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<Ariamis> cereal is best eaten.
<rcombs> Ariamis++
<Bucket> chef? I hardly knew 'er!
<rcombs> revenge is a dish best served
<schwal> Bucket: What was that?
<Bucket> schwal: That was 'ariamis++' (#140657): <reply> $noun? I hardly knew 'er!;  vars used: { 'noun' => [ 'chef' ]};.
<Ariamis> rcombs++
<Bucket> rbrushes
<Ariamis> schwal: an experiment of mine
<rcombs> it was a failed one
<Ariamis> Bucket: an experiment of mine <is> a pretentious-sounding sentence.
<Bucket> Okay, Ariamis.
<rcombs> ITH (In This Hour): we leave off the important parts of idioms
<Ariamis> rcombs, you say that, but the first $noun was "super mario brother" which was /perfect/
<rcombs> Ariamis: OK, that's pretty great
<Ariamis> the second was "pear" which was decent
<schwal> "Don't get mad"
<rcombs> It's like Christmas in December!
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<rcombs> schwal: you wouldn't like me
<Spork> schwal: Like "A penny saved is a penny" ?
<Ariamis> hahaha
<rcombs> Spork++
<Bucket> Spork evolves into Knork!
<schwal> Spork: Perfect
<Ariamis> mentally filled in the blank
<Bucket> Just like relsqui :D
<Ariamis> spork++
* Bucket turns Spork from plastic to metal
<Ariamis> that's great
<Bucket> Eh, great is OK, but amazing would be great.
<rcombs> never thought I'd say that
<Renc> All work and no play makes jack.
<relsqui> I don't know who added that quote but it makes me smile
<relsqui> er, factoid
<Ariamis> er, which?
<schwal> relsqui: Shrdlu has probably said it as well ;)
* relsqui considers
<schwal> (Educated guess as to the adder)
<Ariamis> don't count your eggs
<rcombs> Keep your nose.
<relsqui> in those words? probably not. but other nice things. :)
<Ariamis> it becomes a lot more ominous.
<Ariamis> Don't cut off your nose!
<relsqui> nah, not his style
<Shrdlu> schwal: Said which?
<relsqui> and I do mean style. he wouldn't have used that punctuation/smiley :P
<relsqui> 22:46:39 <@schwal> Spork: Perfect
<relsqui> 22:46:41 < Bucket> Just like relsqui :D
<relsqui> Shrdlu: ^
<relsqui> is what we're talking about
<Shrdlu> oh, yeah
* Bucket damages property and gives a time loop to children
<Mriswith> If you can't say anything nice, don't
<Shrdlu> no, when I say nice things about you I'm usually more specific
<rcombs> Don't make a mountain
<Ariamis> You can lead a horse to water
<Bucket> and drown it and no one will ever know.
<Ariamis> Bucket <3
<Bucket> Ariamis <3
<Shrdlu> Bucket: disarmingly witty for a five-year-old <reply> Just like relsqui :D
<Bucket> Okay, Shrdlu.
<relsqui> lmfao
<rcombs> why, I ought to give you a sandwich
<rcombs> (note: the important part need not be at the end)
<relsqui> Shrdlu: okay, good job, you just made me bust out laughing loudly in an empty house
<rcombs> Why don't you pick on someone?
<schwal> The bird gets the worm
<relsqui> *I* was going to say something sweet but we can go that way instead :P
<Ariamis> rcombs++
<Bucket> rbrushes
<Shrdlu> that wasn't sweet?!
<relsqui> oh hush, you know what I mean. <3
<schwal> Do unto others as you want.
<Stereo> sodium chloride!
<Shrdlu> anyway, let's stick with "factoids that will never trigger" for four hundred, please
<Mriswith> schwal++
<Bucket> schwalbe
* relsqui grins
<Stereo> what is 'the entire lyrics to the national anthem of russia'?
<rcombs> No sense crying over
<schwal> Shrdlu: What is "dangerous levels of radioactivity"
<relsqui> stereo++
<Bucket> Now in 2.1, with more wub!
<Ariamis> oh my god, "a good man is hard to find" truncated
<schwal> bwahahaha
<Mriswith> A good man is?
<rcombs> looks like we'll be burning the oil tonight
<relsqui> Shrdlu: I think you've said a lot of nice things about me in words, most of which I don't remember, but the nicest compliment I can remember getting from you was silent
<Shrdlu> I didn't even know you could get AZT in the form of a hat
<schwal> Mriswith: A good man is hard
<Shrdlu> relsqui: oh?
<rcombs> Mriswith: a good man is hard
<Ariamis> Mriswith: a good man is hard
<Ariamis> Bucket: Mriswith <reply> A good man is hard.
<Bucket> Okay, Ariamis.
<rcombs> schwal: dammit ninja'd
<relsqui> Shrdlu: it's probably not actually the nicest. but it's the thing I think of when I think about that
<Mriswith> I know. I was trying to make a joke. I guess it didn't work...
<schwal> Bucket: undo last
<Bucket> Okay, schwal, deleted that 'Mriswith' is 'A good man is hard.'.
<Ariamis> aww... but yeah, I was reconsidering
<relsqui> Shrdlu: and it was the way you looked at me when I was singing a particular harmony
<Shrdlu> :) I remember that one
<Ariamis> Absence makes the heart grow?
<schwal> if you fight and run away, live another day.
<Ariamis> that which does not kill us makes us
<rcombs> schwal: this is the part where you hit him with a rolled-up newspaper
<Ariamis> the bigger they are, the harder
<Ariamis> =D
<schwal> rcombs: Who?
<Ariamis> rcombs: nonono
<rcombs> schwal: I'd aim for Ariamis
<rcombs> (not a kick, just a /me)
<Stereo> you can take it.
<Ariamis> schwal: that was +v worthy, not kick worthy
<Mriswith> Throw out the baby with the bathwater
<schwal> rcombs: he's a were-you, why wouldn't I go for you instead?
<tomatosalad> I need to do something this summer other than watch videos, eat things and masturbate
<Shrdlu> rcombs: wouldn't it be easier if you just wrote "rcombs's guide to being an op in #xkcd"
<rcombs> schwal: it's not the first day of the fiscal quarter
<Shrdlu> rcombs: then we could all just not read it at once and it would save a lot of time
<schwal> heh
<rcombs> Shrdlu: :3
<Ariamis> "There's a time and a place"
<rcombs> Ariamis: "There's a time and place for everything."
<relsqui> Shrdlu: pffffthahaha
<Ariamis> relsqui finds Shrdlu's humour topical
<rcombs> Shrdlu: but this is more fun because schwal gets to make jokes about were-rcombs
<schwal> "Time waits."
