Function.prototype.new

gistfile1.js

Function.prototype.new = function() {
    var obj = Object.create(this.prototype);
    this.apply(obj, arguments);
    return obj;
};

function Person(name) {
    this.setName(name);
}

Person.prototype.getName = function() {
    return this.name;
};

Person.prototype.setName = function(name) {
    this.name = name;
};

var david = Person.new('Dave');

david.getName(); // 'Dave'

@petermichaux I was actually talking about native implementations, but still reasoning I gave is probably not valid, as specification doesn't imply creation of temporary function constructors. In V8 creating object via Object.create is significantly slower than using new construct, and it is noticeable when you work with many objects.
http://jsperf.com/object-create-vs-new-object

It's probably issue of V8 engine that hopefully someday will be fixed (SpiderMonkey that's in Firefox doesn't have that problem).

Nice benchmark: http://jsperf.com/object-create-vs-crockford-vs-jorge-vs-constructor/
So solution you propose for shim instead of using native Object.create would probably be best fit:

Function.prototype.new = (function() {
  function F() {};
  return function () {
    F.prototype = this.prototype;
    var obj = new F();
    this.apply(obj, arguments);
    return obj;
  };
}());

That is not an apples-to-apples perf test because the the constructor function version has the opportunity to initialize the newly created instance. When adding initialize to the Object.create version, the performance of Object.create is not much greater than the constructor version in FF12

http://jsperf.com/object-create-vs-crockford-vs-jorge-vs-constructor/31

@petermichaux I'm not sure what you want to point now.
What's clear to me from any version of this benchmark is that using new is magnitudes faster than native or shimmed Object.create version. Exception is just Firefox on which it's pretty same, hopefully Chrome and Safari will have it fixed, at least I don't see any technical reason why it should be so slow there.

You have 2 big issues. Both are related with the built-in constructors and Object.create. Even and every object inherits from Object.prototype, the objects have hidden internal behavior which depends on the type of the objects. e.g arrays have special setter, functions have call and construct methods etc.

Array.new();

Will create a new native object which inherits from Array.prototype but it would not be true array, because the internal behavior is not inherited trough the prototype chain.

The second problem is again with built-ins which have non-generic methods, e.g.:

String(String.new('')); // TypeError: String.prototype.toString is not generic

A better way to implement new is as follows: https://gist.github.com/aaditmshah/6269739

See the following StackOverflow answer: http://stackoverflow.com/a/17345713/783743