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Hello How are you today, I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you with my proposal for a relationship with you, but I know that you will grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is Tessy I just went through your profile today at (github.com) and i have no options than letting you know that i am interested in having a relationship with you, I will also like to Know you the more, you can send an email to my email address so that I can send you more details about my self including my picture. I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind that love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio-economic barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important thing there is love. I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Yours sincerely.

Tessy,

etagwerker commented Jul 16, 2010

oh man.. hilarious.. with so many barriers i bet you can't wait to meet tessy!

well, take it from there.. and remember, love has no barriers.. uhh.. yeah, right!

zapnap commented Jul 16, 2010

jealous!

Marak commented Jul 16, 2010

dude, i've been trying to figure out how to get women based on my github account for months.

HOW DID YOU DO IT?!?!?!

lsegal commented Jul 16, 2010

I got this too. Damn, I thought Tessy was a one man woman. She broke my heart.

zapnap commented Jul 16, 2010

ask her if she wants to fork...?

Marak commented Jul 16, 2010

i want first commit

Author

quirkey commented Jul 16, 2010

Who wants to create the github bot that handles this type of fork request?

rmurphey commented Jul 16, 2010

seems like github has completely overlooked its potential as an online dating service.

ajpiano commented Jul 16, 2010

Tessy, you scheming bitch...... it sounds like you've got a lot of options, if you're hitting on EVERYONE..

i thought i was special :(

mikeal commented Jul 16, 2010

github == ( okcupid + forking )

cowboy commented Jul 16, 2010

I was initially considering a "fork" to be like a match.com "wink" but I think it's a bit more "hardcore" than that. Btw, Tessy emailed me too.

Marak commented Jul 16, 2010

Are you looking for a long-term relationship with a high-paid introverted male that has poor hygiene and no social skills?

Come to the internet's latest and greatest dating site, github.com!

mrb commented Jul 17, 2010

I can't stop reading this! Hahah

ajpiano commented Jul 17, 2010

tesTessy should come on IRC, it's called ttt

sfiera commented Jul 26, 2010

Apparently love has no guarantee of thread consistency on multi-core CPUs.

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