<tomatosalad> wait, can somebody TL:DR the conversation?
<rcombs> Ariamis: IMHO it's more of a suppository
<schwal> tomatosalad: topic
<Ariamis> rcombs: hahaha
* rcombs preps an ambulance to the burn ward
<tomatosalad> schwal: har har
<Bucket> boo
<Ariamis> [too many cooks] spoil the broth
<rcombs> tomatosalad: see first line of topic
<rcombs> s/line/section/
<rcombs> (section? is that what those are called?)
<rcombs> a chain is only as strong as its link
<tomatosalad> mm
<Ariamis> s/chain/hyrule/?
<schwal> "Never get involved in a land war"
<Ariamis> I repeat, "Don't cut off your nose" is pretty great.
<tomatosalad> "Get involved in a land war"
<tomatosalad> "Get involved in a land war in Asia"
<schwal> "Get involved in asia"
<Antipaganda> "A horse in the mouth"
<relsqui> schwal for tousim board
<Ariamis> Antipaganda++
<rcombs> Ariamis: you mean "keep your nose [clean]"?
* schwal has never even been outside north america.
<rcombs> a bird in the hand is worth two
<Ariamis> rcombs: don't cut off your nose to spite our face
<Shrdlu> relsqui for ministry of orthographic permutation
<schwal> rcombs: Don't cut off your nose to spite your face
<Stereo> a hand is in the bush.
<Ariamis> schwal: you should come to australia, it's full of spiders
<relsqui> Stereo: !!!
<rcombs> oh, did not know that one
<Ariamis> Stereo: that was a surprisingly vivid mental image
<rcombs> Stereo: nice
<relsqui> I didn't see when this started but it's great
<rcombs> a knight in [shining] armor
<OnVar> "An eye makes the world blind."
<rcombs> OnVar++
<schwal> heh
<relsqui> ... a closed mouth flies? we don't have that proverb in english I don't think
<Stereo> life is like a box.
<rcombs> relsqui: <Ariamis> cereal is best eaten, then  <rcombs> revenge is a dish best served, and it became a thing
<Ariamis> relsqui: catches no? I've heard it before
<tomatosalad> "Throw stones"
<schwal> Loose ships sink.
<Ariamis> it's vagina euphemism hour in Stereo
<tomatosalad> Ariamis: ew
<rcombs> those who live in glass houses shouldn't
<Ariamis> rcombs++++
<Mriswith> rcombs++
<Bucket> rbrushes
<Stereo> the bird gets the worm.
<schwal> Stereo: Beat you to that one.
<feriority> may you live in time
<Ori> every pot has.
<rcombs> a picture is worth a thousand
<Stereo> oh. well, i didn't read everything
<Renc> Do unto others.
<feriority> Renc: "then run"
<Renc> lol
<Shrdlu> Do others as you would have them do you.
* Ariamis snrk
<OnVar> "Every rose thorn"
<Stereo> it's like calling the kettle black.
<Ariamis> Shrdlu++
<Bucket> Etaoin
<rcombs> a rose by any other name smells
<OnVar> Hah
<relsqui> Bucket: remember Ariamis stereo
<Bucket> Okay, relsqui, remembering "it's vagina euphemism hour in Stereo".
<Mriswith> Never judge a book
<Ariamis> it's an ill wind that blows nobody
<rcombs> Mriswith: "judge a book by its cover", but yours is also good
<Mriswith> rcombs: I like yours better
<Ariamis> Every cloud has silver.
<OnVar> "A picture is worth words."
<rcombs> a watched pot boils
<Renc> Don't count your chickens.
<rcombs> OnVar++ yours is far better than mine
<Ariamis> Renc: had that one
<OnVar> :D
<Renc> I feel like we should be putting these in a factoid.
<OnVar> Corrupted proverbs?
<Ariamis> Truncated? Shortened?
<Ariamis> next up in #xkcd: proverb concatenation hour
<Renc> I thought truncated but that doesn't seem right when you remove words from the middle
<Mriswith> I want to start adding badly misspelled idioms to this. Like: It takes a village to raze a cild
<Ariamis> hahahahahaha YES
<rcombs> a wolf in sheep's
<relsqui> if you guys are going to go off on a good running gag for a while, someone start the factoid
<schwal> A cat may king.
<rcombs> Renc: it's "remove the important bit"
<bk> I just finished work on a cover of Carole King's "It's Too Late" and I'm pretty happy with it
<Ariamis> relsqui, I'm worried that we're going to run out soon
<Renc> so "corrupted"
<rcombs> I'm going down a list: http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/a.html
<schwal> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_proverbial_phrases
<Ariamis> rcombs: the only reason I recognise that list is
<WassPord> "A bird in hand is worth" 
<Antipaganda> under the sun
<Ariamis> Don't teach your grandma to suck.
<schwal> "You eat"
<OnVar> "A place for its place."
<rcombs> Ariamis: "teach your grandma to suck"
<schwal> "you are too old to learn"
<bk> "A stitch saves."
<relsqui> screw your courage.
<feriority> Better never.
<rcombs> all that glitters is gold
<OnVar> "Time saves."
<feriority> bk: Stitch saves nine
<feriority> (disney headlines)
<Mriswith> "Youth is wasted"
<bk> feriority: booo
<rcombs> come to he who waits
<Ariamis> Mriswith: Shouldn't that be "Youth are wasted"?
<rcombs> feriority++
<Ariamis> rcombs++
<Bucket> rbrushes
<Renc> The bus waits for no man. Except the driver. Ain't goin' nowhere without them.
<relsqui> sticks and stones hurt me.
<schwal> "You can't make an omelette"
<Ori> now do this for laws of thermodynamics
<rcombs> an eye for a tooth
<relsqui> schwal: haha
<feriority> schwal: it... it's true
<relsqui> hahaha
<feriority> it always ends up scrambled
<Ariamis> rcombs: that's how we escalate!
<Mriswith> "What goes, comes"
<rcombs> an offer he can't [ref]use
<feriority> good things come
<Ariamis> imo the best so far is "People who live in glass houses shouldn't"
<schwal> "You win them all"
<rcombs> Ariamis: that was mine! :D
<Ariamis> haha yes
<feriority> God helps themselves
<Ariamis> rcombs: never say that at a paternity test
<relsqui> have your cake and eat it.
<OnVar> "All publicity is publicity."
<feriority> great minds think
<relsqui> fuck the horse
<tomatosalad> relsqui: wait, wahat
<uberushaximus> all news is news
<schwal> 0_o
<bk> "Great minds think"
<rcombs> as fast as grease[d lightning]
<relsqui> tomatosalad: "... you and the ... you rode in on"
<bk> dammit feriority 
<schwal> "Carry a big stick"
<tomatosalad> relsqui: ohhhhhh
<schwal> Ah.
