PHP function reload example

example.php

<?php

class Shit
{
    /**
     * Function reload
     */
    public static function fuck()
    {
        $args = func_get_args();

        if (count($args) == 1) {
            self::fuckMultiple($args[0]);
        } elseif(count($args) == 2) {
            self::fuckSingle($args[0], $args[1]);
        }
    }

    private static function fuckMultiple(Array $humans)
    {
        foreach ($humans as $human) {
            self::fuckSingle($human['name'], $human['sex']);
        }
    }

    private static function fuckSingle($name, $sex)
    {
        if (is_string($name) && is_bool($sex))
            echo ($sex ? "$name, boy♂next♂door" : "$name, my little baby~")."<br />";
        else
            echo "Invalid parameters.";
    }
}

echo Shit::fuck(Array(
   ['name' => 'sabi', 'sex' => true],
   ['name' => 'maki', 'sex' => false]
));

echo Shit::fuck('jack', true);