A vague attempt.

jenkins.rb

#
# Cookbook Name:: kapture
# Recipe:: ci
#
# Future Phil - When shit breaks try this:
# http://sqa.stackexchange.com/questions/5242/jenkins-fails-to-restart-after-updating-plugins

app_name = 'kapture-ci'
app_config = node[app_name]

# We'll need ANT
package "ant" do
  action :install
end

# Apparently this is a thing
package "maven2" do
  action :install
end

# DURP
package "jenkins" do
	action :install
end

# And a shitload of PHP tools
['php5-curl', 'php-pear', 'php5-xdebug', 'php5-dev', 'php5-xsl', 'php5-imagick'].each do |p|
	package "#{p}" do
		action :install
	end
end

# PEAR config
execute "pear_auto_discover" do
  command "pear config-set auto_discover 1"
  action :run
end

# Install PEAR shit
php_pear "ezc/eZComponents" do
  channel "components.ez.no"
  options "-a"
  action :install
end

php_pear "phploc" do
  channel "pear.phpunit.de"
  action :install
end

php_pear "phpcpd" do
  channel "pear.phpunit.de"
  action :install
end

php_pear "PHP_Depend" do
  channel "pear.pdepend.org"
  action :install
end

php_pear "PHP_PMD" do
  channel "pear.phpmd.org"
  action :install
end

php_pear "PHP_CodeSniffer" do
  action :install
end

php_pear "phpDox" do
  preferred_state "alpha"
  channel "pear.netpirates.net"
  action :install
end

php_pear "PHP_CodeBrowser" do
  channel "pear.phpqatools.org"
  options "-a"
  action :install
end

# Set up each job
['admin'].each do |job|

  job_dir = "/var/lib/jenkins/jobs/#{job}"

  directory "#{job_dir}" do
    owner "jenkins"
    group "jenkins"
    action :create
  end

  # Admin Config
  template "#{job_dir}/config.xml" do
    source "#{app_name}/config.xml.erb"
    owner "jenkins"
    group "jenkins"
  end
  
end

# Download the Jenkins CLI jar file
execute "download_jenkins_jar" do
  user "jenkins"
  group "jenkins"
  cwd "/home/jenkins"
  command <<-EOH
  wget http://#{app_config['server_name']}:8080/jnlpJars/jenkins-cli.jar
  EOH
  action :run
  creates "/home/jenkins/jenkins-cli.jar"
end

# Update the Update Center, or Jenkins will randomly bitch that things arent plugins
# execute "jenkins_update_center" do
#   user "jenkins"
#   group "jenkins"
#   cwd "/home/jenkins"
#   command <<-EOH
#   curl  -L http://updates.jenkins-ci.org/update-center.json | sed '1d;$d' | curl -X POST -H 'Accept: application/json' -d @- http://#{app_config['server_name']}:8080/updateCenter/byId/default/postBack &&
#   java -jar jenkins-cli.jar -s http://#{app_config['server_name']}:8080 restart
#   EOH
#   action :run
#   creates "/home/jenkins/update-center.json"
# end

# Hacktastic installaiton
# https://gist.github.com/1026918
# bash "install_plugins" do
#   user "jenkins"
#   group "jenkins"
#   cwd "/home/jenkins"
#   code <<-EOH
#   java -jar jenkins-cli.jar -s http://#{app_config['server_name']}:8080 install-plugin \
#   ant checkstyle cloverphp dry htmlpublisher git github maven-plugin jdepend plot pmd violations xunit &&

#   java -jar jenkins-cli.jar -s http://#{app_config['server_name']}:8080 safe-restart
#   EOH
# end