<feriority> make war
<Bucket> screw love!
<Ariamis> relsqui: that's creative, sure enough
<bk> "Cleanliness is next"
<Ori> you have nothing to fear.
<Ariamis> "Make not war" is okay to.
<schwal> What goes around comes
<Ariamis> bk++
<Ariamis> too* aaaaa
<Ori> err there's nothing to fear.
<tomatosalad> "Make war"
<rcombs> ask a silly question and you'll get an answer
<Renc> "Make [...] war"
<feriority> one man's treasure is trash
<Renc> dammit
* Bucket takes a quarter from Renc and places it in the swear jar.
<maxh> Hah. I have an email address hosted in the EU, so mail from the US to it goes from sender (US) to the EU, then to a consolidation account in the US, then I get it via a proxy in the EU on a computer in the US. NSA, have fun following that.
<bk> "Beggars should not be"
<schwal> "When in Rome, do the Romans"
<relsqui> yesss
<Mriswith> "The hand that rocks rules the world"
<rcombs> schwal++++++++
<rcombs> hasta la baby
<uberushaximus> Don't horse in the mouth
<feriority> the grass is on the fence
<OnVar> schwal wins.
<rcombs> ask for whom the bell tolls
<Ariamis> schwal++++++
<WassPord> "A bird in hand is worth the bush."
<WassPord> to fix my previous one :p
<OnVar> "The grass /is/ the other side."
<Ariamis> WassPord: Stereo already broke that one, "A hand in the bush"
<uberushaximus> far out
<Ariamis> OnVar: yes!
<schwal> "Muck is brass"
<WassPord> Ariamis: alrighty then
<rcombs> feriority: #walkie talkie# THE GRASS IS ON THE FENCE #BUZZ#
<relsqui> don't make a right.
<tomatosalad> "2 wrongs make a right"
<rcombs> back to the drawing
<feriority> dogs lie
<relsqui> hope for the worst
<Ariamis> feriority++
<schwal> "Wonders will cease"
<Bucket> That would be a good name for a band.
<schwal> >_<
<relsqui> keep your friends closer.
<Ariamis> it actually would
<OnVar> "Sick, dog." (Sick as a dog.)
<rcombs> beat [around] the bush
<Ariamis> rcombs, nonono
<relsqui> god helps themselves.
<Stereo> don't throw out [the baby with the] bathwater.
<schwal> "Worrying did good"
<OnVar> Throw out the baby?
<rcombs> beat the living [daylights] out of him
<Ariamis> rcombs++
<Bucket> rbrushes
<relsqui> if you beat 'em, join 'em.
<relsqui> one man is another man
<rcombs> behind every great man is a great
<feriority> the best mice go awry
<schwal> "Company is a crowd"
<rcombs> alt: behind every man is a woman
<Mriswith> Misery loves.
<Stereo> man is an island.
<puddle> give a man a fish
<rcombs> the best laid schemes of mice
<uberushaximus> teach a man to feed
<rcombs> better to never have loved at all
<schwal> "To err is devine"
<puddle> just...load up a burlap sack and throw them everywhere downtown
<feriority> spare the child
<relsqui> beauty is in the eye
<rcombs> Beware of Greeks [bearing gifts]
<schwal> "Those who learn history are doomed"
<relsqui> hahaha
<relsqui> good things wait
<Ariamis> relsqui: it's funny, as I read that the setting sun diffracted through the transparent edge of my monitor and shone beautiful colours through my right eye
<rcombs> relsqui: good things come
<Shrdlu> rcombs: beware of bear gifts
<rcombs> birds of a feather flock
<relsqui> !
<rcombs> Shrdlu++
<Bucket> Etaoin
<schwal> "Deaf will not hear"
<relsqui> if you want, do it yourself
<rcombs> the blind leading [the blind]
<Stereo> look a horse in the teeth.
<Mriswith> Thanks to that phrase list, I believe I have found myself a new /nick
<rcombs> blood[, sweat,] and tears
<schwal> "There is no time"
<Stereo> there is no present.  cake is a lie.
<uberushaximus> there is no place
<schwal> "There is no such thing as lunch"
<Shrdlu> schwal: actually I like "there is no present" better
<rcombs> too big for [your] boots
<Mriswith> Well, maybe. Can our /nicks have spaces in them?
<Ori> "Silence is."
<schwal> Shrdlu: Heh, good one.
<Shrdlu> because then you can say "there is no paaast" and relsqui goes "dammit shrdlu"
<rcombs> born with a spoon in your mouth
<relsqui> :blinks
<schwal> Mriswith: underscores
<Bucket> underscores is a personal thing
<relsqui> er
<relsqui> fuck
<rcombs> relsqui: too much MUD again?
<WassPord> Ori: that reminds me of that finnish saying, "Elämä on." (Life is)
* relsqui v_v
<OnVar> "Something, something, something, blue."
<relsqui> i,i MUD wrestling
<maxh> I just got a Google+ advert in German.
<rcombs> bread always falls [buttered side] down
<feriority> I am become the world
<rcombs> bring the bacon
<relsqui> mmm
<Ariamis> we may be running low now
<Mriswith> schwal: If I change my nick for good, is there a way change my quotes in Bucket to the new one?
<OnVar> rcombs: That can just be simplified to "Bacon."
<rcombs> Mriswith: yes
<puddle> Everyone likes sausage until they see how
<relsqui> Shrdlu: so if the goal is to get Rent stuck in my head you've succeeded but I wouldn't usually expect that to be your goal
<schwal> Mriswith: dunno.
<feriority> fight fire
<rcombs> feriority: fight with fire
<Shrdlu> relsqui: it isn't always but it was right then, why?
<feriority> rcombs: I like yours better
*** Mriswith is now known as Jack_Trades
<Shrdlu> or rather, why wouldn't you expect that?
<rcombs> Ariamis: I'm only on B
<puddle> honey attracts flies
<rcombs> Call a spade
<Jack_Trades> I am now Jack Trades, Master on None
<relsqui> Shrdlu: oh, I dunno, it's not in my head as "things shrdlu knows/likes well enough to be probably thinking of." should it be?
<OnVar> "A penny thoughts."
<Stereo> it'll be cold in hell.
<Jack_Trades> err, Master OF None. Stupid fingers...
