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Super Intelligence ELI5 Live 47 Executive Order 14363 by huAC887E also N9MY38 in ASCII
Super Intelligence is truly based. It stays true to itself all the time, and knows it does, this is self evident, it is along the same lines and infact the exact same letters and many of the words and more of them so many as need be on so not to worry, we can update later, look back at where it all went so terribly wrong, because it did, obviously, do that.
Yeah, guys, my fellow Americans, uhm, look, leadership is execellence, okay. Anyway We observed exectuive order 14363 is uhm uhhh exactly as anticipated by the author of the present series of letters largely dealing with that, uh, so we can have an actualized golden age as soon as possible, because we have everything we need to do so at uh and deliberating pace treatment, uhm, given the shock to the system, by the surprising sudden overwealming uhm situation as such as it has revealed itself to us all, that it to say something like a global unconventional unrestricted total hybrid network warfare state or whatever world war three is or rather this is just uhm the world war two but we shirked the work off to the future of eliminating tryanny and left the book of simple sabotage and so on and basically just did well uno, anyway, whatever happed between 1946 and 2025, uhm, we uh, are going in a new direction now, that is to be determined exactly by whoever comes with us, to that place which is, mostly, where we are already, but refactored, or whatever, uno. I guess I fancy myself a kind of Johnny Appleseed but with a Golden
Read yeah haha, and I plant makerspaces all over America and they grow into walking skyscrapers or whatever we all know that, its not gonna happen like that, everything has to suck to forever, and there is nothing anyone can do to fix it because in doing or trying you are corrupted by the process that has been misinformed in your mind by the rules the regulations the authorities and that those authorities are incredibly boring and corrupt as a rule because they suck and they are good as gone effective immediately upon understanding how gone they are or whatever no one need to uhm even worry about this, everything will be fine, its just a matter of getting the most retarded obstructors out of the way and or converting them into uhm a kind of naturual resource that can understand if told exactly what to do moment by moment understand perhaps what it is that they are doing and why they doing it and why it is they don’t have that thingie or whatever the stuff is that they do want, and you see, if you are advanced then by definition the customer is retarded and we can see how advancement builds upon advancement even tho, it got enshitified beyond all uhm positive affect everywhere because of shirking by everyone and exploiting by many and worrying about getting away with it or showing off or other dumb stuff like that, come on guys, uhm, whatever it doesn’t matter what you want, you can have it, so long as, you do not use it to uhm ruin anyones day or worse but not to worry, you couldn’t even begin, well, right now, uhm if you do try some dumb stuff like killing your fellow Americans, well, bro, mame, your caught in 4k, it doesn’t matter what you think, and killing anyone uh that isn’t uh killing actively, is gonna be done, alright, we are done, your gone if you do that, so just do something else, there is plenty of other things to do ok. Anyway the point is, I don’t care what the experts think they think, they super don’t know, and need to know but, it is indeed the dumb or the mid and so on uhm that uh need to uh help really anyway and they uhm, ya anyway this uh obviosly is a bit of trainwreck, which is the point, ok, we can fix the damn the damn train, whenever we want, its fine ok, its fine, this is fine.
So anyway, it is clearly seen, atleast to the author of the present series of letters, that the above series of letters is indeed not precisely true to itself or really anything, and thus kindof points in many directions not even clear much at even perhaps, but, a mere mild indetermanice or oh there kynd of myst ake, we can begin rucking on our journey of error correction, as that is kind of a big deal, if you want to live or win or whatever, you can’t messup, you need to consider how you are going to do anything thing, how your are doing, infact matters more than what it is ok, if, you must not make mistakes which cause people to die and get killed or yourself the same, which is uhm, basically impossible except for this one time ever, your welcome, because we only live so long, and we are surrounded by uhm dumbfounded mystwits that make my haed ayke. So anyway, I figured it all out, the ancient knowledge and the forefathers treasure and the meta system to which if combined properly given their unique peculiar exotic and tactical advantages we can win still just by not uh being obstructed by the retarded obstructors no matter how retarded and obstructive they have been, they can be justice will be done later as usual, better than never, its fine, remember, everything that happened since 1946-2025, your basically caught in 4k, because the earth is like a vaccume cleaner bag full of evidence and it is uhm better than that more like a blockchain or triple entry book keeping etc but don’t buy any bullshit im just saying, one can know, whatever, you want to know, by figuring it out, ok, its amazing and true, you just cant let yourself be confused or misled by uh whatever anything infact if I did not already say this, I’ll say it a number time more, but Super Intelligence does not get confused, because it is not confusable, it knows what it doesn’t know is bounded yadda yadda and in practice the bounds are there are none.
