Ross Paffett raws

Factoid arguments

Arguments are referenced as part of the factoid name itself, and get turned into bits of regex when parsed.

<Raws> infobot, no, starspin $1 is <action> swallows $1 in a violent, ethereal whorl of galactic stardust!
<infobot> Raws: okay
<Raws> ~starspin Mr_Rabies
*infobot swallows Mr_Rabies in a violent, ethereal whorl of galactic stardust!

The literal value of the factoid can then be displayed by prefixing the name with cmd: and substituting (.*?) for your dollar-sign argument(s):

	2:02 AM <raws> $ ssh raws@clints-imac
	2:02 AM <raws> Clints-iMac raws$ osascript -e "set volume 10"
	2:02 AM <raws> Clints-iMac raws$ say -v whisper 'Clint. I am watching you sleeeep'
	...
	8:30 AM <zap> raws did you make clint's Mac talk all night?
	8:30 AM <clint> raws: lol you fuck face
	8:30 AM <clint> god damn i thought i was insanew
	8:30 AM <clint> i half--woke up when it talked
	8:30 AM <clint> but not enough to know whether it was a dream or not
	8:30 AM <clint> and then i had dreams telling people about how I thought I had a dream about hearing the mac voice talking to me

	class Verifier {
	public static boolean verifyInput(int input) {
	String inputString = Integer.toString(input);

	for (int i=0; i < inputString.length(); i++) {
	if (Character.isLetter(inputString.charAt(i)))
	return false;
	}

	return true;

	public static void main(String[] args) {
	Scanner in = new Scanner(System.in);
	int input;

	try {
	input = in.nextInt();
	} catch (InputMismatchException e) {
	System.out.println("You've provided bad input!");
	System.exit(1);
	}

	package Kokeilu;

	public class Ohjelma {
	public static void main(String[] args) {
	String jatko = "k";

	while(jatko.equals("k")) {
	// ...
	}

	(WAN)
	\|
	-------------------- ----------------
	\| Actiontec Router \|--- (10/100) ---\| Time Capsule \|
	-------------------- ----------------
	\| \|
	\| \|
	(802.11n) (10/100/1000)
	\| \|
	\| \|

	<Kensaki> I'd be rather shocked if i found an ipad under the x-mas tree.
	<Raws> Not if you're a well-grounded individual
	<Kensaki> Raws you kno the price of those things in norway?
	<JunkHead> I'd be shocked to find one under our tree.
	<Raws> whoosh
	<JunkHead> Mainly because I don't get gifts.:P
	<starspun> If I found an iPad under the Christmas tree I'd be like "who left this here?"
	<Kensaki> 676 USD for the cheapest version
	<starspun> Speaking of Apple products, my cousin tricked his girlfriend so hard @_@
	<Raws> That's all well and good, but c'mon, someone throw me a bone for that joke

	# Send a reminder to yourself or someone else at some point in the future
	# Usage: remind me in 1h 35 mins to check the oven

	if args.to_s =~ /^\s(\S+)\sin\s((?:[\d\.]+\s\w+\s)+)\s+(\D.)\s*$/i
	target, delay_words, message = *$~[1..3]
	target = sender.nick if target =~ /me/i
	reminders = get "reminders", []
	min, max = 10.seconds, 5.years

	unless delay = ChronicDuration.parse(delay_words)

	<Gary13579> ffffff HTC
	<Gary13579> their fucking stock USB cable that the G1 launched with
	<Gary13579> does not have a ferrite core
	<Gary13579> so you get a ton of corruption when copying files over USB
	<Gary13579> early adopters of android got pretty fucked over

	a7a = args.first \|\| "A7A" # Or: args.empty? ? "A7A" : args.to_s
	["#{a7a}", "thermal grease when you say #{a7a}"]