makeORMClass.coffee

pairs = ( obj ) ->
  arr = []
  for own key, val of obj when key isnt "id"
    arr.push "#{ key }=#{ val}"
  arr.join ","

makeORMClass = ( table ) ->
  
  # CoffeeScript syntactic sugar for class creation.
  class Model
  
    # Constructor function
    constructor: ( obj ) ->
      { @id, @name, @age, @bff } = obj


    # Class methods
    @find: ( id ) ->
      new Model query( "SELECT * FROM #{ table } WHERE id=#{ id };" )[0]

    @create: ( data ) ->
      new Model query( "INSERT INTO #{ table } SET #{ pairs data };" )[0]

    @findAll: ->
      new Model row for row in query "SELECT * FROM #{ table } ;"


    # Prototype (instance) methods
    save: ->
      query "UPDATE TABLE #{ table } set #{ pairs @ } WHERE id=#{ @id }"

    delete: ->
      query "DELETE TABLE #{ table } WHERE id=#{ @id }"

makeORMClass.js

var pairs = function( obj ){
  var arr = [];
  var key;
  for ( key in obj ) {
    if ( key !== "id" ) {
      arr.push( key + "=" obj[key] );
    }
  }
  return arr.join( "," );
}

var makeORMClass = function( table ) {
  
  // constructor function
  var Class = function( data ) {
    this.id = data.id;
    this.name = data.name;
    this.age = data.age;
    this.bff = data.bff;
  };


  // class methods
  Class.find = function( id ) {
    return new Class( query( "SELECT * FROM " + table + " WHERE id=" + id + ";" )[0] );
  };

  Class.create = function( data ) {
    return new Class( query( "INSERT INTO " + table + " SET " + pairs( data ) + ";" ) );
  };

  Class.findAll = function() {
    return query( "SELECT * FROM " + table + ";" ).map( function( row ) {
      return new Class( row );
    });
  };

  
  // Prototype (instance) methods
  Class.prototype.save = function() {
    return query( "UPDATE TABLE " + table + " set " + pairs( this ) + " WHERE id=" + this.id + ";" );
  };

  Class.prototype.delete = function() {
    return query( "DELETE FROM " + table + " WHERE id=" + this.id + ";" );
  };

  return Class;

};