My new favourite pie and musl static binaries are sooooooo small!

static-pie.c

$> cat static-pie.c
#include <stdio.h>

int main(void) {
    printf("%p\n", main);
}
$> gcc -static static-pie.c
$> ./a.out
0x7422f6eb35c5
$> ./a.out
0x76d64a08b5c5
$> gcc -fpie -static static-pie.c
$> ./a.out
0x6c23374a85c5
$> ./a.out
0x77d7948d15c5
$> strip -S a.out
$> ls -lh a.out
-rwxr-xr-x    1 ganwell  ganwell    22.7K May 25 14:38 a.out