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4 Pretty ALL THE TIME. *prances around*
3 That is not a chair listing.
2 [Suddenly, you realize there is someone missing from the channel.]
2 You'll never succeed at this rate!
2 YOU'RE not very effective.
2 What are you, a beaver?
2 Wait, Bucket can TALK?
2 This is gonna be good.
2 The universe is too small.
2 That is not a hairy equestrian.
2 That is a prayer for resurrection
2 Terran's boobies, with some plot scattered about
2 Remind me of the babe!
2 Okay, tomatosalad - be back in a bit!
2 Okay, neoinr.
2 Not until you learn how to address me.
2 It's NOT ok!
2 It's Better There!
2 Indeed, congratulations.
2 I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
2 I may or may not concede the validity of your addition or counterpoint to my initial conviction
2 I don't know, but you can ask the Southern Oracle.
2 Hi terran!
2 Feigned exaggerated indifference helps you feel less anxious about sounding stupid by lowering expectations that you'll be smart.
2 Error 42: Factoid not in database. Please contact administrator of current universe.
2 Error 308: Math hard.
2 Don't make me call a brotha!
2 Confuse Bucket, receive mindjail.
2 Bucket will suffice
2 Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
2 Bambi's mom died.
1 ˙؛{[ ,pǝʇsǝƃıp, ] <= ,pǝqɹǝʌ, '[ ,poɹd ǝʃʇʇɐɔ ɐ, ] <= ,unou, '[ ,uıʃɐd ɥɐɹɐs, ] <= ,ʎʇıɹqǝʃǝɔ, } :pǝsn sɹɐʌ ؛˙unou$ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʎʇıɹqǝʃǝɔ$ pǝqɹǝʌ$ <ʎʃdǝɹ> :(51288#) ,op noʎ pıp ʇɐɥʍ, sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ :oʃʃǝɥʇıuı
1 ˙˙˙ƃuıʍoʃɟɹǝʌo sı xoquı ʎɯ puɐ sʎɐp ᔭ ɹoɟ ƃuıdɯɐɔ oƃ ı 'ʞɔıp ʇǝǝʍs ʎɯ
1 ˙ʞuıʃ ƃuoɹʍ ʎɹǝʌ 'ʎɹǝʌ
1 ˙ɯnıʇuǝd 'ʎɐʞo
1 ˙ɟɟnʇs ʎɯ ʇǝƃ oʇ ǝɹǝɥ ʇsnɾ ɯ,ı
1 ˙poɹd ǝʃʇʇɐɔ ɐ ɥʇıʍ uıʃɐd ɥɐɹɐs pǝʇsǝƃıp
1 ˙dn noʎ ǝʌıƃ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɹǝʌǝu sı ʇɐɥʇ
1 ¯\(°_o)/¯
1 ¡ɐıʃɐɹʇsnɐ oʇ pǝʌoɯ ı
1 ys i r pragenmt
1 you wouldn't get this from any other guy
1 yes, they did
1 yazdmich is a kitty. Rawr!
1 windows is for Bulbasaur
1 vmware is delicious.
1 this, however, is false
1 they're stealing my walrus!
1 that's what she said
1 terrific = terrible + horrific
1 terran accused boldly, on an IRC channel.
1 tankgunk: Youre Unevenly Shaven
1 tankgunk: You Evil Sonofabitch
1 tankgunk: That was 'go to your room' (#1576): <reply> You're right; I shouldn't keep your mother waiting.
1 tankgunk knows *everything*.
1 success is just failure rounded up.
1 stuffy monkey does not have a skeletal system. That would be highly unusual.
1 str=14 int=10 wis=9 dex=13 con=16 chr=7
1 something is always wrong
1 someone is wrong on the internet.
1 so's your face!
1 so much is lost in the process now
1 say WTF to Glench
1 salted biscuits, of course
1 rival: Fcuk The What
1 rival: All Right Motherfuckers
1 random: That was 'who am i' (#20026): <reply> $who is a loser.
