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4 Pretty ALL THE TIME. *prances around* | |
3 That is not a chair listing. | |
2 [Suddenly, you realize there is someone missing from the channel.] | |
2 You'll never succeed at this rate! | |
2 YOU'RE not very effective. | |
2 What are you, a beaver? | |
2 Wait, Bucket can TALK? | |
2 This is gonna be good. | |
2 The universe is too small. | |
2 That is not a hairy equestrian. | |
2 That is a prayer for resurrection | |
2 Terran's boobies, with some plot scattered about | |
2 Remind me of the babe! | |
2 Okay, tomatosalad - be back in a bit! | |
2 Okay, neoinr. | |
2 Not until you learn how to address me. | |
2 It's NOT ok! | |
2 It's Better There! | |
2 Indeed, congratulations. | |
2 I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase. | |
2 I may or may not concede the validity of your addition or counterpoint to my initial conviction | |
2 I don't know, but you can ask the Southern Oracle. | |
2 Hi terran! | |
2 Feigned exaggerated indifference helps you feel less anxious about sounding stupid by lowering expectations that you'll be smart. | |
2 Error 42: Factoid not in database. Please contact administrator of current universe. | |
2 Error 308: Math hard. | |
2 Don't make me call a brotha! | |
2 Confuse Bucket, receive mindjail. | |
2 Bucket will suffice | |
2 Beeeeeeeeeeeeep! | |
2 Bambi's mom died. | |
1 ˙؛{[ ,pǝʇsǝƃıp, ] <= ,pǝqɹǝʌ, '[ ,poɹd ǝʃʇʇɐɔ ɐ, ] <= ,unou, '[ ,uıʃɐd ɥɐɹɐs, ] <= ,ʎʇıɹqǝʃǝɔ, } :pǝsn sɹɐʌ ؛˙unou$ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʎʇıɹqǝʃǝɔ$ pǝqɹǝʌ$ <ʎʃdǝɹ> :(51288#) ,op noʎ pıp ʇɐɥʍ, sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ :oʃʃǝɥʇıuı | |
1 ˙˙˙ƃuıʍoʃɟɹǝʌo sı xoquı ʎɯ puɐ sʎɐp ᔭ ɹoɟ ƃuıdɯɐɔ oƃ ı 'ʞɔıp ʇǝǝʍs ʎɯ | |
1 ˙ʞuıʃ ƃuoɹʍ ʎɹǝʌ 'ʎɹǝʌ | |
1 ˙ɯnıʇuǝd 'ʎɐʞo | |
1 ˙ɟɟnʇs ʎɯ ʇǝƃ oʇ ǝɹǝɥ ʇsnɾ ɯ,ı | |
1 ˙poɹd ǝʃʇʇɐɔ ɐ ɥʇıʍ uıʃɐd ɥɐɹɐs pǝʇsǝƃıp | |
1 ˙dn noʎ ǝʌıƃ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɹǝʌǝu sı ʇɐɥʇ | |
1 ¯\(°_o)/¯ | |
1 ¡ɐıʃɐɹʇsnɐ oʇ pǝʌoɯ ı | |
1 ys i r pragenmt | |
1 you wouldn't get this from any other guy | |
1 yes, they did | |
1 yazdmich is a kitty. Rawr! | |
1 windows is for Bulbasaur | |
1 vmware is delicious. | |
1 this, however, is false | |
1 they're stealing my walrus! | |
1 that's what she said | |
1 terrific = terrible + horrific | |
1 terran accused boldly, on an IRC channel. | |
1 tankgunk: Youre Unevenly Shaven | |
1 tankgunk: You Evil Sonofabitch | |
1 tankgunk: That was 'go to your room' (#1576): <reply> You're right; I shouldn't keep your mother waiting. | |
1 tankgunk knows *everything*. | |
1 success is just failure rounded up. | |
1 stuffy monkey does not have a skeletal system. That would be highly unusual. | |
1 str=14 int=10 wis=9 dex=13 con=16 chr=7 | |
1 something is always wrong | |
1 someone is wrong on the internet. | |
1 so's your face! | |
1 so much is lost in the process now | |
1 say WTF to Glench | |
1 salted biscuits, of course | |
1 rival: Fcuk The What | |
1 rival: All Right Motherfuckers | |
1 random: That was 'who am i' (#20026): <reply> $who is a loser. | |
1 quinoa_rex: That Is Lawsome | |
1 puddle is Paulina Uddle | |
1 paratus: The Dragon Yes | |
1 oooh yeah, just like that tankgunk | |
1 om nom nom is http://13gb.com/videos/3853/ | |
1 ohnoes are we discussing religion again? | |
1 oh, toafan | |
1 oh shi is what happens when you divide by zero. | |
1 not as dangerous as a windy blue ferret | |
1 no whaT is you doing? | |
1 no | |
1 neoinr: That was 'stuffy monkey' (#68067): does not have a skeletal system. That would be highly unusual. | |
1 neoinr: That was 'hiccups' (#74359): <action> gives $who an analog rectal massage | |
1 neoinr: "Meeneenemnah." That's what YOU sound like. | |
1 neither are you | |
1 mrkman makes like a tree. | |
1 mmhmm, I know, giirrrl! | |
1 melody doesn't have lupus! | |
