Hubot hacker plugin

hack.coffee

# Description:
#   None
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# Dependencies:
#   None
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# Configuration:
#   None
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# Commands:
#   hack - For hackers
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# Author:
#   penglish


module.exports = (robot) ->
  robot.hear /h[a4]+ck/i, (msg) ->
    hacker_clips = [
      "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlj_GeKniA" # julia stiles - ghostwriter
      "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFUlAQZB9Ng" # jurassic park - it's a unix system
      "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO_O4AD1MhI" # swordfish - weekend development
      "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odOzMz-fOOw" # the social network - image stealing (only because zuck uses emacs)
      "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TJuipCrjZQ" # the matrix - nmap
      "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ" # ncis...
      "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU" # csi vb gui
      "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecPeSmF_ikc" # wargames shall we play a game
      "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNnPx8fZBs" # hackers
    ]

    rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * hacker_clips.length)

    msg.send hacker_clips[rand]