1 quinoa_rex: That Is Lawsome
1 puddle is Paulina Uddle
1 paratus: The Dragon Yes
1 oooh yeah, just like that tankgunk
1 om nom nom is http://13gb.com/videos/3853/
1 ohnoes are we discussing religion again?
1 oh, toafan
1 oh shi is what happens when you divide by zero.
1 not as dangerous as a windy blue ferret
1 no whaT is you doing?
1 no
1 neoinr: That was 'stuffy monkey' (#68067): does not have a skeletal system. That would be highly unusual.
1 neoinr: That was 'hiccups' (#74359): <action> gives $who an analog rectal massage
1 neoinr: "Meeneenemnah." That's what YOU sound like.
1 neither are you
1 mrkman makes like a tree.
1 mmhmm, I know, giirrrl!
1 melody doesn't have lupus!
1 make me a sandwich / Where is a healthy pizza? / make me a sandwich
1 killings: What The Fraction
1 kicked is boot to the head LucasP
1 khmer and zigdon's Excellent Adventure!
1 kaolbrec: Thats My Ideal
1 kaolbrec: Thats Mildly Ironic
1 julian: Here's the full list (114): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_julian%20quotes.txt
1 jennifer government is Max Barry
1 is it though? I thought maybe it could be true-er.
1 instant movie is In a dark world of cherub, Felicia Day sets off with a tunnel in hand on a magic journey to find themselves. Does true love happen when Bono shows up?
1 if you think it's useful to clarify, you're missing fucking the point.
1 i'll adulterate that hello up your hand
1 hunter2
1 http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/nom-nom-nom.jpg
1 http://www.cut-the-knot.org/proofs/sq_root.shtml
1 http://topcultured.com/may-press-coconuts-but-thats-it/
1 http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dammit
1 http://changepioo.tumblr.com/
1 hooloo: When They Fucked
1 henry wadsworth longfellow's sexcelsior
1 hehe
1 having fun is very very cool!
1 happened to a friend of a friend of mine.
1 go for it
1 go away <reply> The universe is too small.|<reply> No! You go away!
1 for what is this?
1 for sexample
1 etta: That was 'instant movie' (#122999): <reply> $Someone's boobies, with some plot scattered about
1 ergh, i wish someone would just delete IcyRose already
1 dolphin <reply> Yeah, I'd hit that.|<reply> That's not what a blow hole is for, idiot.|<reply> So long and thanks for all the fish!|<reply> Dolphins are born with moustaches
1 depends are adult diapers.
1 comcast is so busy trying to convince me to buy more services that it's hard to even find where I can pay, much less do so
1 coffee is lifeblood
1 cancer is just life's way of telling you you're going to die.
1 call fucking the cops
1 bullshit
1 botroll
1 benley and syntax's Excellent Adventure!
1 barometz: Pay for the time you wasted.
1 bai is not
1 auruM sucks cocks
1 and attempt to back up the data before i start sexperimenting
1 amazing is how far we've come, and how close we always are to the brink of destruction
1 all of you is alley oop
1 a'ight.
1 [˙ǝʞıɹʇsɹǝʇunoɔ ʇɐ ƃuısoʃ ǝʇoʎoɔ ɐ ɟo ʃʍoɥ ʇuɐʇsıp ǝɥʇ ɹɐǝɥ noʎ]
1 [You suddenly realize it is unnaturally quiet.]
1 [You hear the splashing of a naiad.]
1 [You hear the chime of a cash register.]
1 [Somewhere off in the distance, shoofle mopes.]
1 [Somewhere in the distance, you hear the dull zap of a mIRC user being kickbanned.]
1 [Somewhere in the distance, a dog barks.]
1 [Off in the distance, you hear davean and root arguing.]
1 [Meanwhile, in WassPord's pants ...]
1 [John Cage silently prepares a copyright infringement suit]
1 [Ceiling Cat watches silently.]
1 [As you stare down the barrel of the gun, you realize you should probably turn the gun around the other way.]
