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    # Table parsing, old friend... We have spent many long evenings together,
    # working through your broken tables, talking about your issues with
    # implicit thead elements, and your quirky tr/th heuristics. But ... but
    # but it's time for us to move on. We can't keep doing this. It's not you,
    # it's me...
    #
    # I've ... I've met someone new. She's beautiful, she's modern, and she's
    # elegant. She's logical, she's clean, and she's well-structured, if you
    # know what I mean...
    #
    # She always puts a single tr in her thead's, and what's more, she's always
    # got a thead. Her tbody's support her tr's, and she never forgets them.
    # Life is simpler now. Better. Less miscommunication, fewer arguments over
    # what defines a header row. Sometimes in lasts in parsing code, but
    # sometimes, it hurts instead...
    #
    # IF YOU EXTEND THIS CODE TO SUPPORT YOUR BROKEN HTML TABLES I WILL FIND YOU
    # AND YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.