abuse.rb

# This file was written so that this line of code would do a valid thing in
# Ruby:
# 	Object.effect.affect('@genuflect', :circumspect).collect { |object| object.respect! }
# I'm very sorry, everyone.

class Class
	alias_method :effect, :new
	class << self; alias_method :architect, :new; end
end

class Object
	alias_method :subject, :send
	alias_method :subjects, :methods
	alias_method :respect!, :freeze
	alias_method :protect, :freeze
	alias_method :infect, :taint
	alias_method :project, :to_s

	def affect(iv, val)
		instance_variable_set iv, val
		self
	end

	def each(&b)
		instance_variables.map { |iv| instance_variable_get iv }.each &b
	end
	include Enumerable
end