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gistfile1.txt

function doesTheMailRunToday(today)
{
var reason = '';
if (today.is().sunday())
        reason = "It's Sunday.";
else if (today.equals(Date.parse("January 1")))
        reason = "It's New Year's.";
else if (today.equals(Date.january().third().monday()))
        reason = "It's Martin Luther King Day.";
else if (today.equals(Date.february().third().monday()))
        reason = "It's Presidents' Day.";
else if (today.equals(Date.may().final().monday()))
        reason = "It's Memorial Day.";
else if (today.equals(Date.parse("July 4")))
        reason = "It's Independence Day.";
else if (today.equals(Date.september().first().monday()))
        reason = "It's Labor Day.";
else if (today.equals(Date.october().second().monday()))
        reason = "It's Columbus Day.";
else if (today.equals(Date.parse("November 11")))
        reason = "It's Veterans' Day.";
else if (today.equals(Date.parse("November 12")) && today.is().monday())
		reason = "It's Veterans' Day. (Observed)";
else if (today.equals(Date.november().fourth().thursday()))
        reason = "It's Thanksgiving.";
else if (today.equals(Date.parse("December 25")))
        reason = "It's Christmas.";