corny pseudo-js-english description of a web site

radamant.js

var radamant = Site({
  supportsShittyBrowsers: false;
});

radamant.addFeature( CodeGallery({
  interactive: true,
  nonLinearPath: true,
  linkable: true
}));

radamant.addFeature( Blog({ 
  engine: Jekyll(),
  comments: false
}));

setTimeout(function(){ radamant.launch(); }, 3 * 24 * 60 * 1000);