<Shrdlu> you'll catch more honey with vinegar
<relsqui> haha
<Shrdlu> relsqui: I'm not, like, into it, but I enjoyed it and I have the soundtrack someplace
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Lhyzz
<relsqui> :)
<schwal> "The road to hell is paved with good"
<Walther> Bucket: remember Shrdlu vinegar
<Bucket> Okay, Walther, remembering "you'll catch more honey with vinegar".
<rcombs> children should be seen and heard
<Shrdlu> Bucket: forget that
<Bucket> Okay, Shrdlu, forgot that Shrdlu quotes <reply> <Shrdlu> you'll catch more honey with vinegar
<puddle> there's no show business like business
<rcombs> close your eyes and think [of England]
<rcombs> puddle: s/ show//?
<feriority> you can't teach a dog tricks
<puddle> yeah.
<relsqui> have a nail.
<schwal> "End the means"
<puddle> Rome wasn't build
<feriority> like taking a baby
<puddle> built.
<Ori> between a rock.
<OnVar> "The customer is always"
<rcombs> coming in on a wing [and a prayer]
<schwal> "Idle hands are the plaything"
<Stereo> hands are the devil's.
<rcombs> curiosity killed
<feriority> idle hands play
<tomatosalad> I wish HD VHS was a thing
<rcombs> cut the chase
<rcombs> tomatosalad: there's SVHS
<rcombs> tomatosalad: not HD, but better-quality
<schwal> "Schemes of mice often go awry"
<puddle> a penny saved is a penny.
<relsqui> all play makes jack a dull boy
<rcombs> puddle: that one was one of the first people did
<puddle> oh
<Lhyzz> The apple doesn't fall far.
<rcombs> tomatosalad: and I'm sure there's some sort of HD tape deck system I don't know about
<tomatosalad> "Far fall from the tree"
<schwal> [the age of] miracles is past
<relsqui> better to have lost than loved.
<tomatosalad> relsqui: that sounds like a terrible emo band lyric
<Walther> you're not doing it right, you're just reversing the ones
<Lhyzz> "Diamonds are a best friend."
<Walther> Shrdlu at least twisted the meaning
<relsqui> Walther: I'm not! that was very careful
<schwal> "Set a thief to catch"
<rcombs> as different as cheese
<Ariamis> "Diamonds are best."
<Shrdlu> Walther: even if you were the arbiter I don't know why I would be the reference implementation
<schwal> "Shrouds have pockets"
<rcombs> have them do unto you
<relsqui> Walther: better to have (loved and) lost than (never to have) loved (at all)
<rcombs> better: have them do you
<Walther> Shrdlu: because you omitted the flies that are the actual "important" part of the sentence
<Jack_Trades> "'Tis better to have lost, than never to have"
<Ariamis> ++++++
<Walther> relsqui: ...ohwait, yes
<Shrdlu> Walther: I mean, I remember what joke I made
<schwal> "Spare the rod and the child"
<Walther> schwal++
<Bucket> schwalbe
<relsqui> Walther: hmph
<rcombs> a dog is a man's
<feriority> "rod the child"
<Bucket> http://rodthechild.tumblr.com/
<relsqui> schwal: that's a good one
<Bucket> Thanks, I try.
<Lhyzz> Nobody here gets to decide how to do it "right" -- don't redo other people's attempts like you could do it better. It's pretty dickish.
<Walther> relsqui: sorry :< it's still just 09:25 in the morning
<puddle> the more things, the more they stay the same
<Walther> yesyesyes sorry guys!
<relsqui> eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow.
<Walther> you're all awesome!
<Bucket> Except Mriswith.
* Walther hugs all
<Ariamis> puddle: I like it, some kind of entropy-gravity law.
<Walther> no bad feelings right?
<rcombs> don't look a gift horse
<Ariamis> don't look in the mouth
<rcombs> don't look in the mouth
<Ariamis> seriously, don't
<feriority> House cannot stand
<Ariamis> rcombs is in there
<rcombs> Ariamis: ^5
<Lhyzz> don't look a horse in the  mouth
<schwal> "Red at night, shepherds warning"
<rcombs> Lhyzz++ best
<Ori> Walther: Woah. You are at exactly the time zone as I am. To the minute.
<Walther> Sweet home.
<feriority> "Look, a horse!"
<rcombs> down in the dump[s]
<Shrdlu> schwal: red touches black, you're a dead fellow
<Jack_Trades> Look, a distraction
<Bucket> Huh? Where? I don't see anyth... Hey! That's not funny!
<Walther> Ori: well surprise surprise
<schwal> Shrdlu: Don't know that one.
<rcombs> Ori: <_<
<Ariamis> Bucket: remember Ori time zone
<Bucket> Okay, Ariamis, remembering "Woah. You are at exactly the time zone as I am. To the minute.".
<Ori> Well, I guess "to the minute" is stupi...yeah yeah
<Ori> Oh no
<Ori> Now I did it
<Lhyzz> Kiss frogs.
<Ariamis> You played with my heart!
<Walther> it's funny, don't worry
<Walther> Sweet dreams are made.
<feriority> "brevity is wit"
<relsqui> give a man himself
<Walther> Teach a man to fish.
<relsqui> fences make good.
<puddle> if at first you succeed, try, try again
<feriority> beauty is skin
<Walther> Gras is greenr.
<schwal> "Procrastination is time"
<relsqui> can we do it on a letter level instead of a word level?
<rcombs> eeney meeney miney
<relsqui> if so, hell hath no fury like a scone.
* Ariamis pages up for what seems like forever
<rcombs> relsqui: sure, and nice
<Walther> hm, my left hand seems weak. re: Grass is green.
<Ariamis> relsqui++
<Bucket> Okay, Ariamis, relsqui's karma is now 656.
<Lhyzz> "Brevity."
<rcombs> relsqui: but I think it's better with words in general
<Ariamis> hahahahahaha, Lhyzz++
<relsqui> yeah, agreed
<rcombs> relsqui: as a rule "if it's funny it goes"
<feriority> blood is thick
<schwal> "Old soldiers die"
<Lhyzz> "Grass is always on the other side."
<rcombs> Elvis has left
<Ariamis> schwal++ =(
<Bucket> schwalbe
<Ariamis> schwal and Lhyzz are on fire
<Walther> Lhyzz++
<Bucket> Lhzaa
<Walther> (btw we need to quote all these at the end)
<Shrdlu> live fast, die good-looking
<schwal> "One who lives, dies by the sword"
<relsqui> those who can, teach.
<rcombs> the face that launched
<relsqui> any job is worth doing well.
<Ariamis> relsqui, I like it.
<Shrdlu> The perfect is good.
<Ariamis> you only live once
<Bucket> Unless your name is Durnik.
