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Epic Commits from @dramalho
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| 061997d DELEGATE ALL THE THINGS | |
| 092aa231f wait, wrong place | |
| 09e7fd3 RERECORD ALL THE THINGS!!! | |
| 0c27fb3 yeah, fix things will ya | |
| 0f4549133 New ascii art task (\!important stuff) , and a few DAO tweaks (mino... | |
| 12aa7ef34 LE NONNNNNN LE MADNESS | |
| 13233e7 Less PHP | |
| 154c535 Once more, now with feeling and a proper master head | |
| 184e754 Dear Past-Friday David :Remember the textarea that seemed totally random and misterioys? It was $.ajax... obviously | |
| 19a8700 MAKE IT BIGGER | |
| 1bead3194 super epic minor things that are totally irrelevant | |
| 20d7550 Merge master, re re re re re r er er e re re re re re e rererrsierigs hiudfhiudfhiudfghiudfgiu record everything | |
| 224adefb amend, pfff | |
| 22ccf49 Putting back stuff that was merged without actually being merged .. WTF? yeah, WTF | |
| 23a32bfed PDO hates me :((((((( | |
| 23f61aea2 README - NOT! AVERT YOUR EYES! | |
| 2689c02 Merge el mestre | |
| 273ba94 fix more conflicts even better | |
| 287172b King of Idiots | |
| 289e0288e OMG IT'S STILL BROKEN | |
| 2b52853ee I HAVE NO IDEA | |
| 2bdac9321 LOL DIDN'T READ | |
| 2d6cf9b MOAR PRONOUMS and tweaks | |
| 2e0cb37fa Merging magic | |
| 32adebf82 Fixed a bubu: MOV files are now individually targeted, even lacking the EXIF data | |
| 32b783e21 Fixes #76. Or was it #67? Oh, wait, it's both. | |
| 32d3ce9 Service all the things | |
| 343ade32 in my defence, <insert elaborate="" defence="" here=""></insert> | |
| 346da7s broken gems, WE MEET AGAIN1!! | |
| 34abae59f OH MY GOD IT'S FILLED WITH STA^WBUGS! | |
| 34adefb3 Muchas CSS fixes MISTERIOSAS | |
| 34ae3adc5 KILL IT WITH FIRE! *sobs* | |
| 352f584fb I STILL HAVE NO IDEA #2 | |
| 3618e0e Fix spec - take 23948 | |
| 362ce14 re-annotate all the notes | |
| 37e6a6a Fix all the typos (or the one) | |
| 396c63e65 Estou a testar OUTRA VEZ , refilem para /dev/null | |
| 39ce32dea 66.23% more readme.md | |
| 3acad87f3 SOON WE'LL BE MAKING THEM AAAAALL IN LOOOOOOVEEEE... | |
| 3b48cde more turkish massaging | |
| 3c439935a Hang tight, MEN AT WORK | |
| 3e7624c OMG JS SPECS | |
| 40b431d EL TYPO!!!! | |
| 416e00f37 History in the making | |
| 418ea77 Readability improvement (David, stop tweaking NOW) | |
| 4a57f0b Fix telephone call ... call? hello? who is it?? | |
| 4bb7d06 Silly David, moved test to fast_specs | |
| 4bdda1d Thou shell not typo mucho | |
| 4d064d0 ! all the methods | |
| 4e94115f3 Look away, I fixed a bug I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND | |
| 4f59e79 Steamroll David backs up | |
| 53bae2f23 #define FLAMMABLE_GAS_SUB_DEVICE | |
| 53c6229 STYLE ALL THE THINGS | |
| 546927f FUUUUU translation massaging | |
| 55309a1 Less Augustos | |
| 55a1a7e Remove Turing test | |
| 56441ec Fix EVEN MORE SPECS | |
| 5731200 *SIGH* | |
| 5c5a726 David is suffering from The Stupid | |
| 61ce328 More ruby like flag, less david-php-old-skoll | |
| 62dbea8d2 let's just pretend that never happened. | |
| 63eac3421 NOTHING TO SEE HERE. Ignore the man behind the burning server. | |
| 67ffea1a Patched from the train, excuse my bugs | |
| 6c570fb34 *sigh* NOT A WORD OR ELSE ....................... | |
| 6c8ea08 Moar click and more coffee | |
| 6c91672 SPECS , CASSETTES, SPECS , DEPRESSION | |
| 6fed5ace2 HEAVY CLOUD NO RAIN | |
| 728f3bd Allow users to select multiple dates instead of just one (David didn’t read everything) | |
| 72efa82 typo mucho | |
| 7341e8e Internet all the things | |
| 7375eaf5b Conflict based development | |
| 73ee77c3d Fixing WTF's ... a lot of WTF's | |
| 769dea4 [app/models] ENFORCE THE LAW! | |
| 76ab8cf809 *sob* | |
| 76d4e866d Epic mapping is growing epically | |
| 77cdf3c46 Query now works, for real, with tests and all that jazz ... jesus c... | |
| 78ac347f THIS IS SPARTA! | |
| 7cc5717 PEACE KEEPING | |
