http://sokolmichael.com/posts/2014-03-02-a-picture-is-worth-a-thousand-lines-of-code

blur.js

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var jq = document.createElement('script');
jq.src = "//code.jquery.com/jquery-1.11.0.min.js";
document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(jq);

var glasses = 1.0;
function drunkify($) {
    var transformations = [{
        name: 'rotate',
        value: function (e) {
            return glasses * ((Math.random() * 2) - 1) / (50 / (e.parents().length));
        },
        unit: 'deg'
    }, {
        name: 'scale',
        value: function (e) {
            return glasses * (1 + (((Math.random() * 2) - 1) / (1000 / (e.parents().length))));
        }
    }/*, {
        name: 'skewX',
        value: function () {
            return ((Math.random() * 2) - 1) / 2;
        },
        unit: 'deg'
    }*/];

    $('*').css('-webkit-transition', '-webkit-transform 3s');

    var easings = ['ease', 'ease-in', 'ease-out', 'ease-in-out', 'linear',
        'cubic-bezier(0.6, 0.04, 0.98, 0.335)', 'cubic-bezier(0.175, 0.885, 0.32, 1.275)',
        'cubic-bezier(0.23, 1, 0.32, 1)', 'cubic-bezier(0.785, 0.135, 0.15, 0.86)',
        'cubic-bezier(0.77, 0, 0.175, 1)'
        ];
    var computeEasing = function(e) {
        return easings[Math.floor((Math.random() * 100) % easings.length)];
    };

    var computeTransforms = function (e) {
        return transformations.map(function (t) {
            return t.name + '(' + t.value(e) + (t.unit ? t.unit : '') + ')';
        }).join(' ');
    };

    var computerFilters = function (e) {
        return 'blur(' + Math.random() + 'px)';
    };

    window.setInterval(function () {
        $('*').each(function (i, e) {
            $(e).css('-webkit-transition-timing-function', computeEasing($(e)));
            $(e).css('transform', computeTransforms($(e)));
            $(e).parents().length > 4 && $(e).css('-webkit-filter', computerFilters());
            glasses = glasses + 0.0000000000001;
        });
    }, 3000);
}

setTimeout(function() {
    drunkify(jQuery);
}, 1000);