Tinkering with v8

console.js

function Console() {
}

Console.prototype.log = function() {
  print(...arguments);
}

Console.prototype.error = function() {
  print(...arguments);
}

const console = new Console();

console.log('hey', 'there');

v8.md

If you install v8 and try it out on the command line, you'll notice a lack of console.log (same for d8). The only related function I found available was print, so I made a fake console.log. Since I'm on V8 version 4.8.271.17, the spread operator is available.

function log() {
  print(...arguments)
}

That's clearly missing nuance, though it was fun.