Some more random assignment thing.

WankingWallaby.java

/*
 * Copyright (c) 2014 Resi Respati <[email protected]>
 *
 * This work is free. You can redistribute it and/or modify it under the
 * terms of the Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License, Version 2,
 * as published by Sam Hocevar. See http://www.wtfpl.net/ for more details.
 *
 */

import java.util.*;

/**
 * Some fucking storefront or other shit.
 */
public class WankingWallaby {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        //Classy as fuck header.
        int width = 80;
        String msg0 = "Welcome to Bluejack Store";
        String msg1 = "====================================";

        int offset0 = (width / 2) + (msg0.length() / 2);
        int offset1 = (width / 2) + (msg1.length() / 2);
        System.out.printf("%" + offset0 + "s\n", msg0);
        System.out.printf("%" + offset1 + "s\n\n", msg1);

        //Think using consoles are easy? Heh, try the goddamn Linux terminal.
        Scanner console = new Scanner(System.in);


        //This shit lets you input a name so we can know who the fuck is using this.
        System.out.print("Enter your name: ");
        String n = console.nextLine();

        //Alright, now welcome to the fucking storefront.
        System.out.println("\nHai " + n + ",");
        System.out.println("List Item [0 if you don't want to order] :");

        //We don't accept Bitcoins, you fuck.
        String curr = "Rp.";

        //Here's the fucking price tag, bitches.
        String[] itemList = {"CPU", "Monitor", "Keyboard", "Mouse", "Printer"};
        double[] pTag = {2000000, 2400000, 200000, 150000, 850000};

        System.out.printf("%-10s %-3s %,13.2f %2s", itemList[0], curr, pTag[0], ": ");
        int qty0 = console.nextInt();

        System.out.printf("%-10s %-3s %,13.2f %2s", itemList[1], curr, pTag[1], ": ");
        int qty1 = console.nextInt();

        System.out.printf("%-10s %-3s %,13.2f %2s", itemList[2], curr, pTag[2], ": ");
        int qty2 = console.nextInt();

        System.out.printf("%-10s %-3s %,13.2f %2s", itemList[3], curr, pTag[3], ": ");
        int qty3 = console.nextInt();

        System.out.printf("%-10s %-3s %,13.2f %2s", itemList[4], curr, pTag[4], ": ");
        int qty4 = console.nextInt();

        //Calculates total.
        double t0 = pTag[0] * qty0;
        double t1 = pTag[1] * qty1;
        double t2 = pTag[2] * qty2;
        double t3 = pTag[3] * qty3;
        double t4 = pTag[4] * qty4;

        double gTotal = t0+t1+t2+t3+t4;

        //Now we're going to display how much money you wasted buying our shit.
        System.out.println("\nPurchase List :");

        System.out.printf("%-10s : %1d = %-3s %,13.2f\n", itemList[0], qty0, curr, t0);
        System.out.printf("%-10s : %1d = %-3s %,13.2f\n", itemList[1], qty1, curr, t1);
        System.out.printf("%-10s : %1d = %-3s %,13.2f\n", itemList[2], qty2, curr, t2);
        System.out.printf("%-10s : %1d = %-3s %,13.2f\n", itemList[3], qty3, curr, t3);
        System.out.printf("%-10s : %1d = %-3s %,13.2f\n", itemList[4], qty4, curr, t4);

        //Again, we don't fucking accept Bitcoins.
        System.out.printf("\n%-10s : %-3s %,13.2f\n", "Total", curr, gTotal);

        System.out.println("\nThank you for shopping with us!");
    }
}