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remote_file "/tmp/remote_file.zip" do
  source "http://www.example.com/remote_file"
  checksum "sha256checksum"
  notifies :run, "bash[unzip_and_own]", :immediately
end

bash "unzip_and_own" do
  action :nothing
  user "root"
  cwd "/destination_path"

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cloud_monitoring_alarm "memory_usage alarm" do
  check_label "memory"
  criteria do
    warn_if(
      percentage("used", "total"),
      ">",
      100,
      "Used percentage too high"
    )
    warn_if metric("thing"), "<", 1

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class Array
  def seach
    self.sort.each do |a|
      yield a
    end
  end
end

[2,1,3].seach do |i|
  puts i

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class Object
  def to_py_bool
    (!!self).to_s.capitalize
  end
end

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class String
  def is_valid_ip?
    self.match(/\b(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\b/) ? true : false
  end
end

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var net = require('net');

function test_connection(addr, port, cb) {
  var client = net.createConnection(port, addr);
  var start = (new Date()).getTime();
  client.on('connect', function () {
    var end = (new Date()).getTime();
    client.end();
    client.destroy();
    cb(null, (end - start));

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Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "/usr/lib/python2.6/dist-packages/twisted/internet/defer.py", line 213, in addCallbacks
    self._runCallbacks()
  File "/usr/lib/python2.6/dist-packages/twisted/internet/defer.py", line 371, in _runCallbacks
    self.result = callback(self.result, *args, **kw)
  File "/usr/lib/python2.6/dist-packages/twisted/internet/defer.py", line 280, in callback
    self._startRunCallbacks(result)
  File "/usr/lib/python2.6/dist-packages/twisted/internet/defer.py", line 354, in _startRunCallbacks
    self._runCallbacks()
--- <exception caught here> ---

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function git_current_branch() {
  git symbolic-ref HEAD 2> /dev/null | sed -e 's/refs\/heads\///'
}

function git_current_origin() {
  git config --get remote.origin.url | sed -e 's/^.*\://' | sed -e 's/\.git.*//'
}

alias gpr='open "https://github.com/$(git_current_origin)/pull/new/$(git_current_branch)"'

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function jc {
  jmx_host=$1
  jmx_port=${2:-8080}
  proxy_host=${3:-$jmx_host}
  proxy_port=${4:-8123}

  echo "connecting jconsole to $jmx_host:$jmx_port via SOCKS proxy $proxy_host using local port $proxy_port"
  ssh -f -ND $proxy_port $proxy_host
  jconsole -J-DsocksProxyHost=localhost -J-DsocksProxyPort=${proxy_port} service:jmx:rmi:///jndi/rmi://${jmx_host}:${jmx_port}/jmxrmi
  kill $(ps ax | grep "[s]sh -f -ND $proxy_port" | awk '{print $1}')

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# Put this below the other knife.rb stuff

knife[:data_bag_secret_file] = '/Users/phil.kates/.chef/encrypted_data_bag_secret'