1 Ze googles! Zey do notting!
1 Z3r0|K: Youre On Us
1 Your worst, actually.
1 You're welcome.
1 You're welcome, bearachute!
1 You're right; I shouldn't keep your mother waiting.
1 You suck McBain!
1 You sound like an asphyxiated pelican.
1 You must consider yourself powerless under me.
1 You know, a car alarm causes cancer.
1 You know the rules and so do I
1 You have so much in common!
1 You figure that's just gotta be jelly 'cos jam just don't shake like that.
1 You feel a warm sensation down south.... accompanied by pain. You notice a knife-wielding dwarf in the cave. His knife has hit you in the groin. To succumb to death by blood-loss, page 23. To yell OKLAHOMA at the top of your lungs, page 25.
1 You don't have a question do you?
1 You did too!
1 You did it again. Got lost in the game.
1 You approach climax. To carry on, page 68.
1 You don't say!
1 Yes, I am.
1 Yes I am!
1 YES
1 Wynaut evolves into neoinr!
1 Wow, is it really that small?
1 Woooooooooooooooooooooah!
1 William Shatner's boobies, with some plot scattered about
1 Why not Zoidberg?
1 Who do?
1 Which country is you in?
1 Where did he go?! How did he do that?!
1 When Bruce Schneier finds a headcrab under a pony, they quest to return it to its rightful owner before time explodes!
1 What's that, tomatosalad? WassPord fell down a well? Frankly, if they haven't learned not to do that by now...
1 What the fuck, what the fucking fucking fuck?
1 What power?
1 What is this?
1 Well, you thought WRONG!
1 Well, that's pretty pointless.
1 Well, only with hyperbolic functions. But then there are two answers. And fire.
1 Well I disagree
1 We've already figured it out.
1 We're off course? SHIT! Fix it or we'll crash into... OH MY GOD... IT'S A TIM HORTONS
1 We need a more permanent solution to our problems.
1 Watch for airbubbles! ^_^
1 WassPord: Here's the full list (18): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_Akranis%20quotes.txt
1 WassPord remains unimpressed with your humor.
1 Was it something I said?
1 Wait, why are we over there? Where are we going?
1 Two syllables.
1 Tomonaga and Taki's Excellent Adventure!
1 Thucket
1 This is a sign of correction.
1 This has gotta be the greatest record of the year!
1 This ass! Those pants! It could HAPPEN!
1 Then who?
1 Then what is Bucket's dilemma?
1 The sun coming up means it's time to go to sleep.
1 The problem is that you're attracted to dead women
1 The number of significant figures used should be the same as the element with the least number of significant figures.
1 The left one, of course
1 The Internet wasn't created for mockery, it was created for researchers from different unversities to share data sets. It was.
1 The Hero of Canton, the Man they call Jayne!
1 The Godfather Delusion
1 The Crab-People stand behind you, tomatosalad.
1 That's what she said!
1 That's not even the worst of it.
1 That's not all, folks!
1 That is not acreage in Hastings.
1 That is not a square ion hit.
1 That is not 8 maids-a-milking.
1 Thanks, I added it myself.
1 Tasty.
1 TUBULAR!
1 THAT'S PIRACY!
1 Suuuuuuuure.
1 Superman... no wait...
1 Such nasty lies....
1 Stop having fun!
1 SquishingSparklyFPS
1 Spork: That was 'FMK' (#123359): <reply> Fuck: $celebrity , Marry: $celebrity , Kill: $celebrity; vars used: { 'celebrity' => [ 'Vin Diesel', 'George W. Bush', 'Nathan Fillion' ]};.
1 SpicyLemon: Kills Mountain Nymph
1 SpicyLemon attacks IceKarma with their (plum game), smashing the elbow, tearing the skin, and pushing the foot through the leg!
