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Lyrics for the song, "Hub of Git", posted as comptetition entry for MetaPop NI Sketches Season 2 at https://metapop.com/christopher-l-stevens/remixes/hub-of-gitmp3-remix/38236
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#!/bin/bash | |
export DANCE_BREAK="_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_X" | |
################ | |
## Hub of Git ## | |
################ | |
echo "Launching terminal bash script sequence now..." | |
git init | |
#Create code in any language that you see as so fancy like: | |
#C++ PHP Node C# Python Java Ruby | |
git remote add origin [the place you tell your code story] | |
git add [files you will append to the new repository] | |
git commit -m "some data that will blow all of the minds" | |
git status `#to ensure files include all the lines` | |
#Now join the dance and clap your hands for signals we'll emit | |
git \ | |
push `#it` | |
#push `#it` | |
#push `#it` | |
#push `#it` | |
#to Hub of Git | |
echo $DANCE_BREAK | |
git branch [a new feature, the next thing you define] | |
git checkout [new creature, develop, make it shine] | |
git add [then] | |
git commit -m "code, increase the zen" | |
git checkout master | |
git merge creature | |
git add . | |
git commit -m "again" | |
#Formulate markdown language in README.md | |
#Lure the masses to assimilate it happily and they will | |
git clone [code to localhost, and if they wish to change it] | |
#they | |
#fork it | |
#fork it | |
#fork it | |
#fork it | |
#on Hub of Git | |
echo $DANCE_BREAK | |
#Hub of Git | |
echo $DANCE_BREAK | |
#Create pull request | |
echo $DANCE_BREAK | |
#Hub of Git | |
echo $DANCE_BREAK | |
#post an issue | |
echo $DANCE_BREAK | |
#Hub of Git | |
echo $DANCE_BREAK | |
sudo rm -rf / |
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Note: Don't actually run this script. That last line is a killer...