Uninstall Office 2016 from OS X completely

uninstall_office_2016.sh

#!/bin/bash

if [[ $EUID -ne 0 ]]; then
    echo -e "
    ROOT PRIVILEDGES NEEDED!
    You have to run this script as root.
    Aborting...
    "
    exit 1
else
    echo -e "
    ###################################
      Office 2016 for Mac uninstaller
    ###################################

           Unofficial unistaller
        Brought to you by Frank Pira
                (fpira.com)

    This software comes with absolutely
                NO WARRANTY

          Use it at your own risk.
    "

    sleep 4

    echo -e "
    ------------- WARNING -------------
      Your Outlook data will be wiped.

     Press CTRL+C in 5 seconds to ABORT

        or just sit back and relax!
    -----------------------------------
    "

    sleep 6

    # commands out of the official guide from microsoft
    # source https://support.office.com/en-us/article/Uninstall-Office-2016-for-Mac-eefa1199-5b58-43af-8a3d-b73dc1a8cae3

    echo "    Removing Office 2016 apps..."
    rm -rf "/Applications/Microsoft Excel.app"
    rm -rf "/Applications/Microsoft OneNote.app"
    rm -rf "/Applications/Microsoft Outlook.app"
    rm -rf "/Applications/Microsoft PowerPoint.app"
    rm -rf "/Applications/Microsoft Word.app"

    echo "    Cleaning ~/Library..."
    rm /Users/$(whoami)/Library/Containers/com.microsoft.errorreporting
    rm /Users/$(whoami)/Library/Containers/com.microsoft.Excel
    rm /Users/$(whoami)/Library/Containers/com.microsoft.netlib.shipassertprocess
    rm /Users/$(whoami)/Library/Containers/com.microsoft.Office365ServiceV2
    rm /Users/$(whoami)/Library/Containers/com.microsoft.Outlook
    rm /Users/$(whoami)/Library/Containers/com.microsoft.Powerpoint
    rm /Users/$(whoami)/Library/Containers/com.microsoft.RMS-XPCService
    rm /Users/$(whoami)/Library/Containers/com.microsoft.Word
    rm /Users/$(whoami)/Library/Containers/com.microsoft.onenote.mac

    rm "/Users/$(whoami)/Library/Group ContainersUBF8T346G9.ms"
    rm "/Users/$(whoami)/Library/Group ContainersUBF8T346G9.Office"
    rm "/Users/$(whoami)/Library/Group ContainersUBF8T346G9.OfficeOsfWebHost"

    # further cleaning

    echo "    Cleaning system folders..."
    rm -rf "/Library/Application Support/Microsoft/MAU2.0"
    rm -rf "/Library/Fonts/Microsoft"
    rm /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.microsoft.office.licensing.helper.plist
    rm /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.microsoft.office.licensingV2.helper.plist
    rm /Library/Preferences/com.microsoft.Excel.plist
    rm /Library/Preferences/com.microsoft.office.plist
    rm /Library/Preferences/com.microsoft.office.setupassistant.plist
    rm /Library/Preferences/com.microsoft.outlook.databasedaemon.plist
    rm /Library/Preferences/com.microsoft.outlook.office_reminders.plist
    rm /Library/Preferences/com.microsoft.Outlook.plist
    rm /Library/Preferences/com.microsoft.PowerPoint.plist
    rm /Library/Preferences/com.microsoft.Word.plist
    rm /Library/Preferences/com.microsoft.office.licensingV2.plist
    rm /Library/Preferences/com.microsoft.autoupdate2.plist
    rm -rf /Library/Preferences/ByHost/com.microsoft
    rm -rf /Library/Receipts/Office2016_*
    rm /Library/PrivilegedHelperTools/com.microsoft.office.licensing.helper
    rm /Library/PrivilegedHelperTools/com.microsoft.office.licensingV2.helper

    echo "    Making your Mac forget about Office 2016..."
    pkgutil --forget com.microsoft.package.Fonts
    pkgutil --forget com.microsoft.package.Microsoft_AutoUpdate.app
    pkgutil --forget com.microsoft.package.Microsoft_Excel.app
    pkgutil --forget com.microsoft.package.Microsoft_OneNote.app
    pkgutil --forget com.microsoft.package.Microsoft_Outlook.app
    pkgutil --forget com.microsoft.package.Microsoft_PowerPoint.app
    pkgutil --forget com.microsoft.package.Microsoft_Word.app
    pkgutil --forget com.microsoft.package.Proofing_Tools
    pkgutil --forget com.microsoft.package.licensing

    echo -e "

    All done!

    You may need to reinstall Microsoft Silverlight.
    You can now remove icons from Dock (if any!).
    "
fi

Thanks for the notes @pythoninthegrass!

To be honest, I forget why I was even looking at this in the first place 🎈

You're welcome, @radusuciu! Stealing that red balloon emoji -- gonna work its way into Slack convos somehow.