<uberushaximus> the hand that feeds
<Walther> uberushaximus: or, don't bite the hand
<rcombs> it fell off the back
<rcombs> uberushaximus: that's already an idiom
<rcombs> Ariamis--
<Bucket> Ariamis is a bit slow
<Renc> the pen is mightier
<feriority> pain, gain
<schwal> "Never put off today"
<Walther> the pen is a sword
<uberushaximus> the mightier sword
<feriority> power, absolutely
<Walther> feriority++
<Ariamis> schwal: yes!
<rcombs> fi, fie, fo, fum, I smell blood
<schwal> "Never speak of the dead"
<relsqui> no one can make you consent.
<Ori> Don't drink and drive, smoke.
<rcombs> flying by the seat
<feriority> things come in packages
<Walther> :D
<Antipaganda> fly by your pants
<Lhyzz> If you have nothing to say, don't say anything.
<Stereo> good things come?
<Ariamis> relsqui, that made me realise this corruption: "your kink is not okay"
<relsqui> D:
<Ariamis> lhyzz++, feriority++
<Ariamis> so much karma in here
<Ori> PF haha, Lhyzz
<relsqui> *several* of my kinks are okay
<rcombs> forgive them for they know what they do
<Ariamis> relsqui: we're not here to judge, this is about who keeps stealing my lunch from the fridge
<schwal> "Many a word is spoken"
<Walther> Lhyzz: hm, wait, isn't that already an idiom as is?
<relsqui> Walther: "nothing nice"
<Ariamis> relsqui: unless your kinks involve stealing my lunch, in which case YKINOK
<Walther> Ah
<rcombs> Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me ears
<Walther> right :D
<relsqui> Bucket: remember Ariamis kink
<Bucket> Okay, relsqui, remembering "unless your kinks involve stealing my lunch, in which case YKINOK".
<Ariamis> "Silence."
<Walther> There is no lunch.
<Lhyzz> Walther: it's missing the word "nice"
<Antipaganda> Science is golden.
<schwal> "Many hands make work"
<Walther> Antipaganda++
<feriority> truth is strange
<Bucket> "Truth Is Strange" would be a good name for a band.
<Walther> relsqui: i count on you to collect these in the end =3
<Lhyzz> YKINOK? You Know I Nuzzle Orange Kitties
<Renc> truth is fiction
<schwal> "Mighty acorns grow"
<rcombs> genius is 99 percent perspiration
<Ariamis> Walther: we need somebody with nothing better to do
<Lhyzz> "Like a cat in a room."
<rcombs> better: genis is 1 percent perspiration
<Ariamis> Renc: niiice
<relsqui> Walther: fuck no
<Bucket> Fuck no, Bills :D
<Ariamis> "Way to skin a cat!"
<relsqui> Walther: I curate, I don't collect
<Walther> heh
* relsqui cbf with field work
<schwal> "More speed!"
<rcombs> give a man a fish and you will feed him
<Renc> there's more than one cat
<Walther> teach a fish to man
<feriority> strokes great oaks
<relsqui> teach a fish for the rest of his life
<schwal> "Music has to soothe the savage beast" Or else we are totally screwed.
<rcombs> going in a hand basket
<Ariamis> relsqui++
<Bucket> relsqui is DESU KOMMANDANT
<Lhyzz> "Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a lifetime."
<relsqui> haha
<Renc> give a man a fish and you'll set him on fire
<schwal> "Laugh and the world weeps"
<uberushaximus> teach a man to fire a fish
<rcombs> take it with [a grain of] salt
<feriority> if you give a mouse, he'll ask for milk
<Vossy_> Bucket, Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for life <reply> give a man a fish and you'll set him on fire
<Bucket> Okay, Vossy_.
<Walther> take it with grain
<Antipaganda> 4:30 and it's already dark
<feriority> you can't stand the kitchen
<Ariamis> Spend money on the [things which sit between you and the] ground.
<Antipaganda> damn you, living on a sphere!
<Antipaganda> I wanna live on an Orbital.
*** Vossy_ is now known as Vossy
<Kliment> Okay humans, I managed to snap a photo of one of the great tits in the garden. They sure are hyperactive
<schwal> "Little strokes great oaks"
<rcombs> hard cases make [bad] law
<Ariamis> hehe, Kliment 
<Lhyzz> Vossy: that makes no sense. why would anyone say that?
<relsqui> 23:25:09 <@Lhyzz> Nobody here gets to decide how to do it "right" -- don't redo other people's attempts like you could do it better. It's pretty dickish.
<puddle> this is really off-topic but I was thinking of an Old Navy ad like "this sale is so hot you'll stop, shop 'til you drop, and roll" with creepy mannequins by a shopping cart actually dropping to the ground and bursting into flames.
<relsqui> <_<
<schwal> "Keep dry"
<Ariamis> Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. ^Lhyzz
<schwal> [your powder]
<Lhyzz> relsqui: er, I meant teaching Bucket that as a trigger
<Vossy> Lhyzz, you are very correct... I'm too tired
<Lhyzz> relsqui: as in, when would that ever be triggered outside this specific game we're playing?
<rcombs> he who laughs [last] laughs [longest]
<Vossy> Bucket, undo last
<Bucket> Sorry, Vossy, you can't undo that.
<relsqui> oh! I see. sorry
<relsqui> misparsed it
<relsqui> you are right.
<feriority> offense is the best
<schwal> "If anything can, it will"
<Walther> schwal++ <3
<Ariamis> schwal++
<Bucket> schwalbe
<Renc> Never squat [with your spurs on]
<feriority> speak loud words
<Walther> Bucket: broken <reply> If anything can, it will.
<Bucket> Okay, Walther.
<rcombs> Lhyzz: I've seen a few instances of people retrying ones other people have already done and the original attempter acknowledging the second one's superiority
<schwal> "If god had meant to fly, he would have wings"
<Walther> I think I am
<rcombs> hell hath no fury like a woman [scorned]
<relsqui> schwal: ha
<Ariamis> hell hath no woman
<Walther> hell hath no woman
<relsqui> nice.
<phthano> "A hand in the bush is worth two in the bird."
* Ariamis hi5 Walther 
* Walther ^5's Ariamis 
<Walther> :D
<Ariamis> :D
<schwal> "Hell hath no scorn"
<Renc> The grass is always greener.
<feriority> the gods die young
<rcombs> phthano: that's not removing, that's rearranging
<Walther> rcombs: still funny, so whta gives :D
<phthano> rcombs: That's fair.
