you-crack-me-up.txt

17:16 < itai> KARACHI (Staff Report) - A hand grenade exploded inside courtroom in Karachi's Anti-Terrorism Court (ATC) after a judge asked a police constable if he knew how
              grenades worked.
17:16 < itai> The constable, instead of explaining his expertise in weapons and grenade handling to the judge, opted to demonstrate practically by promptly pulling out the pin from
              the grenade.
17:17 < itai> This resulted in a loud explosion, injuring five including the judge, the constable and a court clerk.
17:17 < Herk> lol
17:17 < itai> i would say that demonstration was...highly effective
17:36 < gleam> he did a bang-up job
17:41 < itai> you could say his testimony had quite an impact
17:43 < gleam> it was a bombshell
17:43 < itai> a very explosive statement, for sure
17:44 < gleam> i hope it ignites a serious debate about safety
17:44 < gleam> do you think anyone could hear the judge bang his gavel afterwards?
17:44 < itai> i bet their lawyers are busy picking up the pieces after that
17:45 < gleam> it blew the case wide open
17:45 < itai> lol
17:45  * itai gives up