pg_elephant()

pg_elephant.c

#include "postgres.h"
#include "fmgr.h"

PG_MODULE_MAGIC;

PGDLLEXPORT Datum pg_elephant(PG_FUNCTION_ARGS);
PG_FUNCTION_INFO_V1(pg_elephant);

static const char * const elephant =
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Datum
pg_elephant(PG_FUNCTION_ARGS)
{
  PG_RETURN_TEXT_P(cstring_to_text(elephant));
};