http://www.quora.com/How-would-you-programmatically-parse-a-sentence-and-decide-whether-to-answer-thats-what-she-said

twss-bot.coffee

# https://github.com/DanielRapp/twss.js
# https://github.com/jdub/node-twitter
twitter = require("twitter")
twss = require("twss")
twit = new twitter(
    consumer_key: ""
    consumer_secret: ""
    access_token_key: ""
    access_token_secret: ""
)

twit.stream "user",
    track: "nrub"
, (stream) ->
    stream.on "data", (data) ->
        if data.text
            if twss.is(data.text)
                response = "@" +
                    data.user.screen_name +
                    ", That's what she said."
                twit.updateStatus response, (data) ->
                    console.log data
                    console.log response

twss-bot.rb

require 'rubygems'
require 'twitter'
require 'tweetstream'
require 'twss'

Twitter.configure do |config|
  config.consumer_key = ''
  config.consumer_secret = ''
  config.oauth_token = ''
  config.oauth_token_secret = ''
end

TweetStream.configure do |config|
  config.consumer_key = ''
  config.consumer_secret = ''
  config.oauth_token = ''
  config.oauth_token_secret = ''
  config.auth_method = :oauth
  config.parser   = :yajl
end

TweetStream::Client.new.userstream do |status|
  puts status.text
  if status.text
    Twitter.update("That's what she said!") if TWSS(status.text)
  end
end