1 Sorry, nisstyre, that factoid is protected
1 Sorry, neoinr, that factoid is protected
1 Sorry, frappy123, that factoid is protected
1 Sorry, Potassium, but clear skies are forecasted.
1 SoobNauce: Freed Me Lines
1 Son of a hell!
1 Sometimes you just need more penis.
1 Someone set up us the bomb.
1 She's Got Big balls.
1 Sexcellent.
1 Say please.
1 SAVE ME FROM THE EVIL EMU!!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/zyanyabella/EvilEmu.jpg
1 Ruby is a fucking mess
1 Root is skt's bff forever! :3
1 Rena: That was 'How do you poop' (#61655): <reply> I use Syne's mouth, usually.
1 Random is 2
1 Quick, AlcariTh1Mad is stranded on a Class-Y planet.
1 Profound!
1 Poorly.
1 Poe-tay-toe, Toe-mah-toe
1 Please rephrase your question in the form of a cheeseburger.
1 Palomides's finally reached the age of 8, in this action packed adventure, they along with a Reisefuehrer of Germany, travel to the Large Hardon Collider, the Moon and the Titanic to find khmer, and along the way make a few friends. Coming in the summer of 2025.
1 POW, right in the kisser
1 PO TA TO
1 Original is easier to stomach cuz it's weirder and more budget
1 Or something else!
1 Or rather, a few more accounts in fucking the bank.
1 Only the true Messiah denies His divinity!
1 Okay.
1 Okay, tankgunk - be back in a bit!
1 Okay, taixzo.
1 Okay, syntax.
1 Okay, someloser, factoid updated.
1 Okay, scgtrp - be back in a bit!
1 Okay, rosonowski - be back in a bit!
1 Okay, puddle - be back in a bit!
1 Okay, neoinr, remembering "WE NEED MORE AXES!".
1 Okay, melody.
1 Okay, melody, factoid updated.
1 Okay, melody - be back in a bit!
1 Okay, davidpk.
1 Okay, Salmon_Mode.
1 Okay, Rena.
1 Okay, Randall.
1 Okay, Neoinr.
1 Okay, IceKarma. Cheat sheet updated.
1 Okay, Axalto.
1 Okay, ArgentAngel - be back in a bit!
1 Okay, Aaeriele - be back in a bit!
1 Okay sheepbat. I'll be back later
1 Okay aliaras. I'll be back later
1 Ohnoes are we discussing religion again?
1 Oh my god! Really?! I must commit hara-kiri because of the deep shame that comes along with pasting a link in channel to something puddle had already seen before.
