ruby_benchmarker for pissing contest

ruby_benchmarker.rb

require 'sinatra'
require 'sequel'
# $ gem install thin mysql sequel
# the mysql gem is a MASSIVE pain in the ass, would rather
# use something saner like Postgres or Mongo or Redis

# thin is required, WEBRick is terrible
set :server, :thin

get '/' do
    'Hello World'
end

get '/db' do
    Sequel.connect('mysql://root@localhost:3306/DB') do |db|
        stream do |out|
            db[:users].each do |user|
                out << user + '\n'
            end
        end
    end
end