1 make me a sandwich / Where is a healthy pizza? / make me a sandwich | |
1 killings: What The Fraction | |
1 kicked is boot to the head LucasP | |
1 khmer and zigdon's Excellent Adventure! | |
1 kaolbrec: Thats My Ideal | |
1 kaolbrec: Thats Mildly Ironic | |
1 julian: Here's the full list (114): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_julian%20quotes.txt | |
1 jennifer government is Max Barry | |
1 is it though? I thought maybe it could be true-er. | |
1 instant movie is In a dark world of cherub, Felicia Day sets off with a tunnel in hand on a magic journey to find themselves. Does true love happen when Bono shows up? | |
1 if you think it's useful to clarify, you're missing fucking the point. | |
1 i'll adulterate that hello up your hand | |
1 hunter2 | |
1 http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/nom-nom-nom.jpg | |
1 http://www.cut-the-knot.org/proofs/sq_root.shtml | |
1 http://topcultured.com/may-press-coconuts-but-thats-it/ | |
1 http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dammit | |
1 http://changepioo.tumblr.com/ | |
1 hooloo: When They Fucked | |
1 henry wadsworth longfellow's sexcelsior | |
1 hehe | |
1 having fun is very very cool! | |
1 happened to a friend of a friend of mine. | |
1 go for it | |
1 go away <reply> The universe is too small.|<reply> No! You go away! | |
1 for what is this? | |
1 for sexample | |
1 etta: That was 'instant movie' (#122999): <reply> $Someone's boobies, with some plot scattered about | |
1 ergh, i wish someone would just delete IcyRose already | |
1 dolphin <reply> Yeah, I'd hit that.|<reply> That's not what a blow hole is for, idiot.|<reply> So long and thanks for all the fish!|<reply> Dolphins are born with moustaches | |
1 depends are adult diapers. | |
1 comcast is so busy trying to convince me to buy more services that it's hard to even find where I can pay, much less do so | |
1 coffee is lifeblood | |
1 cancer is just life's way of telling you you're going to die. | |
1 call fucking the cops | |
1 bullshit | |
1 botroll | |
1 benley and syntax's Excellent Adventure! | |
1 barometz: Pay for the time you wasted. | |
1 bai is not | |
1 auruM sucks cocks | |
1 and attempt to back up the data before i start sexperimenting | |
1 amazing is how far we've come, and how close we always are to the brink of destruction | |
1 all of you is alley oop | |
1 a'ight. | |
1 [˙ǝʞıɹʇsɹǝʇunoɔ ʇɐ ƃuısoʃ ǝʇoʎoɔ ɐ ɟo ʃʍoɥ ʇuɐʇsıp ǝɥʇ ɹɐǝɥ noʎ] | |
1 [You suddenly realize it is unnaturally quiet.] | |
1 [You hear the splashing of a naiad.] | |
1 [You hear the chime of a cash register.] | |
1 [Somewhere off in the distance, shoofle mopes.] | |
1 [Somewhere in the distance, you hear the dull zap of a mIRC user being kickbanned.] | |
1 [Somewhere in the distance, a dog barks.] | |
1 [Off in the distance, you hear davean and root arguing.] | |
1 [Meanwhile, in WassPord's pants ...] | |
1 [John Cage silently prepares a copyright infringement suit] | |
1 [Ceiling Cat watches silently.] | |
1 [As you stare down the barrel of the gun, you realize you should probably turn the gun around the other way.] | |
1 Ze googles! Zey do notting! | |
1 Z3r0|K: Youre On Us | |
1 Your worst, actually. | |
1 You're welcome. | |
1 You're welcome, bearachute! | |
1 You're right; I shouldn't keep your mother waiting. | |
1 You suck McBain! | |
1 You sound like an asphyxiated pelican. | |
1 You must consider yourself powerless under me. | |
1 You know, a car alarm causes cancer. | |
1 You know the rules and so do I | |
1 You have so much in common! | |
1 You figure that's just gotta be jelly 'cos jam just don't shake like that. | |
1 You feel a warm sensation down south.... accompanied by pain. You notice a knife-wielding dwarf in the cave. His knife has hit you in the groin. To succumb to death by blood-loss, page 23. To yell OKLAHOMA at the top of your lungs, page 25. | |