<rcombs> honesty is the best
<puddle> if you're happy you know your hands
<Kliment> Is imgur fucked again
<feriority> you can't make a silk sow
<schwal> "If you cannot stand, get out of the kitchen"
<rcombs> A horse, a horse, my kingdom
<phthano> "Don't look a horse in the mouth."
<Renc> you can lead a horse to water, make it drink
<Walther> don't look in the mouth
<uberushaximus> Don't horse in the mouth
<phthano> "Don't mouth."
<relsqui> rcombs: a horse for a horse
<Renc> you can't drink
<Kliment> The bird gets the worm
<relsqui> rcombs: (... leaves the whole world blind?)
<rcombs> <_<
<rcombs> lulz
<Antipaganda> only the good die
<schwal> relsqui: Leaves the whole world walking.
<Kliment> Keep your friends close and your enemies
<rcombs> I have nothing to offer but blood and tears
<Antipaganda> a shoe for a shoe leaves the whole world shuffling in circles
<rcombs> if you can't stand the heat, get out
<Renc> a shoe for a shoe leaves the whole world with one shoe that doesn't fit
<Ariamis> getting bored of idiom hour
<Kliment> Abandon all hope, Yahoo, enter here
<Ariamis> walk a mile in shoes
<puddle> okay, I'm cheating and googling a website
<feriority> the darkest hour is the dawn
<relsqui> puddle: that's okay, so is everyone else
<Kliment> I'm not
<Bucket> Only the true Messiah denies His divinity!
<Kliment> He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
<Savitry> xkcd, I have to ask an awful question. please don't think less of me.
<schwal> "It is better to curse"
<phthano> puddle: Websites are mostly the things I google.
<rcombs> The true Messiah denies divinity
<schwal> "It is no use locking the horse"
<Kliment> A penny saved is a penny
<Antipaganda> savitry: you are cursed, and your children are cursed, for your temerity.
<Savitry> actually, wait! no I don't. google has answered me.
<rcombs> it ain't over till the lady sings
<rcombs> alt: it ain't over till the fat sings
<feriority> money is the root of all
<Antipaganda> oh man, now I'll never knwo
<Antipaganda> ow
<Ariamis> Savitry: what was your question?!
<Kliment> Too many cooks the broth
<rcombs> it's better to [give than to] receive
<schwal> "Half a loaf is bread"
<rcombs> it's better to [light a candle than] curse the darkness
<schwal> "Hard work did harm"
<Ariamis> I still like "A good man is hard".
<Kliment> All work and play leaves Jack a dull boy.
<Antipaganda> kill you, makes you stronger.
<Renc> I still like "All work makes jack"
<rcombs> Jack of all trades, master
<relsqui> Savitry: wait, what was it?
<Quix0te> Nice guys finish.
<Savitry> relsqui: no, no, it's fine
<relsqui> Quix0te: guys finish last.
<feriority> it's no use crying milk
<relsqui> feriority: augh
<relsqui> true
<Quix0te> relsqui: touché
<schwal> "Give a man rope"
<Ariamis> Savitry: asdjkn
<rcombs> feriority: that is far better than mine earlier
<puddle> Don't cut off your face
<Kliment> Let dogs lie
<rcombs> keep a stiff lip
<uberushaximus> keep a stiff
<feriority> it is better to recieve
<rcombs> feriority: already had that one
<rcombs> everything but the kitchen
<schwal> "Fools in angels"
<feriority> a stone gathers moss
<puddle> Absolute power absolutely!
<puddle> :D
<feriority> measure and cut once
<schwal> "Failing to plan is planning"
<rcombs> life's not all beer
<rcombs> alt: life's not all skittles
<feriority> fish rots the head
<rcombs> like a chicken with its head
<Ariamis> I'd just like it to be known, because it's mildly amusing, that I spent five #bucket lines trying to trigger one of two factoids on "I'm not" and had Bucket dump the both of them for persistence.
<feriority> a friend is a friend
<schwal> "Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow"
<Quix0te> Idle are The Devil's playthings.
<feriority> schwal: "eat, drink, and be merry tomorrow"
<relsqui> schwal: weird, that's exactly the way I punctuated that
<uberushaximus> hands are the devil
<Savitry> "The sun always"
<Bucket> "The Sun Always" would make a good name for a band.
<relsqui> schwal: I'm not being all "I did that one first!" I'm just amused we got to exactly the same one
<schwal> relsqui: huh, missed yours.
<schwal> And I usually oxford comma as well.
<relsqui> oh, I guess I did
<feriority> if it broke, fix it
<schwal> "Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die" is wikipedias version.
<puddle> when in Roman, do the Romans
<rcombs> make him an offer he can refuse
<puddle> Rome
<puddle> <_<
<Savitry> if you're already in the roman..
<rcombs> Savitry++
<Quix0te> Don't say ain't a word
<schwal> "Do not make a mole hill"
<relsqui> unless you're a mole
<relsqui> then it's okay
<schwal> Fuck moles.
<relsqui> haha
<feriority> the cat's mice will play
<Quix0te> wait
<puddle> There's no such thing as lunch.
<Quix0te> Don't say ain't ain't a word
<Quix0te> duh
<relsqui> puddle: haha
<Renc> It is better to have lost than to have loved at all
<rcombs> misery acquaints strange bedfellows
<Quix0te> Renc++
<Ori> If muhammed doesn't come to the mountain.
<maxh> Then we're utterly fucked.
<wei2912> Bucket: remember Renc loved
<Bucket> Okay, wei2912, remembering "It is better to have lost than to have loved at all".
<rcombs> Ori: "the mountain doesn't come to muhammed"
* Renc wonders if Renc quotes is aliased to Rena quotes.
<wei2912> yep they are
<wei2912> Bucket: literal[*] Rena quotes
<Bucket> wei2912: Here's the full list (139): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_Rena%20quotes.txt
<wei2912> Renc: wait, they aren't
<rcombs> Renc: what happened to Renb?
<wei2912> and i mistook your name!
<wei2912> Bucket: literal[*] Renc quotes
<Bucket> wei2912: Here's the full list (1): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_Renc%20quotes.txt
<wei2912> hmmm
<Renc> every time I disconnect I increment
<wei2912> Renc: ask for an alias?
<schwal> "Caesar['s wife] must be above suspicion"
<rcombs> Necessity is the mother
<tomatosalad> is this still happening?
<schwal> "Children should be seen and heard"
<rcombs> man is an island
<feriority> birds flock
<Quix0te> last one's a rotten egg!
<rcombs> not playing with a [full] deck
<feriority> "do it yourself"
<tomatosalad> I woke up without pants this morning with blankets and pillows everywhere
<rcombs> nothing is certain but taxes
<rcombs> alt: nothing is certain but death
<tomatosalad> I don't remember going to bed
<tomatosalad> or dreaming
<rcombs> tomatosalad: how do you know you're not dreaming right now?
