The script running nWab (@nwab_uwu)

nwab.py

# All credit to Daniel Liu (https://github.com/Daniel-Liu-c0deb0t/uwu) for the uwuification algorithm

import random
import requests
import tweepy
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
from string import ascii_lowercase
from subprocess import Popen, PIPE

r = requests.get('https://ncatlab.org/nlab/all_pages')
soup = BeautifulSoup(r.content, 'html.parser')
items = [item.find('a')['href'] for item in soup.find_all('li')]

swaps = {
    'small': 'smol',
    'cute': 'kawaii~',
    'fluff': 'floof',
    'love': 'luv',
    'stupid': 'baka',
    'what': 'nani',
    'meow': 'nya~',
}

emoji = [
    ' rawr x3',
    ' OwO',
    ' UwU',
    ' o.O',
    ' -.-',
    ' >w<',
    ' (⑅˘꒳˘)',
    ' (ꈍᴗꈍ)',
    ' (˘ω˘)',
    ' (U ᵕ U❁)',
    ' σωσ',
    ' òωó',
    ' (///ˬ///✿)',
    ' (U ﹏ U)',
    ' ( ͡o ω ͡o )',
    ' ʘwʘ',
    ' :3',
    ' :3',
    ' XD',
    ' nyaa~~',
    ' mya',
    ' >_<',
    ' 😳',
    ' 🥺',
    ' 😳😳😳',
    ' rawr',
    ' ^^',
    ' ^^;;',
    ' (ˆ ﻌ ˆ)♡',
    ' ^•ﻌ•^',
    ' /(^•ω•^)',
    ' (✿oωo)'
]

whitespace = [' ', '\t', '\n']
punctuation = ['.', ',', '!']


def uwuify(m):
    for key, value in swaps.items():
        m = m.replace(key, value)
    for w in whitespace:
        m = m.replace(w + 'n', w + 'ny')
    m = m.lower()
    m = m.replace('l', 'w')
    m = m.replace('r', 'w')
    for i in range(len(m) - 1):
        if m[i] in whitespace and m[i + 1] in ascii_lowercase:
            if random.choice([True, False]):
                m = m[:i + 1] + m[i + 1] + '-' + m[i + 1:]

    for i in range(1, len(m) - 1):
        if m[i] in punctuation and m[i - 1] not in punctuation:
            if m[i + 1] in whitespace:
                m = m[:i + 1] + random.choice(emoji) + m[i + 1:]

    return m


while True:
    page_url = random.choice(items)
    r = requests.get(page_url)
    soup = BeautifulSoup(r.content, 'html.parser')
    idea_h2 = soup.find(id='idea')
    if idea_h2 is None:
        continue

    idea_p = idea_h2.next_sibling.next_sibling
    text = idea_p.get_text().split('.')[0] + '.'

    post_text = uwuify(text)
    # uwu = Popen(['/home/katie/.cargo/bin/uwuify'],
    #             stdout=PIPE, stdin=PIPE, stderr=PIPE)
    # post_text = uwu.communicate(input=text.encode())[0].decode()
    if len(post_text) <= 280:
        break

auth = tweepy.OAuthHandler('<redacted>',
    '<redacted>')
auth.set_access_token('<redacted>',
    '<redacted>')

api = tweepy.API(auth)

try:
    api.verify_credentials()
except:
    print('Oops, auth error.')

api.update_status(post_text)