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JIM and his GIRLFRIEND are getting |
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ready for THE BIG GAME. JIM is wearing |
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a BLUE AND WHITE JERSEY with the |
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FACEBOOK LOGO and the name ZUCKERBERG |
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across the back. |
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The front door opens. SAM enters, |
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carrying BREWSKIS. |
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SAM |
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What uuuuuuuuup brooooo! |
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SAM is wearing a SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT |
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SHADE OF BLUE AND WHITE JERSEY with a |
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BIG WHITE BIRD and the name COSTOLO on |
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the shoulders. |
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SAM |
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ARE YOU READY TO GET STOOOOOMPED |
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JIM |
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Whatever, bro, Facebook's got a |
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deep bench. |
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SAM |
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I know, that's where your MOM is. |
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JIM |
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OH SNAP |
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SAM |
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HASHTAG OHHH SNAP |
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They HIGH FIVE. GIRLFRIEND rolls her |
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eyes: "oh, boys." She exits to the |
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kitchen. |
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JIM opens a laptop on the coffee table, |
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SAM opens two brewskis. |
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JIM (scrolling) |
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Oh hell yeah, check out these |
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dank memes! |
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He stops on a picture that looks like |
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THREE WOLF MOON except the WOLVES are |
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NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON. There is a LOT OF |
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TEXT typeset in COPPERPLATE FONT. |
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SAM |
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Weak. Super weak. You are the |
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last stop on the meme train. You have |
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to take a connecting BUS to even GET |
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to the meme train. |
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SAM switches to the TWITTER tab. He |
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BLOCKS some MISOGYNISTS. |
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SAM |
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What now?? WHAT NOW BITCHES??? |
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JIM is, despite himself, impressed. |
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JIM |
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Solid play, bro. |
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GIRLFRIEND enters, with CHIPS AND DIP. |
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GIRLFRIEND |
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Soo, is a retweet worth *more* |
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than a poke, or...? |
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CLOSEUP, JIM and SAM. They make eye |
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contact, then both turn to the camera. |
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"oh, girls." |
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