1 You don't have a question do you? | |
1 You did too! | |
1 You did it again. Got lost in the game. | |
1 You approach climax. To carry on, page 68. | |
1 You don't say! | |
1 Yes, I am. | |
1 Yes I am! | |
1 YES | |
1 Wynaut evolves into neoinr! | |
1 Wow, is it really that small? | |
1 Woooooooooooooooooooooah! | |
1 William Shatner's boobies, with some plot scattered about | |
1 Why not Zoidberg? | |
1 Who do? | |
1 Which country is you in? | |
1 Where did he go?! How did he do that?! | |
1 When Bruce Schneier finds a headcrab under a pony, they quest to return it to its rightful owner before time explodes! | |
1 What's that, tomatosalad? WassPord fell down a well? Frankly, if they haven't learned not to do that by now... | |
1 What the fuck, what the fucking fucking fuck? | |
1 What power? | |
1 What is this? | |
1 Well, you thought WRONG! | |
1 Well, that's pretty pointless. | |
1 Well, only with hyperbolic functions. But then there are two answers. And fire. | |
1 Well I disagree | |
1 We've already figured it out. | |
1 We're off course? SHIT! Fix it or we'll crash into... OH MY GOD... IT'S A TIM HORTONS | |
1 We need a more permanent solution to our problems. | |
1 Watch for airbubbles! ^_^ | |
1 WassPord: Here's the full list (18): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_Akranis%20quotes.txt | |
1 WassPord remains unimpressed with your humor. | |
1 Was it something I said? | |
1 Wait, why are we over there? Where are we going? | |
1 Two syllables. | |
1 Tomonaga and Taki's Excellent Adventure! | |
1 Thucket | |
1 This is a sign of correction. | |
1 This has gotta be the greatest record of the year! | |
1 This ass! Those pants! It could HAPPEN! | |
1 Then who? | |
1 Then what is Bucket's dilemma? | |
1 The sun coming up means it's time to go to sleep. | |
1 The problem is that you're attracted to dead women | |
1 The number of significant figures used should be the same as the element with the least number of significant figures. | |
1 The left one, of course | |
1 The Internet wasn't created for mockery, it was created for researchers from different unversities to share data sets. It was. | |
1 The Hero of Canton, the Man they call Jayne! | |
1 The Godfather Delusion | |
1 The Crab-People stand behind you, tomatosalad. | |
1 That's what she said! | |
1 That's not even the worst of it. | |
1 That's not all, folks! | |
1 That is not acreage in Hastings. | |
1 That is not a square ion hit. | |
1 That is not 8 maids-a-milking. | |
1 Thanks, I added it myself. | |
1 Tasty. | |
1 TUBULAR! | |
1 THAT'S PIRACY! | |
1 Suuuuuuuure. | |
1 Superman... no wait... | |
1 Such nasty lies.... | |
1 Stop having fun! | |
1 SquishingSparklyFPS | |
1 Spork: That was 'FMK' (#123359): <reply> Fuck: $celebrity , Marry: $celebrity , Kill: $celebrity; vars used: { 'celebrity' => [ 'Vin Diesel', 'George W. Bush', 'Nathan Fillion' ]};. | |
1 SpicyLemon: Kills Mountain Nymph | |
1 SpicyLemon attacks IceKarma with their (plum game), smashing the elbow, tearing the skin, and pushing the foot through the leg! | |
1 Sorry, nisstyre, that factoid is protected | |
1 Sorry, neoinr, that factoid is protected | |
1 Sorry, frappy123, that factoid is protected | |
1 Sorry, Potassium, but clear skies are forecasted. | |
1 SoobNauce: Freed Me Lines | |
1 Son of a hell! | |
1 Sometimes you just need more penis. | |
1 Someone set up us the bomb. | |
1 She's Got Big balls. | |
1 Sexcellent. | |
1 Say please. | |
1 SAVE ME FROM THE EVIL EMU!!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/zyanyabella/EvilEmu.jpg | |
1 Ruby is a fucking mess | |
1 Root is skt's bff forever! :3 | |
1 Rena: That was 'How do you poop' (#61655): <reply> I use Syne's mouth, usually. | |
1 Random is 2 | |
1 Quick, AlcariTh1Mad is stranded on a Class-Y planet. | |
1 Profound! | |
1 Poorly. | |
