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# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_ship_names

require 'md5'

shipnames = Array.new

#
# Culture
shipnames << "Lacking That Small Match Temperament"
shipnames << "It's My Party And I'll Sing If I Want To"
shipnames << "Bad for Business"
shipnames << "Lucid Nonsense"
shipnames << "Not Invented Here"
shipnames << "All Through With This Niceness And Negotiation Stuff"
shipnames << "Appeal To Reason"
shipnames << "Meatfucker"
shipnames << "Someone Else's Problem"
shipnames << "Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly"
shipnames << "Kiss My Ass"
shipnames << "Messenger of Truth"
shipnames << "Hand Me The Gun And Ask Me Again"
shipnames << "Arbitrary"
shipnames << "Sanctioned Parts List"
shipnames << "Zealot"
shipnames << "But Who's Counting?"
shipnames << "Tactical Grace"
shipnames << "The Anticipation Of A New Lover's Arrival"
shipnames << "A Series Of Unlikely Explanations"
shipnames << "Fixed Grin"
shipnames << "Nervous Energy"
shipnames << "The Hand of God 137"
shipnames << "Now We Try It My Way"
shipnames << "Me, I'm Counting"
shipnames << "Nuisance Value"
shipnames << "Killing Time"
shipnames << "Awkward Customer"
shipnames << "Space Monster"
shipnames << "What Are The Civilian Applications?"
shipnames << "Long View"
shipnames << "A Momentary Lapse Of Sanity"
shipnames << "Kiss This Then"
shipnames << "Reformed Nice Guy"
shipnames << "Wisdom Like Silence"
shipnames << "Cargo Cult"
shipnames << "Quietly Confident"
shipnames << "You'll Thank Me Later"
shipnames << "Pride Comes Before A Fall"
shipnames << "Break Even"
shipnames << "Xenoglossicist"
shipnames << "Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall"
shipnames << "Happy Idiot Talk"
shipnames << "Lapsed Pacifist"
shipnames << "Zero Credibility"
shipnames << "The Usual But Etymologically Unsatisfactory"
shipnames << "Partial Photic Boundary"
shipnames << "Death and Gravity"
shipnames << "Just Testing"
shipnames << "Different Tan"
shipnames << "Unacceptable Behaviour"
shipnames << "Never Talk To Strangers"
shipnames << "Another Fine Product From The Nonsense Factory"
shipnames << "Determinist"
shipnames << "Minority Report"
shipnames << "Heavy Messing"
shipnames << "Eschatologist"
shipnames << "Charming But Irrational"
shipnames << "Ethics Gradient"
shipnames << "Heresiarch"
shipnames << "Inappropriate Response"
shipnames << "I Thought He Was With You"
shipnames << "Vulgarian"
shipnames << "Youthful Indiscretion"
shipnames << "Conventional Wisdom"
shipnames << "Stranger Here Myself"
shipnames << "Use Psychology"
shipnames << "Armchair Traveller"
shipnames << "Highpoint"
shipnames << "Screw Loose"
shipnames << "Invincible"
shipnames << "Prosthetic Conscience"
shipnames << "Wingclipper"
shipnames << "Xenophobe"
shipnames << "Synchronize Your Dogmas"
shipnames << "Lasting Damage II"
shipnames << "We Haven't Met But You're A Great Fan Of Mine"
shipnames << "Soulhaven"
shipnames << "SacSlicer II"
shipnames << "Obliterating Angel"
shipnames << "Advanced Case Of Chronic Patheticism"
shipnames << "Shoot Them Later"
shipnames << "Problem Child"
shipnames << "Rubric Of Ruin"
shipnames << "Helpless In The Face Of Your Beauty"
shipnames << "The Scar Glamour"
shipnames << "Resistance Is Character-Forming"
shipnames << "It's Character Forming"
shipnames << "Dressed Up To Party"
shipnames << "Size Isn't Everything"
shipnames << "Seed Drill"
shipnames << "What Is The Answer and Why?"
shipnames << "Unwitting Accomplice"
shipnames << "Profit Margin"
shipnames << "Full Refund"
shipnames << "You'll Clean That Up Before You Leave"
shipnames << "Misophist"
shipnames << "Bodhisattva, OAQS"
shipnames << "Clear Air Turbulence"
shipnames << "Beastly To The Animals"
shipnames << "You Naughty Monsters"
shipnames << "So Much For Subtlety"
shipnames << "Eight Rounds Rapid"
shipnames << "Pure Big Mad Boat Man"
shipnames << "Within Reason"
shipnames << "No Fixed Abode"
shipnames << "Peace Makes Plenty"
shipnames << "Subtle Shift In Emphasis"
shipnames << "Yawning Angel"
shipnames << "Of Course I Still Love You"
shipnames << "Frightspear"
shipnames << "Dramatic Exit, Or, Thank you And Goodnight"
shipnames << "Fate Amenable To Change"
shipnames << "A Ship With A View"
shipnames << "You Would If You Really Loved Me"
shipnames << "Pelagian"
shipnames << "Lasting Damage I"
shipnames << "Limivourous"
