ornicar · April 26, 2019 12:52
diff --git a/index.html b/index.html
 <html>
  <head>
    <style>
      body {
        font-family: 'Noto Sans';
        overflow: hidden;
      }
      input {
        width: 100%;
      }
    </style>
  </head>
  <body>
    <input autofocus />
    <div class="last"></div>
    <script>
      window.onload = () => {
        const last = document.querySelector('.last');
        function say(txt) {
          const voice = speechSynthesis.getVoices().filter(voice => voice.name == 'Google UK English Male')[0];
          const msg = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance(txt);
          msg.voice = voice;
          window.speechSynthesis.speak(msg);
          last.textContent = txt;
        }
        document.querySelector('input').onkeypress = function(e) {
          if (e.keyCode == '13') {
            var txt = e.target.value
              .replace(/atm/, ' at the moment ')
              .replace(/idk/, ' i don\'t know ')
              .replace(/wtf/, ' what the fuck ')
              .replace(/tysub /, ' thank you so much for the sub ')
              .replace(/brb/, ' be right back ')
              .replace(/gtg/, 'I\'ve got to go')
              .replace(/asap/, ' as soon as possible ')
              .replace(/\bty\b/, 'thank you')
              .replace(/\bofc\b/g, ' of course ')
              .replace(/\bikr\b/g, ' i know right ')
              .replace(/\bnp\b/g, ' no problem ')
              .replace(/\bpita\b/g, ' pain in the arse ')
              .replace(/\bnvm\b/g, ' nevermind ')
              .replace(/cba/, ' i can\'t be arsed ');
            switch(txt) {
              case 'dust':
                txt = 'Another bug bites the dust!';
                break;
              case 'next':
                txt = 'Let\s move on to the next bug.';
                break;
              case 'deploy':
                txt = 'Deploying to lichess.dev';
                break;
              case 'deployed':
                txt = 'lichess.dev has been updated.';
                break;
              case 'hello':
                txt = 'Hello and welcome to the stream. I\'m coding lichess v2.';
                break;
              case 'account':
                txt = 'You can create a new account on lichess.dev. No email confirmation required.';
                break;
              case 'brb':
                txt = 'I will be right back.';
                break;
              case 'mic':
                txt = 'Microphone check. 1 2 1 2';
                break;
              case 'setup':
                txt = 'I run neo vim. in i3. in archlinux';
                break;
              case 'tournament':
                txt = 'Please join the tournament! Link in the stream chat.';
                break;
              case 'song':
                txt = 'The current song is displayed at the bottom of the screen.';
                break;
              case 'when':
                txt = 'lichess v2 will be released when it\'s ready. I don\'t know when that will happen. Could be 2 weeks, or 2 months.';
                bbreak;
            }
            if (txt) say(txt);
            // else say('battle station operational');
            e.target.value = '';
          }
        }
      };
    </script>
  </body>
 </html>
	<html>
	<head>
	<style>
	body {
	font-family: 'Noto Sans';
	overflow: hidden;
	}
	input {
	width: 100%;
	}
	</style>
	</head>
	<body>
	<input autofocus />
	<div class="last"></div>
	<script>
	window.onload = () => {
	const last = document.querySelector('.last');
	function say(txt) {
	const voice = speechSynthesis.getVoices().filter(voice => voice.name == 'Google UK English Male')[0];
	const msg = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance(txt);
	msg.voice = voice;
	window.speechSynthesis.speak(msg);
	last.textContent = txt;
	}
	document.querySelector('input').onkeypress = function(e) {
	if (e.keyCode == '13') {
	var txt = e.target.value
	.replace(/atm/, ' at the moment ')
	.replace(/idk/, ' i don\'t know ')
	.replace(/wtf/, ' what the fuck ')
	.replace(/tysub /, ' thank you so much for the sub ')
	.replace(/brb/, ' be right back ')
	.replace(/gtg/, 'I\'ve got to go')
	.replace(/asap/, ' as soon as possible ')
	.replace(/\bty\b/, 'thank you')
	.replace(/\bofc\b/g, ' of course ')
	.replace(/\bikr\b/g, ' i know right ')
	.replace(/\bnp\b/g, ' no problem ')
	.replace(/\bpita\b/g, ' pain in the arse ')
	.replace(/\bnvm\b/g, ' nevermind ')
	.replace(/cba/, ' i can\'t be arsed ');
	switch(txt) {
	case 'dust':
	txt = 'Another bug bites the dust!';
	break;
	case 'next':
	txt = 'Let\s move on to the next bug.';
	break;
	case 'deploy':
	txt = 'Deploying to lichess.dev';
	break;
	case 'deployed':
	txt = 'lichess.dev has been updated.';
	break;
	case 'hello':
	txt = 'Hello and welcome to the stream. I\'m coding lichess v2.';
	break;
	case 'account':
	txt = 'You can create a new account on lichess.dev. No email confirmation required.';
	break;
	case 'brb':
	txt = 'I will be right back.';
	break;
	case 'mic':
	txt = 'Microphone check. 1 2 1 2';
	break;
	case 'setup':
	txt = 'I run neo vim. in i3. in archlinux';
	break;
	case 'tournament':
	txt = 'Please join the tournament! Link in the stream chat.';
	break;
	case 'song':
	txt = 'The current song is displayed at the bottom of the screen.';
	break;
	case 'when':
	txt = 'lichess v2 will be released when it\'s ready. I don\'t know when that will happen. Could be 2 weeks, or 2 months.';
	bbreak;
	}
	if (txt) say(txt);
	// else say('battle station operational');
	e.target.value = '';
	}
	}
	};
	</script>
	</body>
	</html>