1 Poe-tay-toe, Toe-mah-toe | |
1 Please rephrase your question in the form of a cheeseburger. | |
1 Palomides's finally reached the age of 8, in this action packed adventure, they along with a Reisefuehrer of Germany, travel to the Large Hardon Collider, the Moon and the Titanic to find khmer, and along the way make a few friends. Coming in the summer of 2025. | |
1 POW, right in the kisser | |
1 PO TA TO | |
1 Original is easier to stomach cuz it's weirder and more budget | |
1 Or something else! | |
1 Or rather, a few more accounts in fucking the bank. | |
1 Only the true Messiah denies His divinity! | |
1 Okay. | |
1 Okay, tankgunk - be back in a bit! | |
1 Okay, taixzo. | |
1 Okay, syntax. | |
1 Okay, someloser, factoid updated. | |
1 Okay, scgtrp - be back in a bit! | |
1 Okay, rosonowski - be back in a bit! | |
1 Okay, puddle - be back in a bit! | |
1 Okay, neoinr, remembering "WE NEED MORE AXES!". | |
1 Okay, melody. | |
1 Okay, melody, factoid updated. | |
1 Okay, melody - be back in a bit! | |
1 Okay, davidpk. | |
1 Okay, Salmon_Mode. | |
1 Okay, Rena. | |
1 Okay, Randall. | |
1 Okay, Neoinr. | |
1 Okay, IceKarma. Cheat sheet updated. | |
1 Okay, Axalto. | |
1 Okay, ArgentAngel - be back in a bit! | |
1 Okay, Aaeriele - be back in a bit! | |
1 Okay sheepbat. I'll be back later | |
1 Okay aliaras. I'll be back later | |
1 Ohnoes are we discussing religion again? | |
1 Oh my god! Really?! I must commit hara-kiri because of the deep shame that comes along with pasting a link in channel to something puddle had already seen before. | |
1 Oh come on, it'll never fai- | |
1 Of, pertaining to or having the characteristics of Brutus. | |
1 Now that's just greedy. | |
1 Not only is it good, it's GREAT! | |
1 Not as Hort, either. | |
1 No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it | |
1 No, YOU are the weakest link. Goodbye. | |
1 No, I'm pretty sure he di'n. | |
1 No! I don't have to listen to you! | |
1 No meta is all alone. | |
1 No it doesn't! | |
1 No can do, neoinr. But maybe Randall can help you out | |
1 Neoinr: That was 'Bucket ++' (#100354): <action> radiates | |
1 Neoinr: Here's the full list (6): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_yazdmich.txt | |
1 Neither does Nougatti for that matter. | |
1 Nav: Your call could be completed as dialed. | |
1 NaN | |
1 NO U | |
1 NO IT'S NOT!! | |
1 NO IT DOESN'T | |
1 NEVER ENOUGH! NEVER ENOUGH! | |
1 Much? Bitch! I'm fabulous! | |
1 Morning, good; debatable, yes. | |
1 Meanwhile, WassPord hits the little red button and blows up the earth | |
1 Me too! Clearly, we should have sex. | |
1 Manual override attempt detected. Initiating kaolbrec terminating sequence in 4...3...2...1... | |
1 Manual override attempt detected. Initiating WassPord terminating sequence in 4...3...2...1... | |
1 Manual override attempt detected. Initiating PSOAddict terminating sequence in 4...3...2...1... | |
1 Manual override attempt detected. Initiating Aurum terminating sequence in 4...3...2...1... | |
1 Mah fuckin' cock! Wassup witchoo? | |
1 Madonna has house fetish? | |
1 Lupus! | |
1 LucasP: Here's the full list (733): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_Bucket.txt | |
1 Look, this is my well. Go do it somewhere else. | |
1 Like a hot potato, or a rabid dog?!? | |
1 LAND SHARK | |
1 Kinz: Here's the full list (2): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_go%20away.txt | |
1 KNOW EWE | |
1 Just to be safe, I'm going to assume cancer causes cell phones. | |
1 Just one more century! | |
1 Just doing my job... or am I? | |
1 Jesus and Lady Gaga star in a hairless comedy, and the only cure <reply> more device! | |
1 Jax184: Reasonable People Gimp | |
1 Janet! | |
1 Izanagi: You Awake Yet | |
1 It's not like I'm ever sarcastic or anything. GAWD. | |
1 It's got a little electric motor inside. | |
