gistfile1.txt

 18   #############################
 19   ### Author: Bradley Price ###
 20   #############################
 21   def does_robby_like_weiners?
 22     weiners_as_in_dongs? ? (last_name == 'Clements' ? true : false) : false
 23   end
 24   
 25   def last_name
 26     'Clements'
 27   end
 28   
 29   def weiners_as_in_dongs?
 30     is_robby_thinking_about_dongs?
 31   end
 32 
 33   def is_robby_thinking_about_dongs?
 34     will_robby_hold_one_in_his_mouth_till_the_swelling_goes_down?
 35   end
 36 
 37   def will_robby_hold_one_in_his_mouth_till_the_swelling_goes_down?
 38     return true
 39   end

Bradley sucks!