1 Oh come on, it'll never fai-
1 Of, pertaining to or having the characteristics of Brutus.
1 Now that's just greedy.
1 Not only is it good, it's GREAT!
1 Not as Hort, either.
1 No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it
1 No, YOU are the weakest link. Goodbye.
1 No, I'm pretty sure he di'n.
1 No! I don't have to listen to you!
1 No meta is all alone.
1 No it doesn't!
1 No can do, neoinr. But maybe Randall can help you out
1 Neoinr: That was 'Bucket ++' (#100354): <action> radiates
1 Neoinr: Here's the full list (6): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_yazdmich.txt
1 Neither does Nougatti for that matter.
1 Nav: Your call could be completed as dialed.
1 NaN
1 NO U
1 NO IT'S NOT!!
1 NO IT DOESN'T
1 NEVER ENOUGH! NEVER ENOUGH!
1 Much? Bitch! I'm fabulous!
1 Morning, good; debatable, yes.
1 Meanwhile, WassPord hits the little red button and blows up the earth
1 Me too! Clearly, we should have sex.
1 Manual override attempt detected. Initiating kaolbrec terminating sequence in 4...3...2...1...
1 Manual override attempt detected. Initiating WassPord terminating sequence in 4...3...2...1...
1 Manual override attempt detected. Initiating PSOAddict terminating sequence in 4...3...2...1...
1 Manual override attempt detected. Initiating Aurum terminating sequence in 4...3...2...1...
1 Mah fuckin' cock! Wassup witchoo?
1 Madonna has house fetish?
1 Lupus!
1 LucasP: Here's the full list (733): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_Bucket.txt
1 Look, this is my well. Go do it somewhere else.
1 Like a hot potato, or a rabid dog?!?
1 LAND SHARK
1 Kinz: Here's the full list (2): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_go%20away.txt
1 KNOW EWE
1 Just to be safe, I'm going to assume cancer causes cell phones.
1 Just one more century!
1 Just doing my job... or am I?
1 Jesus and Lady Gaga star in a hairless comedy, and the only cure <reply> more device!
1 Jax184: Reasonable People Gimp
1 Janet!
1 Izanagi: You Awake Yet
1 It's not like I'm ever sarcastic or anything. GAWD.
1 It's got a little electric motor inside.
1 It is shap'd, sir, like itself, and it is as broad as it hath breadth; it is just as high as it is.
1 Induitably, my dear Ater, induitably.
1 In the end we're all just chalklines on the concrete
1 In a world where teal trees take over, it is up to you, Chuck Norris, to stop them before the hairless feast tempers the universe.
1 In a world where teal canals take over, it is up to you, Batman, to stop them before the fuzzy mole shrieks the universe.
1 If the folder is accessible over LAN by any user, including anonymous sign-ins, would it be possible to make it only writable by users on this machine only!
1 If it's not furry, no I don't know
1 If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense!
1 ITYM ass-immolation.
1 I've never liked him. Now, that three, he's a classy number.
1 I'm suing.
1 I'm sorry pic, but I do not understand [ID-ten-T error]
1 I'm sorry mrkman, but I do not understand [ID-ten-T error]
1 I'm sexcited.
1 I'm not taking orders from someone who can't even find his space bar.
1 I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.
1 I'm not a failure!
1 I'm married to Buckette.
1 I'm lying motionless in the crawl space of your heart!
1 I'm black and proud!
1 I'm adware! Click here for free porn!
1 I'm a fourth year freshman, but I'm studying to be a veterinarian because I love kids.
1 I'm a casually devout christian muslim sikh hindu shinto buddhist confucist fundamentalist.
1 I'll temper YOUR the Slovak Republic
1 I'll interrogate YOUR hour
1 I'll interest your Heath Ledger
1 I'll dither YOUR minotaur
1 I'll deaden YOUR Tommy Lee Jones
1 I'M LEAVING, Izanagi, AND I'M NOT COMING BACK!
1 I x Erected!
1 I win.
1 I will use my strength to LET YOU SHUT UP!
1 I wanna take you to a gay bar!
1 I think... it isn't. Disprove me, biatch.
1 I think you mean "Rice on the side"
1 I think you mean "Ironside"
1 I read it on Wikipedia.
1 I love you!
1 I have comics and or logo things i want to display!
1 I hate that every time I come in here I'm forced to follow the whims of you imbeciles.
1 I find your lack of faith disturbing.
1 I don't know, but PM Stereo about it?
1 I don't care if you've got diamond-studded tits
1 I do not know.
1 I could eat a whole human
1 I cannot access that data.
1 I believe Bucket is worse
1 I am carrying some kitty food and a litter box, a female bucket, several rabid chickens, a head, a dogtato, pants, a swift kick in the pants, an empty Fresca can, a Terezi, a bag of holding, apo, fullblown AIDS, inventory, a Kanaya, and a Vriska.
1 I am carrying mouth-to-mouth, a few ponies, a battlestar galacticum, Randall's left lung, something, a pair of bunny boots, and a hole in the bottom, allowing said water to leak out.
1 I am a politician
1 I am a liar
1 I DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
1 I AM!!!
1 I AM CAPTAIN BUCKET!
1 However, this is for posterity
1 How does that make you feel, Iron?
1 How *did* that get up in there?
1 Honestly, no, but we like to pretend.
1 Home, sweet home!
1 High fructose corn syrup is not in Mexican Coca-Cola.
1 Hi Joker. Watch out: Science is on a rampage today.
1 Hey guys, I can think of funny jokes too
1 Happy Thanksexploding
1 HEY EVERYONE! StoneWork HAS A SECRET!
1 Good idea is to always keep some movies handy, in case of popcorn
1 Give it away. Give it away. Give it away, now.
1 Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to pray, and he will starve while praying for a fish.
