gistfile1.txt

<?php
public static function motd()
    {
        $excludedMonsters = Monster::where(function($query) {
            $query->where('awakens_from', 'NOT LIKE', '%Angelmon%')
                ->where('awakens_from', 'NOT LIKE', '%Rainbowmon%')
                ->where('awakens_from', 'NOT LIKE', '%Imperfect%')
                ->where('awakens_from', 'NOT LIKE', '%(Attack)%')
                ->where('awakens_from', 'NOT LIKE', '%(Support)%');
        });
            
        return $excludedMonsters->whereNotNull('article')->whereNotNull('awakens_from')
            ->inRandomOrder()->first();
    }

Haste recht :)