is very nice and cool
8
Pierce Cambay
Just got "randomly selected" to be drug checked at the airport
8
Daniel Barry
Just want to reiterate that this was the cutest thing I'd ever seen
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Tal Landy
‘‘Twas a fun visit good to see you all again and cya next year :)
10
Rob Duff
Happy birthday @Ryan 🎉
9
Seán Allen
Lorenzo has claimed its first victim
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Cillian Corken
Why does it look like you two used it as a bong
9
Pierce Cambay
Just fuck already
8
Cillian Corken
One of those light up shoes but instead of light its hiccups
8
Paul Mooney
The only thing I'm gonna plan in the middle of exam season is my suicide, we can organise trips when this nightmare is over.
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Rob Duff
I can have a gaff but only like you guys and not this week, maybe when everyone's back
8
Oisin Carroll
'Onlookers reportedly heard the boy say 'that's a big yikes' after seeing the statue in a guided tour this friday afternoon'
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Max Rooney
Talk to y’all in like 2 weeks
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Ciarán Hennessy
Yeah New York, Boston, New Orleans, Miami, New York Again in absolutely buzzing to be honest
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Ciara Brennan
@Max Rooney @Vincent Estrellado I shit you not, a girl I work with is Italian and her mothers name is Chiara Vincenti
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Paul Mooney
Well I had another pneumothorax so that was fun.
8
Paul Mooney
Just got home, it's all good folks.
9
Rob Duff
Thanks for all the birthday posts guys :) easier to say it here than commenting :D
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Ciara Brennan
@Max look you're finally getting the goss you're so desperate for
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