A little ffmpeg magic to remove those annoying black bars that studios insist on encoding into the media.

crop-black-bars.sh

#!/bin/bash

# a script that uses ffmpeg to detect the 'black bars' that are sometimes encoded into the video and then
# reencodes the video stream (only) to remove them and restore the content's original aspect ratio.
# if the original video codec used was MPEG2 or h264, it also re-encodes it to libx264.

input="${1}"
output="${input%.*}.crop.${input##*.}"

# scan 5 seconds of video, starting one minute in, to autodetect the cropping dimensions to use
crop=$( ffmpeg -nostats -i "${input}" -ss 60 -t 5 -vf "cropdetect=24:16:0" -f null - 2>&1 \
      | tail -3 \
      | sed -n -e 's/^.* \(crop=[0-9:]*\)$/\1/ p' )

echo "${crop}"

codec=$( ffprobe -v error -select_streams v:0 -show_entries stream=codec_name -of default=noprint_wrappers=1:nokey=1 "${input}" )

case ${codec} in
  mpeg2video)
    codec=libx264
    echo "converting mpeg2 to libx264"
    ;;
  h264)
    codec=libx264
    echo "converting h264 to libx264"
    ;;
  *)
    echo "original codec is ${codec}"
esac

ffmpeg -i "${input}" -map 0 -c copy -c:v ${codec} -crf 17 -filter:v "${crop}" "${output}"

This could be interesting to alter in your script, I found this. I use the uniq -c quite often, and split the values into the bash array like this.
| grep -o crop=.* | sort | uniq -c | sort -n | tail -1 | grep -o "[0-9]*:[0-9]*:[0-9]*:[0-9]*"

I've found that few (no?) players honor the (advisory) mkv-specific crop parameters. At least none of the ones I care about. To avoid re-encoding the video stream, I'd have to write some fiendish code to remove black macroblocks at the edge of I-frames, and adjust co-ordinates of the B & P frames in a GOP. Honestly, there's a good reason no-one's done it already - it's both hard to get right and highly codec-specific. Modern encoders at pretty darn good if you're not too stingy with bitrates, so re-encoding does little harm. Just takes time.