Video game script, I think it's hilarious. Funny, Coding Humor. Great for testing SugarCRM or calling save() on all Contact

DragonBallZ-Script.php

<?php
//Define Entry Point
if(!defined('sugarEntry'))define('sugarEntry', true);
chdir(realpath(dirname(__FILE__)));
require_once('include/entryPoint.php');

class PowerMove {
	private $db;
	private $hitpoints; //AKA contacts
	private $wave = 0; // AKA Page
	private $max_xp = 9001; // It is Over 9000!!!

	public function __construct(){
		global $db;
		$this->db = $db;
	}

	public function charge_up(){
		echo "Charging Up, WAVE {$this->wave} \n";
		$offset = $this->wave * $this->max_xp;  
		$res = $this->db->query("
			SELECT 
				contacts.id 
			FROM contacts
			LEFT JOIN contacts_cstm ON contacts.id = contacts_cstm.id_c
			WHERE
				contacts.deleted = 0
			LIMIT {$offset}, {$this->max_xp}
			");
		$c = $this->db->getRowCount($res);
		echo "Powering up for a move worth {$c} XP. \n";
		if($c == 0) return false;
		$this->wave++; // Up 1
		while($row = $this->db->fetchByAssoc($res))
			$this->mega_thunderstrike($row['id']);
		echo ">>>>CAPOOWWWW!!!!! \n";
		return true;
	}

	private function mega_thunderstrike($id){
		echo ":";
		$HitPoint = BeanFactory::getBean('Contacts', $id);
		$HitPoint->save();
		return true;
	}

}

echo "Round 1 Begins! \n";

$PowerMove = new PowerMove();

while($PowerMove->charge_up()){
	echo "Critical Hit!!! \n";
}

die("K/O!!! Dominated! \n");


?>