A USB-bootable Linux appliance that maintains a warm pool of real Chrome browsers, accessible over a private network via the Chrome DevTools Protocol.
Plug a USB stick into any x86-64 machine. It boots a minimal Linux system, connects to your Tailscale network, and offers a pool of ready-to-use Chrome browsers. Each browser runs fully headed with a real GPU, real display, and real fingerprints. You acquire a browser through a lightweight API, do your work through CDP, release it, and it resets itself for the next caller. No VMs, no containers, no cloud. Just real browsers on real hardware, accessible from anywhere on your tailnet.