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| RT363 | |
| Matt Hackett | |
| TEAMOCIL | |
| MAN | |
| Honey (coughing)! Honey, I think I'm dying. | |
| WOMAN | |
| Aw, what's wrong sweetheart? Is something bothering you? | |
| MAN | |
| Yes, my throat is killing me! | |
| WOMAN | |
| What? I can't understand you. | |
| MAN | |
| It's my throat! | |
| WOMAN | |
| What? | |
| MAN | |
| Here, give me a pencil and paper. | |
| WOMAN | |
| Oh! You're hoarse because your throat is sore. | |
| MAN | |
| Yes! | |
| WOMAN | |
| Gee, that's a shame. | |
| MAN | |
| What? | |
| WOMAN | |
| Nothing dear. I'll get you fixed up. Take some TEAMOCIL and you'll feel better in no time! | |
| ANNOUNCER | |
| TEAMOCIL is a natural sedative made from fresh, crushed seal babies. Nothing beats its calming, soothing effect. You'll be surprised how much better you'll feel once you've had clubbed seals. | |
| MAN | |
| I feel so much better now. | |
| WOMAN | |
| What? | |
| MAN | |
| I said I feel so much better now! I feel so great I can sing again! La la la. | |
| WOMAN | |
| Oh, great. Thanks a ******* lot, TEAMOCIL. | |
| ANNOUNCER | |
| TEAMOCIL may cause slight blindness, impotency, lobotomy and explosion. Proud members of PITA. |
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