Ross Paffett raws

Note: Check out https://github.com/blolol/rpg/wiki for up-to-date documentation!

Blolol RPG is a roleplaying game for lazy people. It's part of Wheaties, and takes place entirely in IRC. It's inspired by Idle RPG, which has been around since 2004. Idle RPG's own description sums up the game quite nicely:

The Idle RPG is just what it sounds like: an RPG in which the players idle. In addition to merely gaining levels, players can find items and battle other players. However, this is all done for you; you just idle. There are no set classes; you can name your character anything you like, and have its class be anything you like, as well.

Blolol RPG shares these core concepts with Idle RPG, but it also differs in some interesting ways. Read on to find out how to play!

Where to play

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To claim this, I am signing this object:

	require 'bundler/inline'

	gemfile do
	gem 'wonder-llama', github: 'raws/wonder-llama', branch: 'master', require: 'wonder_llama'
	end

	def bot_mentioned?(message)
	message.content.include?('@Ralph')
	end

	[['foo', 'bar', 'baz']].each { \|array\| puts array.inspect }
	#=> ["foo", "bar", "baz"]

	[['foo', 'bar', 'baz']].each do \|first, second, third\|
	puts first.inspect
	puts second.inspect
	puts third.inspect
	end
	#=> "foo"
	#=> "bar"

	class PumpkinCollection
	def initialize(colors)
	@colors = colors
	end

	def each
	i = 0

	while i < @colors.length do
	color = @colors[i]

	workers Integer(ENV.fetch('WEB_CONCURRENCY', '2')) / 2
	threads_count = ENV.fetch('RAILS_MAX_THREADS', '2')
	threads threads_count, threads_count
	preload_app!

	chopt_location_ids = [5652, 6397, 6646, 6647, 6648, 6650, 6651, 6652, 6653,
	6654, 7169, 7170, 7453, 7454, 7624, 7625, 7626, 7627, 7628, 7629, 7630,
	7631, 7632, 7633, 8015, 8482, 10153, 10619, 10620, 10823, 10824, 11457,
	11560, 14504, 14505, 14820, 15323, 17342, 22070, 22074, 22100, 22101]

	orders = Order.completed.where(location_id: chopt_location_ids,
	reorderable: true)

	# Iterate through all orders, mark as reorderable = false, print IDs
	orders.find_each do \|order\|

	TJ's
	----
	0.25 lb tempeh
	5.5 lb trail mix
	0.25 lb chocolate-covered coffee beans
	1.5 lb dehydrated veggies
	0.5 lb jerky

	Safeway
	-------

	> Treasure Island Warehouse Closing Sale and Burner Swap Meet
	> Say hello to a good buy!
	>
	> What: Treasure Island Warehouse Sale and Burner Swap Meet
	> When: Saturday May 28th & Sunday 29th from 10am - 4pm
	> Where: East side of Building 180 (behind the “Winery”) - see link https://goo.gl/maps/T63wuv2kNQu
	>
	> Building 180 on Treasure Island has been home to some of Burning Man’s most inspiring Art Cars, sculptures, and imaginative creations over the last decade.
	>
	> Following our epic farewell party two weeks ago, we are hosting a sale and swap meet with a whole range of equipment and materials to make your next art, video, music, sculpture, or decor project complete.

	if roll?(0.25)
	aliceleave_line
	end