Find list of available burn wards while also memeing when your friends or coworkers get dissed

burn.go

package main
​
import (
	"fmt"
	"log"
	"net/http"
	"os"

	"github.com/PuerkitoBio/goquery"
)

func main() {
	response, err := http.Get("https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States")
	fmt.Println("Attempting to find burn wards...")
	if err != nil {
		log.Fatal(err)
		os.Exit(1)
	}
	defer response.Body.Close()

	document, err := goquery.NewDocumentFromReader(response.Body)
	if err != nil {
		log.Fatal("Error loading HTTP response body. ", err)
	}

	document.Find("ul li a").Each(findBurnWards)
	fmt.Println("Done...")

}

func findBurnWards(index int, element *goquery.Selection) {
	val, exists := element.Attr("title")
	if exists || val != "Wikipedia:Citation needed" {
		fmt.Println(val)
	}
}