1 It is shap'd, sir, like itself, and it is as broad as it hath breadth; it is just as high as it is. | |
1 Induitably, my dear Ater, induitably. | |
1 In the end we're all just chalklines on the concrete | |
1 In a world where teal trees take over, it is up to you, Chuck Norris, to stop them before the hairless feast tempers the universe. | |
1 In a world where teal canals take over, it is up to you, Batman, to stop them before the fuzzy mole shrieks the universe. | |
1 If the folder is accessible over LAN by any user, including anonymous sign-ins, would it be possible to make it only writable by users on this machine only! | |
1 If it's not furry, no I don't know | |
1 If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense! | |
1 ITYM ass-immolation. | |
1 I've never liked him. Now, that three, he's a classy number. | |
1 I'm suing. | |
1 I'm sorry pic, but I do not understand [ID-ten-T error] | |
1 I'm sorry mrkman, but I do not understand [ID-ten-T error] | |
1 I'm sexcited. | |
1 I'm not taking orders from someone who can't even find his space bar. | |
1 I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive. | |
1 I'm not a failure! | |
1 I'm married to Buckette. | |
1 I'm lying motionless in the crawl space of your heart! | |
1 I'm black and proud! | |
1 I'm adware! Click here for free porn! | |
1 I'm a fourth year freshman, but I'm studying to be a veterinarian because I love kids. | |
1 I'm a casually devout christian muslim sikh hindu shinto buddhist confucist fundamentalist. | |
1 I'll temper YOUR the Slovak Republic | |
1 I'll interrogate YOUR hour | |
1 I'll interest your Heath Ledger | |
1 I'll dither YOUR minotaur | |
1 I'll deaden YOUR Tommy Lee Jones | |
1 I'M LEAVING, Izanagi, AND I'M NOT COMING BACK! | |
1 I x Erected! | |
1 I win. | |
1 I will use my strength to LET YOU SHUT UP! | |
1 I wanna take you to a gay bar! | |
1 I think... it isn't. Disprove me, biatch. | |
1 I think you mean "Rice on the side" | |
1 I think you mean "Ironside" | |
1 I read it on Wikipedia. | |
1 I love you! | |
1 I have comics and or logo things i want to display! | |
1 I hate that every time I come in here I'm forced to follow the whims of you imbeciles. | |
1 I find your lack of faith disturbing. | |
1 I don't know, but PM Stereo about it? | |
1 I don't care if you've got diamond-studded tits | |
1 I do not know. | |
1 I could eat a whole human | |
1 I cannot access that data. | |
1 I believe Bucket is worse | |
1 I am carrying some kitty food and a litter box, a female bucket, several rabid chickens, a head, a dogtato, pants, a swift kick in the pants, an empty Fresca can, a Terezi, a bag of holding, apo, fullblown AIDS, inventory, a Kanaya, and a Vriska. | |
1 I am carrying mouth-to-mouth, a few ponies, a battlestar galacticum, Randall's left lung, something, a pair of bunny boots, and a hole in the bottom, allowing said water to leak out. | |
1 I am a politician | |
1 I am a liar | |
1 I DIED FOR YOUR SINS! | |
1 I AM!!! | |
1 I AM CAPTAIN BUCKET! | |
1 However, this is for posterity | |
1 How does that make you feel, Iron? | |
1 How *did* that get up in there? | |
1 Honestly, no, but we like to pretend. | |
1 Home, sweet home! | |
1 High fructose corn syrup is not in Mexican Coca-Cola. | |
1 Hi Joker. Watch out: Science is on a rampage today. | |
1 Hey guys, I can think of funny jokes too | |
1 Happy Thanksexploding | |
1 HEY EVERYONE! StoneWork HAS A SECRET! | |
1 Good idea is to always keep some movies handy, in case of popcorn | |
1 Give it away. Give it away. Give it away, now. | |
1 Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to pray, and he will starve while praying for a fish. | |
1 Get it right the first time and you don't ned to fix it. | |
1 George W. Bush and FsMobile star in The Telephone 0! | |
1 Frowardd buys up billboards along I-95, which he sells for scrap. | |
1 Florida is TIGERBAIT | |