shipnames << "God Told Me To Do It"
shipnames << "Just Another Victim Of The Ambient Morality"
shipnames << "Furious Purpose"
shipnames << "I Said, I've Got A Big Stick"
shipnames << "Sleeper Service"
shipnames << "Little Rascal"
shipnames << "It'll Be Over By Christmas"
shipnames << "Undesirable Alien"
shipnames << "Now Look What You've Made Me Do"
shipnames << "Liveware Problem"
shipnames << "Frank Exchange Of Views"
shipnames << "Gunboat Diplomat"
shipnames << "Trade Surplus"
shipnames << "Arrested Development"
shipnames << "Jaundiced Outlook"
shipnames << "Perfidy"
shipnames << "Piety"
shipnames << "Fine Till You Came Along"
shipnames << "Vision Of Hope Surpassed"
shipnames << "Prime Mover"
shipnames << "Bora Horza Gobuchul"
shipnames << "Only Slightly Bent"
shipnames << "Total Internal Reflection"
shipnames << "Not Wanted On Voyage"
shipnames << "Lightly Seared On The Reality Grill"
shipnames << "Sober Counsel"
shipnames << "Ravished By The Sheer Implausibility Of That Last Statement"
shipnames << "I Blame Your Mother"
shipnames << "Uninvited Guest"
shipnames << "Sacrificial Victim"
shipnames << "Injury Time"
shipnames << "The Precise Nature Of The Catastrophe"
shipnames << "Germane Riposte"
shipnames << "Recent Convert"
shipnames << "The Hundredth Idiot"
shipnames << "Just Passing Through"
shipnames << "Reasonable Excuse"
shipnames << "Zero Gravitas"
shipnames << "Steely Glint"
shipnames << "Ablation"
shipnames << "Qualifier"
shipnames << "Attitude Adjuster"
shipnames << "Congenital Optimist"
shipnames << "Xenoclast"
shipnames << "Fractious Person"
shipnames << "Very Little Gravitas Indeed"
shipnames << "Lasting Damage"
shipnames << "Don't Try This At Home"
shipnames << "All The Same, I Saw It First"
shipnames << "Cantankerous"
shipnames << "Kiss the Blade"
shipnames << "You May Not Be The Coolest Person Here"
shipnames << "Hence the Fortress"
shipnames << "I Blame My Mother"
shipnames << "Transient Atmospheric Phenomenon"
shipnames << "Limiting Factor"
shipnames << "Grey Area"
shipnames << "Charitable View"
shipnames << "Serious Callers Only"
shipnames << "The Ends Of Invention"
shipnames << "Winter Storm"
shipnames << "Ucalegon"
shipnames << "Halation Effect"
shipnames << "Falling Outside The Normal Moral Constraints"
shipnames << "The Bliterator"
shipnames << "Ultimate Ship The Second"
shipnames << "Poke It With A Stick"
shipnames << "Sweet and Full of Grace"
shipnames << "Honest Mistake"
shipnames << "Demented But Determined"
shipnames << "Abundance Of Onslaught"
shipnames << "Funny, It Worked Last Time...Boo!"
shipnames << "Revisionist"
shipnames << "In One Ear"
shipnames << "Well I Was In The Neighbourhood"
shipnames << "Credibility Problem"
shipnames << "Labtebricolephile"
shipnames << "Excuses And Accusations"
shipnames << "Irregular Apocalypse"
shipnames << "Flexible Demeanour"
shipnames << "Just Read The Instructions"
shipnames << "Thorough But ... Unreliable"
shipnames << "No One Knows What The Dead Think"
shipnames << "No More Mr Nice Guy"
shipnames << "Riptalon"
shipnames << "Big Sexy Beast"
shipnames << "Unfortunate Conflict Of Evidence"
shipnames << "I Blame The Parents"
# from 'broken angels'
shipnames << "Eggs Collide in Symmetry"
shipnames << "Overkill Hardware Semi-deployed"
# Revelation Space
shipnames << "Nostalga for Infinity"
# from Redemption Ark
shipnames << "Storm bird"
shipnames << "Nightshade"
shipnames << "Zodiacal Light"
# Andromea
shipnames << "Glorious Heritage"
shipnames << "Andromeda Ascendant"
shipnames << "Pax Magellanic"
shipnames << "Renewned Valour"
shipnames << "Vanguard"
shipnames << "Continuation of Politics"
shipnames << "Salient Debate"
shipnames << "Clarion's Call"
shipnames << "Siege Perilous"
shipnames << "Balance of Judgement"
shipnames << "Unshattered Allegience"
shipnames << "Wrath of Achilles"
shipnames << "Resolution of Hector"
shipnames << "One Million Voices"
shipnames << "Twelve Centuries"
shipnames << "Crimson Sunrise"
shipnames << "Righteous Fist of Heaven"
shipnames << "Eternal Vigilance"
shipnames << "Pride of Kaldera"
shipnames << "Victory's Crucible"
shipnames << "To Seek, To Find"
shipnames << "Major Tom"
shipnames << "Fingers of Dawn"
shipnames << "Seven Pillars"
shipnames << "Asceticism of Action"
shipnames << "Alactritous Missive"
shipnames << "Crimson Eclipse"


fqdn_seed = MD5.new(fqdn).to_s.hex
srand(1+fqdn_seed)
shipnames[rand(shipnames.size)] -%>