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Don't chat while working
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One FRIEND WAS chatting with a female - Online chat. | |
(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's) | |
Hero : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today? | |
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat | |
Hero : wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat | |
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee. | |
Hero : OK | |
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his desk ). | |
Manager : Hey, I need some help from you | |
Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me. | |
Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening? | |
Hero : I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening. | |
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place] | |
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...) | |
Female: Hey, am back | |
Hero : cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work.... $*#&$@ | |
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!! | |
Hero : Yep, u rite!! | |
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor | |
Hero : *smiles* sure, why not. | |
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out | |
Hero : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now. ok? | |
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM ...!! | |
AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW !! | |
MORAL: Don't CHAT while you work! |
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