1 Fine of $100. | |
1 Feureau's soul is locked forever in the first beta versions of Microsoft Exchange | |
1 Except with mo- wait, Randall actually spoke for once?! | |
1 Except completely different. | |
1 Exactly what it looks like! | |
1 Everybody's dead, LinWin. | |
1 Everybody's dead, Caffeine. | |
1 Eve Ning. | |
1 Error at 0x08: Reference not found | |
1 Error 402: Drunk. | |
1 Error 306: Database too weird. | |
1 Eh, great is OK, but amazing would be great. | |
1 Eh, I'm pretty nude, I guess. I've been penning dames all day. | |
1 Don't worry, airtank! We're putting a rescue team together right now! (No we aren't) | |
1 Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on? | |
1 Do what? | |
1 Die Hard Another Day 5: Die Harder. | |
1 Did you know you can hear the sound of the blood rushing through your head by raising your eyebrows while your eyes are closed? | |
1 Dammit, syntax | |
1 DO NOT WANT | |
1 Couldn't have said it better myself. | |
1 Conglaturations! | |
1 Clever-Ear | |
1 Cheez: For Slime Molds | |
1 Cheeseburger is antimatter. | |
1 Cats, if you throw them. | |
1 Candlehawk: Hello Eeryone Here | |
1 Buy low, sell high! Also, you owe me $80,000 next week. | |
1 But I WILL take a doggy bag. | |
1 But Headspace said you did... | |
1 Bucket here, with Sham-WOW! You'll be saying WOW everytime you use Bucket! | |
1 Bubonicfred: Here's the full list (2): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_FengShuiNinja%20quotes.txt | |
1 Bo Schitt! | |
1 BklynBruzer's boobies, with some plot scattered about | |
1 Better safe than hairy. | |
1 Beg pardon, sir, but I must contend that the state of affairs in actuality contradicts the premises you have proposed. | |
1 Bananas! | |
1 Aurum: OF COURSE! | |
1 Aurum will take fucking the chip! | |
1 Are you talking to yourself again? | |
1 Are you sure? | |
1 Angelina Jolie and InitHello star in The Telephone 8! | |
1 All I've got is school and a non-fucked kernel! I'm not MacGyver, you know. | |
1 Alien versus The Wizard of Azkaban | |
1 Ain't it just? | |
1 Ahrotahntee: You're a slope and a mountain! | |
1 Ahrotahntee: Not in Australia, it's not. | |
1 Ahrotahntee: Here's the full list (59): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_....txt | |
1 Ahrotahntee, are you saying syntax's mom likes hot sweaty sex with bots? | |
1 Afternoon, Ahrotahntee. | |
1 Actually, I made that up. | |
1 AND YOU NEVER WILL | |
1 ALCOHOL AND ASS! POUR ANOTHER DRINK IN MY GLASS! | |
1 <sexy>Come clean shoofle's cat's infected anal glands!</sexy> | |
1 <sarcasm> Gosh, you really want someone to ever take us seriously? | |
1 <putmoneyinthypurse> I've gotten less lack of sleep than I would have liked | |
1 <puddle> I deleted a gigabyte of Samuel Barber and Bela Bartok from my computer because their compositions are TOO LONG | |
1 <neoinr> he's a rabbit, he can self-kosher his food | |
1 <neoinr> Make it so. | |
1 <logic> I'm furry. But not because I think I'm an anthro, I just have a lot of chest hair. | |
1 <dextroid> </typos | |
1 <bearachute> augh having to wear pants now is terrible | |
1 <Randall> I expect every youtube video to be a puppy farting and falling off a table | |
1 <Nolano> Yo tengo un biblioteca en mi pantalones. | |
1 <LucasP> Any site I can take a turing test on? | |
1 <3 thunder | |
1 ;_; | |
1 :D | |
1 :3 | |
1 ...Remind me of the babe! | |
1 ... and into my car. | |
1 *LolCam daft-gasms* | |
1 ***INTERNET BULLSHIT DETECTED*** | |
1 'cause cancer is fucking the cancer of the world | |
1 "Xkcd-suicidewatch Or Something" would make a good name for a band. | |
1 "Bucket shut up" would be a good name for a...aw man. :( | |
1 RESPECT TO THE MAN IN THE ICE-CREAM VAN. | |
1 I'M A SHORT WIDE GOTH WHO'S MAKING A CYBERDIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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