A quick and dirty game of bingo, written in ruby

bingo.rb

#!/usr/env/ruby
mappings = {
  1  => 'Kelly\'s Eye',
  2  => 'One Little Duck',
  3  => 'Cup of Tea',
  4  => 'Knock at the Door',
  5  => 'Man Alive',
  6  => 'Tom Mix',
  7  => 'Lucky',
  8  => 'Garden Gate',
  9  => 'Doctors Orders',
  10 => 'Tony\'s Den',
  11 => 'Legs Eleven',
  12 => 'One Dozen',
  13 => 'Unlucky for Some',
  14 => 'Valentines Day',
  15 => 'Young and Keen',
  16 => 'Sweet Sixteen',
  17 => 'Dancing Queen',
  18 => 'Coming of Age',
  19 => 'Goodbye-Teens',
  20 => 'One Score',
  21 => 'Key of the Door',
  22 => 'Two Little Ducks',
  23 => 'Three and Me',
  24 => 'Two Dozen',
  25 => 'Duck and Dive',
  26 => 'Pick and Mix',
  27 => 'Gateway to Heaven',
  28 => 'Over Weight',
  29 => 'Rise and Shine',
  30 => 'Dirty Gertie',
  31 => 'Get up and Run',
  32 => 'Buckle my Shoe',
  33 => 'Dirty Knee',
  34 => 'Ask for More',
  35 => 'Jump and Jive',
  36 => 'Three Dozen',
  37 => 'More than Eleven',
  38 => 'Christmas Cake',
  39 => 'Steps',
  40 => 'Naughty Forty',
  41 => 'Time for Fun',
  42 => 'Winnie the Pooh',
  43 => 'Down on your Knee',
  44 => 'Droopy Drawers',
  45 => 'Halfway There',
  46 => 'Up to Tricks',
  47 => 'Four and Seven',
  48 => 'Four Dozen',
  49 => 'PC',
  50 => 'Half a Century',
  51 => 'Tweak of the Thumb',
  52 => 'Danny La Rue',
  53 => 'Stuck in the Tree',
  54 => 'Clean the Floor',
  55 => 'Snakes Alive',
  56 => 'Was she worth it',
  57 => 'Heinz Varieties',
  58 => 'Make the, Wait',
  59 => 'Brighton Line',
  60 => 'Five Dozen',
  61 => 'Bakers Bun',
  62 => 'Turn on the Screw',
  63 => 'Tickle Me',
  64 => 'Red Raw',
  65 => 'Old Age Pension',
  66 => 'Clickety Click',
  67 => 'Made in Heaven',
  68 => 'Saving Grace',
  69 => 'Either Way Up',
  70 => 'Three score & Ten',
  71 => 'Bang on the Drum',
  72 => 'Six Dozen',
  73 => 'Queen B',
  74 => 'Candy Store',
  75 => 'Strive & Strive',
  76 => 'Trombones',
  77 => 'Sunset Strip',
  78 => 'Heavens Gate',
  79 => 'One More Time',
  80 => 'Eight & Blank',
  81 => 'Stop & Run',
  82 => 'Straight On Through',
  83 => 'Time for Tea',
  84 => 'Seven Dozen',
  85 => 'Staying Alive',
  86 => 'Between the Sticks',
  87 => 'Torquay in Devon',
  88 => 'Two Fat Ladies',
  89 => 'Nearly There',
  90 => 'Top of the Shop'
}
 
intros = [
  "Thanks for turning up everyone, let's get started!"
]
 
chitchat = [
  "Isn't it a lovely day? Lets get going!",
  "Shall I tell a joke? Ok, never mind, on with the game!",
  "Here we go!",
  "Next number!",
  "Are we ready?!"
]
 
endings = [
  "That's a wrap folks! Thanks for coming everybody!"
]
 
potential_numbers = (1..90).to_a
 
def speak(text, pause = 1)
  `say "#{text}!"`
  sleep(pause)
end
 
#BEGIN
speak(intros.sample, 2)
 
while potential_numbers.size > 0 do
  number = potential_numbers.sample
  potential_numbers.delete number
 
  speak(chitchat.sample) if rand(5) == 1
 
  if mappings.has_key? number
    speak("#{mappings[number]}", 1.0/3)
    speak("#{number}", 4)
  else
    speak(number, 4)
  end
end
 
speak(endings.sample)