Unique programmer comments

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long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */ 

// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis 
   $str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.

public static int age; // private instance variable for storing age

last = first; /* Biblical reference */

// Catching exceptions is for communists

// I can't divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similar
result = number / 0.00000000000001;

Source: Win2K code
// The magnitude of this hack compares favorably with that of the national debt.

.class {border:1px solid gold;} /* I pitty the fool */