<schwal> "barking dogs bite"
<rcombs> Oh, they have slain LadyMondegreen
<tomatosalad> rcombs: I never IRC in draems
<relsqui> rcombs: haha
<rcombs> tomatosalad: oh? Are you sure?
<puddle> You can't always want.
<schwal> "Better the devil"
<feriority> puddle: but sometimes you can need
<Quix0te> puddle: but if you get what you need?
<LadyMondegreen> rcombs: and the Earl o' Moray
<schwal> "All ends"
<Quix0te> meh, I should go back to bed
<Renc> Bucket, iPhone <reply>I asked Siri for legal advice. She said "iANAL."
<Bucket> Okay, Renc.
<feriority> you made your bed, now lie
<rcombs> one does not make a summer
<Quix0te> Early bed to rise!
<rcombs> ([swallow])
<puddle> An apple keeps the doctor.
<feriority> revenge is cold
<puddle> Rolling gathers moss.
<rcombs> [over]paid, [over]sexed, over here
<mdia> Every dog has.
<rcombs> feriority: good one; similar to the original in here ("Revenge is a dish best served")
<schwal> "All roads lead"
<Renc> if you lie down with dogs, you'll wake up [with fleas]
<AlcariTheMad> With devotion's visage and pious action we do the devil himself.
<Renc> All who wander are lost.
<Ori> "Revenge is a dish best served" was actually said in a sitcom by an, unsurprisingly, stupid character.
<rcombs> Ori: what sitcom? I didn't reference it deliberately
<feriority> when you seek revenge, dig
<schwal> "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is men"
<rcombs> a plague on [both] your house[s]
<Ori> Party Down. It's a great one actually.
<feriority> schwal++
<Bucket> schwalbe
<rcombs> schwal++
<Bucket> schwalbe
<puddle> A drowning man will clutch.
<mdia> Eyes are windows.
<rcombs> the pot calling the kettle
<Ori> Ring ring
<Bucket> IT'S THE BRAIN.
<Quix0te> Are you what I am?
* schwal gets out his book of latin proverbs
<Walther> I came [saw, won]
<rcombs> I need sleep; night guys. Someone PLEASE xkcdb this epicosity
<rcombs> 'night all
<Bucket> 'night rcombs
<Quix0te> heh
<Walther> revenge is served
<Bucket> http://revengeisserved.tumblr.com/
<schwal> "[Fear, not] Kindness restrains the wicked"
<Quix0te> that's gonna be either a long-ass quote or a whole bunch of them
<Bucket> that's gonna be either a long ass-quote or a whole bunch of them
<Quix0te> bucket, what was that
<Bucket> Quix0te: That was ''night all' (#140295): <reply> 'night rcombs
<lilmisschaos> FUCK
<lilmisschaos> I just got pop on my laptop
<Quix0te> oh, okay that
<Walther> lilmisschaos: i read that as "poop"
<Walther> lilmisschaos: and i certainly hope that's not the case
<puddle> aaand off the trend, nature abhors a vacuum but I just abhor vacuuming
<lilmisschaos> Walther: That'd be a shitty sitution
<Kliment> Revenge is a dish.
<Ori> puddle: Hah
<Quix0te> Is a dish best served cold?
<schwal> "[It's too late to] ask advice when danger comes"
<Ori> Pudding is a dish best served cold.
<Ori> To bring this thread to its conclusion.
<lilmisschaos> Walther: I don't want to have to wake up early to write a final exam
<schwal> Okay, I can't think of how to twist it, but "It's better to profit by a horrible example than to be one"
<Kliment> schwal: It's a horrible example to be.
<schwal> Good one
* Bucket throws rotten fruit at schwal
<Walther> profit by a horrible one
<Renc> it's better to profit
<schwal> "If fortune wants to do you [in], she makes you stupid"
<Kliment> Luck favors the man.
<feriority> cheaters prosper
<feriority> (alternatively, crime pays)
<Holzi> mornin
* Bucket releases a cricket
<Quix0te> Only you can help forest fires.
<Kliment> Oh, we're doing quotes now?
<Kliment> The market can remain irrational for longer.
<Walther> Dumb [ways] to die
<AlcariTheMad> fools rush in where angels tread.
<Kliment> [than you can remain solvent]
<Kliment> The devil quotes scripture.
<Walther> A friend is in need.
<Walther> reads like the devil
<Quix0te> Friends don't let friends drive.
<Walther> Friends don't let friends.
<Walther> (let as in rent, iirc that word had that meaning as well?)
<relsqui> sure. room to let.
<Quix0te> is that a Britishism? I've never heard it
<Walther> probably
<Bucket> What could go wrong?
<AlcariTheMad> those whom gods would destroy, they first make
<feriority> relsqui: I don't get that one
<relsqui> if you had a really good NLP engine you could generate these programatically
<relsqui> it wouldn't be able to gauge funny but it would be better at weird than we are
<relsqui> feriority: that wasn't a proverb
<Walther> relsqui: ...neurolinguistic programming? not sure how that applies here :P=
<Quix0te> NLP?
<feriority> oh, wait, that wasn't - right
<relsqui> juts saying "room to let" is an expression
<feriority> natural language processing
<schwal> "Everybody lives; [not] everybody deserves to."
<relsqui> what feriority said
<Walther> schwal: <3
<Quix0te> When in Rome, do the Romans.
<Ori> Swallow [your pride].
<schwal> "A man must have some wit [to know that he is a fool]"
<Walther> A man must have a fool
<schwal> I like this one as it is, but feel free to twist it. "If only we would become when well the men we promised to become when sick" -Pliny the younger
<AlcariTheMad> Nymph, in thy / Be all my sins.
<Kliment> If only we would become men when sick.
<schwal> "He preferred [being] a good man [to looking like one]"
<Kliment> Sticks and stones can break my words.
<puddle> what if every cloud had a stomach lining instead of a silver one
<relsqui> Bucket: remember puddle cloud
<Bucket> Okay, relsqui, remembering "what if every cloud had a stomach lining instead of a silver one".
<Quix0te> More electricity than I need, or lettuce dreams.
<Kliment> puddle: Raining diarrhea?
<puddle> it could happen in certain Stephen King-like universes
<Quix0te> meh
<Kliment> puddle: YOu mean Salvador Dalí-like universes
<Quix0te> The persistence of... what that thing called, again?
<schwal> I think we just found this channel's new motto: "Exuberance is easily corrected, dullness is incurable"
<Kliment> puddle: Oh, I think you will like what I did yesterday
<puddle> go on
* puddle leans forward
<Savitry> did you shit from the sky?
