I will hate you

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Dear C++ library writer,

1. If your library forces me to use new all over, I will hate you.

2. If your library has types with bogus values, I will hate you.

3. If the documentation for your library gets the terminology of its own domain wrong, I will hate you.

4. If I say "My God, it's full of stars!" when I see the function signatures in your library, I will hate you.

5. If your library uses #define instead of const or inline, I will hate you.

6. If your library has a base class of everything, I will hate you.

7. If your library has singletons, I will hate you.

8. If you think you can use a tool to automatically translate a library from Java, I will hate you.

9. If the classes in your library have such clear responsibilities that you call them "managers", I will hate you.

10. If your library does not play nice with the standard library, I will hate you.

11. If functions in your library return error codes instead of throwing exceptions, I will hate you.

12. If your library has public members that are designed to be used only from internal code, I will hate you.

13. If your library makes use of the global namespace, I will hate you.

14. If your library has types traits that don't play nice with SFINAE, I will hate you.

Don't show him any C++ library in development or he will hate you :)

@Blastinburn const is typesafe and obeys scope.

If you don't provide common use case examples

Not everybody library has the benefit of using exceptions, especially performance critical code. Blanket statement such as that are usually not well-received.

Performance is not an argument against exceptions, since they are faster then error-codes when not thrown (which should be almost all of the time); real-time behavior is. So: If the library is for controlling a plane or space-ship, yes, exceptions should be avoided.

Often when exceptions aren't used however, the reasons are clearly not as good. GUI-libraries for example should really use exceptions for their errors.

If functions in your library return error codes instead of throwing exceptions, I will hate you.

If your library throws I won't use it.

the problem with managers is that they tend to not follow the S in SOLID

I don't even know what this is about, I'm just here because I hate markdown.