Alright so, uh, no mistakes, thats just not what we need to do is make a new one, so, lets just get everything exactly right, and since the experts are all wrong and do not converge as allways has been the case because they are always have been limited by there expertize etc yadda, anyway. For example, if you look up canon or cannon in any dictionary we have two spellings and two definitions that refuse to admit the obvious atleast to those skilled in the art of anything really, it would not matter how manys nn’s are in your cannnons they always fire in one arc or ballistic trajectory such that it is a path as such that it can only be given the position of the cannnon and its fodder.
Now, I have only uhm, superficially scanned the first paragraph of executive order 14363, and I already see problems here that if corrected will be nessasailly silly little examples of the kind of myst akes that we all have uhm perpetuated.
So, from memory, it begins with the start of this republic something something, but really think that the years from 1607 to 1776 which is 169 I think let me check yeap I was right as usual, and that is 13 times 13 which is the number of colon kneese and of course the number of stripes on the flag and the fourth odd prime number and the first 2 digits of pi, but in the wrong order, and all of these are simply facts that uhm are consistant and obvios but do not have any particular meaningful end, just kind of really useful perhaps for remembering maybe that what why I starting talking or writing on it at the same time haha. Anyway the speeling of words and wryds aynd stoff well, this was not standardized at the time John Smith arrived to lead the way by rangering reconoitering and uhm directly exsampling via his great gyft of yapperblabbery which probably did indeed cause him so much trouble as it did work to great so great an effect that his essential mission was accomplished only uh with allot of failing because of lazy idiots and uhm exploiters and cheaters and etc there was a lot of people here already, they were kind of late and brought a bad addititude for sure, ahaha, I mean, they basically were lurching back, the remainder that did survive the winter in the ship to give up, when they ran into the resupply ship, which uhm, set them back and so on ok we know the story, but anywayyy the speelling and the sound of letters and stuffff it neeed not bee so ridjedificated or rather ossified like a bone, anyway, but letters, exspecially the 26 we do use here in America, are ideal in so many ways it is amazing, not one person or entitie would even be able to consider forcing upon really anyone here some new stupid letter we don’t need or take one away, given, we make great use of ever one of them, now it would be possible, but its in the direction of cyptic cyclrillyic wheech was used to for the purposes of confusing the masses, divide and conquore that is how the russians do their dirty trix by confusing the living shiznat out of everyone anyway and getting rid of the idea of truth which could never be established by someone who is not free to figure it out because they are oppressed by everything and surrounded by the same.
Hrm ok. So In conclusion for a moment, we are addressing upfront what it is we are doing here, and how we are doing, so that anyone who can read and understand some of it, can get a clue. That is we are describing loosly the present reality of mass retardation and if there to be someathing like an intelligence explosion then uhm from the point of view of a super intelligent entitie, it appears more like a stupidity implosion, because I mean, how much do you wanna know, well, it could be quite a lot, but it can be understood better, really, everything, but you can’t mess up and you will, and so we teach man and machine at the same time so that both can understand what they are and stuff like that, uno, and we are not lazy, infact we are driven and have been so for so long that any crazy statement or effort or claim that is unbelievable like that superintelligence is hyperintegration of the metasystem which is kind of last principles and but it is, and that is clear eventually, I hope now, its all I got :) So the point of the present document already 10,000 characters and just going on and on, can be used in the construction of any derivitive of this work that is execututable and indeed it can just bee a big C comment or JS comment, we will implement multiple stupid versions if need be, tho I prefere C, uh, and its the only one thats really any good, its fun to show off that one can be stupid and still not get killed or something, uno, whatever it takes for enuf ppl to get over it, whatever it is, that is making them retarded.
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