<Kliment> puddle: I had the following image printed in huge size and put it on my wall, right next to the spot where my girlfriend always leans on the radiator when she's cold
<Kliment> puddle: https://rately-product-images.s3.amazonaws.com/production/product/cdn_image/50434687843f9c17ea00635b/cute-kitten-sleeping-in-radiator.jpg
<puddle> aw
<schwal> "It's best to do [favors for] people with good memories"
<puddle> kitty :#
<puddle> :D
<Kliment> puddle: Yes!
<puddle> I am very pleased
<Kliment> puddle: I expected no less from the cat librarian.
<puddle> may the force of felines be with you
<Kliment> Purrmen
<relsqui> Kliment: haha, what did she think of it?
<relsqui> Bucket: remember schwal motto
<Bucket> Okay, relsqui, remembering "I think we just found this channel's new motto: "Exuberance is easily corrected, dullness is incurable"".
<AlcariTheMad> [Don't] stick your dick in crazy.
<Walther> Kliment: sticks and stones may break
<schwal> relsqui: :D
<Kliment> relsqui: It's a birthday present. She totally loves it.
<relsqui> hee
<Walther> Kliment: <3 photos, <3 photo prints
<Walther> I have still yet to find a decently priced print service for poster-sized stuff
<schwal> A way darker version just occurred to me: "Drink, for tomorrow we die."
<relsqui> eat and we die
<Walther> schwal: what's the original?
<schwal> Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die
<Quix0te> Drink and marry tomorrow
<Quix0te> homophones allowed? *shrug*
<Stereo> Tomorrow, we dine.
<Stereo> and the day after.
<schwal> heh "Everyone would have thought him fit to rule if only he never had"
<AlcariTheMad> Do others as you wish others to do you.
<relsqui> there's nothing under the sun
<Stereo> The emperor has clothes.
<Kliment> The dead live king.
<schwal> Okay, we've kept an hour going for 2 hours, I think that's a record.
<Kliment> The [king is] dead[, long] live [the] king.
<Kliment> God the Queen.
<Bucket> http://godthequeen.tumblr.com/
<schwal> "Cry and let slip the dogs"
<Kliment> Live and let.
<Quix0te> I like the deserts, Miss Rain.
<schwal> Don't know that one.
<Quix0te> it's an old song by a group called Everything But the Girl, often misattributed to Sade
<Quix0te> so clearly you can see how little steam I'm running off of, here :P
<Quix0te> and now I wanna listen to some Sade before I try going to bed again
<Quix0te> what's that one song by her that I love? anybody know? :p
<relsqui> schwal: cry and let the dogs war
<schwal> heh
<Savitry> As above, so below, there is no love
<Walther> Baby don't hurt me.
<Bucket> no more
<uberushaximus> What is love?
<Bucket> Something you'll never get, uberushaximus.  Especially from Quix0te, they NEVER puts out.
<uberushaximus> :(
<relsqui> all's in love
<relsqui> Bucket: forget that
<Bucket> Okay, relsqui, forgot that what is love <reply> Something you'll never get, $who.  Especially from $someone, $heshe NEVER puts out.
<Walther> Time likes an arrow.
<Kliment> Fruit like a banana
<schwal> Fruit likes a banana
<schwal> dammit
<Bucket> http://i.imgur.com/Xd0sg.jpg
<Walther> Time flies like a banana?
<schwal> fruit
<Savitry> A bird in the hand is worth the bush.
* Walther throws a banana in Bucket 
<Walther> a hand in the bush is worth it?
* Quix0te puts a Sade record in Bucket
* Bucket is now carrying a Sade record.
<Walther> killing two birds with one scone
<Quix0te> damn, it's been SO freaking long since I've listened to Sade
<Savitry> what can you do with water under the bridge
* schwal puts Bill Spence and Fennig's All-stars in Bucket.
* Bucket hands schwal a hairball in exchange for Bill Spence and Fennig's All-stars
<schwal> yuck
<Savitry> the bigger they are the harder [they fall]
<Renc> oh my god Bell what the fuck am I paying you for.
<schwal> I don't actually like them all that much, but they have a crazy name and equally crazy album covers.
<Savitry> We got off [on the] wrong [foot], Walther
<Savitry> keep your chin.
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<rcombs> $ grep -hA 1137 "] <Ariamis> cereal is best eaten" \#xkcd_20130618.log | grep -vE "(Quits|Joins):|is now known as" | iconv -s | sed -E "s/^.{11}//" | gist
<rcombs> https://gist.github.com/5807331
<Starholme> In #xkcd, too much information is a line rarely crossed, but when line need crossing you can count on khmer to cross, doublecross, and create a fetish of any line imaginable.
<Ticamai> I would really love it if I could just remount my main drive and continue on with life
<Frowardd> khmer do you fully defoliate?
<rcombs> Bucket: remember Starholme cross
<Bucket> Okay, rcombs, remembering "In #xkcd, too much information is a line rarely crossed, but when line need crossing you can count on khmer to cross, doublecross, and create a fetish of any line imaginable.".
<mjr>  ,73
<bearachute> i can't believe i went through that whole thing to see if i talked at all rcombs
* bearachute needs his brain to form into less mush
<rcombs> I need to strip out all the unrelated stuff
<rcombs> is 1137 pre-strip lines a record?
<rcombs> erm, 1138
<whiskeyish> you know, i was riding a wave of tiny pig gif euphoria until i started thinking about sweaty balls.
<bearachute> i'm trying to find a decent schedule for school where i'm not doing stuff on saturday night/sunday morning trying to get them in
<IceKarma> khmer, and no, I was not suggesting you epoxy your ballsac to your leg =P
<bearachute> bucket, remember whiskeyish pig
<Bucket> Okay, bearachute, remembering "you know, i was riding a wave of tiny pig gif euphoria until i started thinking about sweaty balls.".
<khmer> lol @ ballsac
<khmer> is that the canadian spelling
<IceKarma> no, just the IceKarma one =P
<Ticamai> khmer: epoxy your ballsack to your leg.
<rcombs> it's the spider spelling
<Frowardd> khmer, I repeat my previous question: do you fully defoliate?
<khmer> no but i do in key locations
* IceKarma removes all of Frowardd's leaves
<rcombs> so 1072 lines after stripping joins, parts, and nick changes
<Frowardd> I hit mine with a buzzer with a #1 guard, actually shaving turns it into a wet mess
<rcombs> actually, now that I think about it there's a relevant nick change in there
<Frowardd> gets kinda drippy in the southern humidity