| 7d06aa1 MOAR SPACE AFTER COMA | |
| 7e3b9321a Align the frobnicle with the doohickey FOR MOAR PONIES! | |
| 7feb2012a *happy dance* | |
| 7ffb83e Moar merging | |
| 837e07b Switched from inline styles (bad david, bad) to css class, like it should have been since the beginning | |
| 83c487f More class :simple_smile: | |
| 860aea1 Decorate all the things | |
| 867a44b Merge master - fix conflitos | |
| 867a48 THIS WAS NEVER HERE | |
| 86abef2aa Ignore shtuff | |
| 88642ba Fix all the conflicts | |
| 8881891 Merge all the Masters | |
| 89ac9ebfe filtering input again, because *PARANOIA* | |
| 89f3ba7 now with moar gemfile | |
| 8a23bcdeea I am Señor Developer, HEAR ME ROAR! | |
| 8b925fd Be an idiot, be the best idiot you could ever be and show everyone | |
| 8be017a jQuery all the draggables | |
| 8c169cb Specs (sadface) | |
| 8d89229 lolspec | |
| 8fe2311d4 SoftKitty Ascii Art +1 | |
| 8fe23ea1 I could have sworn this was here before. | |
| 90345eb Fix conflicts, RERECORD EVERYTHING SPOFSFPDSPJOIDFJPIPJ(£)JU(EW$EFW Merge remote-tracking branch 'origin/master' into show-cheapest | |
| 90e2539 Add AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL breadcrumbs | |
| 93f2d13 Now with extra washing power - No silly html tags will ever make it's way to an SMS | |
| 95085f758 Epic mass refactoring going on, stand clear | |
| 97ba7ed231 Bump bump buuuuuuuuuuuuuuump | |
| 98fa5d5e2 Kippers. Loads of kippers, everywhere. | |
| 9b67d62f4 fixing some Ramalhices | |
| 9bec1fdb0 MOAR MOAR MOAR #6 | |
| 9de7ab231 Testing for leprechauns. | |
| 9ef6cc355 No hay banda, no hay musica | |
| 9ffe412 RESHUFFLE ALL THE THINGS | |
| a072f0c Annotate all the things | |
| a07d648ee Break all the things, all the time | |
| a256a28f6 All you ODM are belong to us - The weekend endition push | |
| a4480ed4d OHHH SO EXCITING | |
| a6c08ea Don’t be an idiot | |
| ac7a003ab Previous commit properly done now | |
| adccf42 Change the date format for the subject. Also, dear idiot, don't use constants like that,buu | |
| afe3422a OMG! OMG! OMG! do NOT deploy this. | |
| b1fd39f don’t be silly | |
| bb839ec moar coffee, less bugs | |
| bd9cb9ae9 The MegaHammer just went down on SoapServer : Filtering Arrays in input parameters | |
| befd93f Make it happen | |
| c029272ad I STILL HAVE NO IDEA | |
| c26a717 Added ID to submit button so we can track it on Google Tag thingie | |
| cc934175f \o/ passing tests after major refactoring \o/ | |
| ce28653 Migliori traduzioni data spagnoli mai | |
| cf2c571 nothing to see here | |
| cff55a9 Specs fail for those who are idiots | |
| d17730a Make it C-- | |
| d2c5bbe iDiot | |
| d3a41bb fix spec | |
| d6f411f52 PdoDaoBase : = != == | IS NULL != IS NOT NULL | |
| d705d14 |CSS| <--- KABUMMM | |
| d9854dc Conflicts, how do they even work | |
| da0e043 Merge master maybe? | |
| dc11a99 Fix premailer stuff | |
| ddd9b29 moar pretty | |
| e015406 Don't select, detect | |
| e1870d7 wat deploy.rb wat? wat? pfff | |
| e230b8d OH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM | |
| e3a7208 MAssage all the turks | |
| e4fb67f MOAR TIMEOUT, MOAR SLOW : on product picture success message | |
| e7c9671 ADD MORE COMMANDMENTS TO RUBOCOP! OBEY! | |
| e899587 actually generate | |
| e94c416 There's no 'a' in Turkish, you silly person | |
| ea85e9cca Minor vacation stuff .............................................. | |
| eddd78355 Can haz not? | |
| f09cb8e Remote all the things | |
| f186e2a wat deploy.rb wat? wat? pfff ffpffffffpfpf | |
| f26b3a1cb KABNUMMMMMMMMMMM | |
| f32fc3f Translate all the exceptions | |
| f378a221 Y U DO HUMAN ERRORS? | |
| f49d9e9 NEVER EVER EVER BE AN IDIOT | |
| fbd2658 Conflict all the fixes | |
| ff89237 Moar Paddy |
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This is an archive of https://twitter.com/dramalhocommits, a sort of real-life parody account about one of our friend's utterly amazing commit messages. And it got better.