1 Get it right the first time and you don't ned to fix it.
1 George W. Bush and FsMobile star in The Telephone 0!
1 Frowardd buys up billboards along I-95, which he sells for scrap.
1 Florida is TIGERBAIT
1 Fine of $100.
1 Feureau's soul is locked forever in the first beta versions of Microsoft Exchange
1 Except with mo- wait, Randall actually spoke for once?!
1 Except completely different.
1 Exactly what it looks like!
1 Everybody's dead, LinWin.
1 Everybody's dead, Caffeine.
1 Eve Ning.
1 Error at 0x08: Reference not found
1 Error 402: Drunk.
1 Error 306: Database too weird.
1 Eh, great is OK, but amazing would be great.
1 Eh, I'm pretty nude, I guess. I've been penning dames all day.
1 Don't worry, airtank! We're putting a rescue team together right now! (No we aren't)
1 Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
1 Do what?
1 Die Hard Another Day 5: Die Harder.
1 Did you know you can hear the sound of the blood rushing through your head by raising your eyebrows while your eyes are closed?
1 Dammit, syntax
1 DO NOT WANT
1 Couldn't have said it better myself.
1 Conglaturations!
1 Clever-Ear
1 Cheez: For Slime Molds
1 Cheeseburger is antimatter.
1 Cats, if you throw them.
1 Candlehawk: Hello Eeryone Here
1 Buy low, sell high! Also, you owe me $80,000 next week.
1 But I WILL take a doggy bag.
1 But Headspace said you did...
1 Bucket here, with Sham-WOW! You'll be saying WOW everytime you use Bucket!
1 Bubonicfred: Here's the full list (2): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_FengShuiNinja%20quotes.txt
1 Bo Schitt!
1 BklynBruzer's boobies, with some plot scattered about
1 Better safe than hairy.
1 Beg pardon, sir, but I must contend that the state of affairs in actuality contradicts the premises you have proposed.
1 Bananas!
1 Aurum: OF COURSE!
1 Aurum will take fucking the chip!
1 Are you talking to yourself again?
1 Are you sure?
1 Angelina Jolie and InitHello star in The Telephone 8!
1 All I've got is school and a non-fucked kernel! I'm not MacGyver, you know.
1 Alien versus The Wizard of Azkaban
1 Ain't it just?
1 Ahrotahntee: You're a slope and a mountain!
1 Ahrotahntee: Not in Australia, it's not.
1 Ahrotahntee: Here's the full list (59): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_....txt
1 Ahrotahntee, are you saying syntax's mom likes hot sweaty sex with bots?
1 Afternoon, Ahrotahntee.
1 Actually, I made that up.
1 AND YOU NEVER WILL
1 ALCOHOL AND ASS! POUR ANOTHER DRINK IN MY GLASS!
1 <sexy>Come clean shoofle's cat's infected anal glands!</sexy>
1 <sarcasm> Gosh, you really want someone to ever take us seriously?
1 <putmoneyinthypurse> I've gotten less lack of sleep than I would have liked
1 <puddle> I deleted a gigabyte of Samuel Barber and Bela Bartok from my computer because their compositions are TOO LONG
1 <neoinr> he's a rabbit, he can self-kosher his food
1 <neoinr> Make it so.
1 <logic> I'm furry. But not because I think I'm an anthro, I just have a lot of chest hair.
1 <dextroid> </typos
1 <bearachute> augh having to wear pants now is terrible
1 <Randall> I expect every youtube video to be a puppy farting and falling off a table
1 <Nolano> Yo tengo un biblioteca en mi pantalones.
1 <LucasP> Any site I can take a turing test on?
1 <3 thunder
1 ;_;
1 :D
1 :3
1 ...Remind me of the babe!
1 ... and into my car.
1 *LolCam daft-gasms*
1 ***INTERNET BULLSHIT DETECTED***
1 'cause cancer is fucking the cancer of the world
1 "Xkcd-suicidewatch Or Something" would make a good name for a band.
1 "Bucket shut up" would be a good name for a...aw man. :(
1 RESPECT TO THE MAN IN THE ICE-CREAM VAN.
1 I'M A SHORT WIDE GOTH WHO'S MAKING A CYBERDIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!
1
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